Time to choose, leftybutts. Theoretical ideal male partner body. I want a harem of 1s and a single 8. Also if you want one of these body types go ahead
1-3, 5, and 7 are hottest. Rest are whatever
>>8513me and a group of 1s and 2s are all owned by a 6
1 if I'm topping. 7 if I'm bottoming.
>>8515Hawt
>>8513I am 1.5, would like to be 3, would fuck 1-8.
>>85131-3 for me, im a bottom but I dont often prefer buff guys
3 but with a little belly fat
2 and 3 are the ideal body i'd want a male partner to have.
fuuck a coworker of mine is a 3, but he's a retarded nazi and has a wife. i wish i was her. i wish more based commies would start working out.
8 9 8 9 8 9 8 9
>>85137>8>5>4>3>6>9>2>>>>>1
Slowly working towards 3, for preferences: would all of them provided the person isn't an asshole, since they all seem to be pretty hygenic (maybe with 9 i have some doubts), which is the only major turn-off for me, with shaven body hair as well.
Granted, i do have a type, that being three, though bodies 1,2,3,4,5,7 all have some specific pretty qualities for me.
1 looks like a child anyone interested in that is a perv
>>8533There are guys in their 30s that look like 1.
>>85134 is objectively the best looking and any other opinion is copium
>>8533Have you never seen a scrawny guy before?
>>8538I prefer 7. 4 looks (m)anorexic
7/8/9, all wonderful
What's with the fixation on twinks?
>>8517Based and good luck
>>8544>What's with the fixation on twinks?You can (consensually) wrestle them to the ground, fold them into a mating press and then laugh at them as they feebly struggle to escape.
>>8545I can get behind that.
Thanks for the succinct explanation and also not yelling at me.
>>8513Ideal partner: 1 or 2, my ideal body: 2
>>8553Perfect combo of muscle and fat. Guys that are overly cut look dehydrated and freakish, and aren't as good to cuddle.
>>8551Np comrade. I should also mention that they have nice feet, and I may be unemployed but his feet sure are giving me a job.
>>8553I just like big guys.
Also
>>8557 is right about the cuddling. I want something to hold onto.
not really a good diagram because it's not doing muscle and fat independently. there's no skinny fat or just mildly muscled + fat, the only fat options are also yoked.
>>8566Because those are seen as gross or undesirable even if they're quite common.
where is the kermit frog body? OP's post is fascist yall
>>8567Man there aern't even any normal bodies with a bit of fat and a bit of muscle, it's just skinny -> Bodybuilder -> Strongman
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