Comrades,
I am in dire straits currently.
You see, a few weeks ago I met a puppygirl, and I began dating her. We hit it off almost immediately, and a few days ago she began spending part of her time living with me. That's when the trouble began.
Today, I woke up, and she was dressed in a puppy ears and wearing a tail. This on its own is nothing unusual, but what she said afterwards APPALLED me.
>Anon, can I have a treat?
I GASPED. You want a treat?! Are you a… treatlerite? Are you Adolf Hitler?! I cannot believe someone I thought I loved would want to buy a treat that was bought and paid for by the imperialist pigdogs of the Divided $$nake$$ of AmeriKKKa…
I shouted back at her, "You want a fucking what?!", visibly angry.
>I just… I want a treat… puppy wants treats..
My blood turned cold. I started shaking… Puppy wants treats?!
I retorted back, "Your treats are paid for by the blood of third world proles exploited for your gain by AmeriKKKan Imperiali$$$t $$$$KKKum. YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE GLOBAL PROLETARIAT. Under the JDPON, you will NOT be spared in the bloodshed! FASCIST!"
The puppygirl began making nearly inhuman sounding whines, and started crying. Eventually she choked out something to the effect of
>Anon, please be normal, what are you talking about? I just want a treat. What's a JDPON?
I retorted back, "Bourgeoisie fool! Have you never heard of the Joint Dictatorship of the Proletariat of the Oppressed Nations?! Have you ever read Mao? Or are you a Khruschevite revisionist traitor?!"
She began sobbing harder, saying
>What's a K-kruschevite? Isn't Mao some Chinese leader? What does he have to do with this? What does Proletariat mean?? I n-never graduated College.. Can y-you just forget I said anything?
I fumed. "Do you really not know of the writings of the greatest thinker of the 21st Century, Mao Zedong?! The fact that you never graduated college shows that you are a mere lumpenproletariat, not even reading the men who would fight for your liberation."
Her response to this?
>W-wait, are you a socialist?
"Finally", I thought, "I'm getting somewhere with this dumb fuck."
>I-I kind of am t-too, I guess.. I a-admire Sweden…
I then slapped that stupid lumpen adolf treatlerite bitch hard in the face… Sweden, a social fa$$$cist country, socialist?! I had never heard such revisionist bullshit before!
But of course, then she called the KKKops on me.
Fucking AmeriKKKans, I tell you. They cannot be trusted. All of them work as the arms of imperialism. NONE ARE INNOCENT, I TELL YOU! NONE!
No matter. All will be cleansed in the fire of the glorious Maoist revolution.
oh yeah, pic unrelated
puppy needs to get taken to a farm in the country where she can run around with all the other treatlerite crakkka settlers
Humble brag