/meta/ - Ruthless criticism of all that exists (in leftypol.org)

Greetings Communists, Socialists, liberals and centrists
I come back to this board after months of persecution, unjustified bans, insults, death threats, doxx threats etc. I considered giving up the anti-imperialist struggle, specially after seeing comrade Felix being hounded so viciously. But the revolutionary fire is hard to extinguish. I come back, campaigning this time, to become a mod. Mods have turned this board into their private property. They meet and plot in their degenerate lodges and take us for fools.

I pledge to change things around. I promise to
(1) purge all imperialists masquerading as 'leftists'
(2) be accountable to the board users and be comradely with them, unlike the current mods who behave like petty schoolgirls
(3) be consistent with the application of rules and actually combat trollish sectarianism (no longer will bordigites be allowed to behave like american bullies)
(4) actively cull the American population of the userbase to prevent the parasite of Americanism to infect the anus of leftist, i.e this board

Trust me and fight for me, because I trust you and I fight for you (against American savagery)

Death to imperialism
Victory to Communism
Long live the congregation of communists of the world on imageboards
Death to the American hegemony on imageboards