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How are you spending this Friday? Do you have any plans for the weekend?

Edging.

gooning.

Jelquing

fapping

happy stfu friday

Cooming

Trying to find anarchists to connect with

nutting

everything is better once you start to listen to mexican music

finding ways to not start working on my game for this jam

I will keep refreshing /siberia/ until my F5 key breaks.

After getting home from work Ill go buy groceries, fllowed by abs workout, then play vydia, and hopefully go to bed soon so Im fresh tomorrow, because tomorrow evening is a concert Ill go to, assuming tickets havent been sold out yet. Maybe, if I dont chicken out. Its in some rock club, being alone in such places makes me uncomfortable.

>>577053
What kind of music will they play?

>>577053
>being alone in such places makes me uncomfortable.
it is the other way around, when you are alone you can flow free like water, it is pure enjoyment. it becomes uncomfortable when people know you so you are beholden to things like reputation or expectations

>>574509
goodluck

>>577051
you can also use ctrl + r

>>577080
Electronic rock/hardcore I think. Not very into the genre, hence why I want go, new experience, nee opportunity to maybe meet people (fully aware most likely wont talk to anyone).

>>577081
And what do you do there alone different then with people?


Anyway, I failed in getting proper sleep, so I can barely function in social situations when at full power, if I havent already bought the tickets I would just stay at home.

>>577351
Have fun!

I was going to spend Friday reading cn ntr stories and playing video games but I fell asleep right after I got home from work and woke up at 5am

>>577353
I did. Lots of moshing, clothes completely sweathed through, hopefully I wont get sick by the time I get home. Its the same every time, I go somewhere I have fun, and then the music stops, and Im back where I started, sad, lonely, self-conscious.
Attendee demographics were similar to what they always are, mostly small groups of men, followed by couples and occasional lone men, few non-visibly-taken women. Younger than me. Women there were so much my type, alt/goth/metal chicks, dark eyliner, chokers, sexy clothing, you know the type. Looking at them I feel like a stray dog out in the street, hoping someone would adopt me, and then I realize, no, people like dogs, stray gets pitty. I already wrote about this in the previous thread, Im not a dog but an insect. Ocassionaly someone might find me interesting enough to come poke me with a stick, but then they seem me move and buzz and get creeped out.
Caught a reflection on the way out, wet strands of hair falling on my face, and though to myself, "I look so hot, if I wasnt an impoverished autistic retard I would be swimming in pussy." What a waste. Only makes me anxious about my hairline, I want to get on finasteride, why isnt the thing over the counter, I have to spend 100€ at hair clinic just to get prescription, fucking hassle, and then roughly 50€ every month for actual medicine, which in my current financial situation is a significant expense.
The reason I cant sleep properly is that there is never anything to look forward to in the next day, just more work, more responsibilities, more time wasted and opportunities squandered.

>>577461
Didn't the last time you complained about being an insect, a stranger came up to you just to call you sexy?

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sudoku

>>577461
You seem to have some sort of psychological addiction

>>579275
why does being miserable feel so good

Drinking vodka and smoking weed with my father.

>>579278
Misery is easy especially for HFAs

Going to kill myself because I can't find this wallet

>>579292
Have you left it in El Segundo?

what you boys goonin to Friday night?

>>574511
i love nuts. especially macadamias

I'm going to ummmmmmm

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>>577594
Yeah, thats what "poke with a stick" was referring to.

>>579275
To what?

Anyway, done absolutely nothing in two weeks, and have nothing to do this one either. Searching for some video games to kill time with. I have some responsibilities to addend to, but cant bring myself to. Its really hard to delay gratification when there is no gratification in sight.

>>581699
What are you procrastinating on?

>>581700
Learning Excel and SQL, to help me with job search.

Oh, and I found one thing to do this weekend, local restaurant is serving vegan goose, and then Ill go to cinema to watch Substance. Fuck, wasted entire today downloading, installing and uninstalling various games because nothing strikes my fancy.

>>581801
Vegan goose? What's that like?

i'll spend hours searching for a game to play during the weekend, and then instead of playing it I'll doomscroll and just be miserable and a slave to the dopamine cycle

>>581801
i also want to know what a vegan goose is very cool

Sitting in the house. Making game. Then turning off my brain while using exercise bike.

>>581839 what kind of game are you making???

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>>581806
>>581802
Well the vegan goose remains mystery, I went to the restaurant in the afternoon, it was packed, they had line for the orders reaching almost outside, so I turned around and went home. Second time I decided to visit in the evening, still packed, and the goose already ran out. Went to asian bistro instead, had at best mediocre food with too much carbs, ruining todays cut, I would be better off not eating at all.
Also something broke in my internet browser (Waterfox), just stopped working out of nowhere, and I have no idea how to export out my bookmarks now, there is bunch of sites and facebook pages through which I look for local events there,so thats either gone or Ill have to figure out how to import them, one way or another its a fucking hassle, as if I had nothing better to do. What a miserable day, cant have one nice thing.

>>582019
The bookmarks should be in a file called "places.sqlite". Getting them out would be a good exercise in SQL!

>>582024
Thanks, I found that file, but I suspect it might have been overridden by empty file of new version of Waterfox I downloaded.

Currently on my way back from The Substance screening. It was ok. I really liked the first half, with more dramatic serious tone, dealing with aging and beauty and social pressure upon women, before it turns into Cronenberg movie, and then past that into a body horror farce. The screening room was almost empty, kind of surprising as the other cinema that was screening it today was fully booked. Unusual gender composition this time, mostly women. One lone old woman too, wonder how she felt watching this.

>>582066
Huh, fixed my browser problem. I deleted all files I found relating to the old Waterfox version, and when I ran the new one all the bookmarks and internet history of the old version is now in it, even though before it behaved like a new install with no previous data. No idea how that works.

>>582075
Madokami blessed you!

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i just broke a tooth in half right now while eating popcorn, this is the fucking WORST WEEKEND

i don't want to go to the dentist during the weekend, i don't want tooooooo :C

>>582019 very cool

>>582211
If your teeth break so easily its a deeper problem than just one tooth. GL spending the rest of your life fixing em

>>582211
What the fuck how did you tooth break from popcorn?

>>582217
>>582276
i was biting one of those half-popped corns that are really hard

I am going to learn AWK!

>>584888
If you want to get deep into text processing, have a look at SNOBOL as well. SNOBOL patterns are more powerful and less fuzzy than regular expressions, which is why modern languages continue to reimplement them.
https://www.regressive.org/snobol4/

>>574471
Getting drunk at home and watching my boomer animes.

I ate edible cannacookies and drank vodka. Was talking about stupid shit like how humans invented the first rock tools to crush bones and eat the nutrient rich bone marrow.

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I am going to make a list of all the mistakes I have ever made.

Going to numb the pain of the girl I'm crushing on not being into me by inviting my FWB over. Probably hanging out with some friends after work first.

I'm gonna do absolutely nothing

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y'all ever feel like weekends are an illusion? you anticipate the weekend for the whole week, and when you get there it just disappears. you BLINK and it's monday

>>588924
yeah goon weekend never lasts long enough

>>588924
I no longer look forward to anything.

>>587754
This is why I always disagree with boomer advice about "step outside your comfort zone" or "you never know until you try".

Unless you're going for a secure needed airtight profession or enterprise, there's no reason to "cast your breads across the waters."

i will MURDER every single dentist in the world. EVERY SINGLE ONE of these sadistic DEMONS

motherfucker told me the ultrasound cleaning wouldn't hurt, but it was LITERALLY one of the most painful things i have EVER experienced. i almost DIED

we must RETVRN to when we just pulled teeth out when something ain't right

>>588941 true
>>588986 rare 'wawa

I am going to rot in my bed.

I am going to waste my time by being alive

Going dancing and will hit on my friend again with the knowledge that she likes me but turned me down before because she thought I wanted a serious relationship instead of just hooking up.

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Hey guy, I am announcing I am now merely a semi virgin. Roommates girlfriend decided to have drunken sex with me while he was away. The thing was 100% initiated and escalated by her, despite my numerous inquiries if she is ok with this and wishes to continue. There was no PIV and nobody orgasmed, she communicated that she wants to stop at some point, I really hope it was because she was too drunk or regretful and not because I am awful at this.
The slightly depressing part is I felt no passion, no lust I feel I should. I didnt get hard, I kissed and bit and licked generously, but that was pretty much just because that was the role I know I am supposed to play. Again, I really fucking hope the cause is just lack of chemistry or something, and not because I am actual bugman whose neural system never developed enough to experience such affects.
Also she invited me for a threesome with her boyfriend, on this one my hope is that it was just a drunken idea, and our encounter was cheating, I would prefer it to being involved into some poly cuckold thing.

Another week wasted… sigh…

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>>589308
>Cry like a bitch from a bit of scaling
>But long for the good ol days where teeth were pulled for a yes or a no without anesthesia
You're one of thoses faggots uh?
Good luck to frag me tho…

>>591576
fumbled the bag hard, sorry about your ED.

Its easy to smile when a welfare state pays fof all the dentist appoinments.

>>591582
Its not just ED (I dont think I have ED, I can get hard, I just didnt in this particular situation), its everything. I expected sloppy french kissing to send electricity down my spine, feminine smell of skin, intoxicating taste of pussy, the kind of thing I read about in smutty fanfictions. She had no smell, barely any taste, now that I think about it, I didnt loose a single article of clothing, she didnt even pull my shirt off, I kind of feel insulted by that.

>>591614
Well are you attracted to her? Did the thing about her being a girlfriend throw you off?

>>591615
She is a young conventionally attractive woman, maybe it was just performance anxiety, whole time I was very keenly aware it is my job to please her, did my best. I dont think it was the girlfriend part, I didnt think about that at all during the act.

Im going to eat chinese buffett. The chinese understand business more than american. Few american understand the law of value and they price sillily. The chinese buffet owner forces us to come back again and again by means of rational pricing.

>>591590
imagine being subjected to medieval torture in your mouth and pay for it.

>>591537
I got too high to make a move :(

Someone broke into my car today and messed it up. I'm literally a reactionary now

>>591793
Aw man. Better luck next time

>>591847
I know that feel anon, a good thief is a dead thief.

>>591873
>>591847
Now you know why I don't respect glorifying or defense of lumpenproletariat.
It's one thing to be poor and homeless and jobless.
That's just an unfortunate fate.
But to be a thief, especially towards fellow proles?
That's unacceptable.

>>591576
Hate shitting this thread with my whining outside of Fridays, but since this is a result of my Friday liaison and I do need to share my frustration with someone, might as well. I still havent had an opportunity to talk with her about what happened, because her boyfriend is around, I hate this, its so fucking awkward, I am plagued by intrusive thoughts about how I fucked up, couldnt please her, was too rough or too weird or something. Fuck, I just want to say sorry.

>>592514
Don't overthink it so much, she was drunk, probably doesn't care you guys didn't manage

>>591617
>>592514
Sounds like performance anxiety, I get it too often…because sex is so rare and I have no ability to reliably get more, so I feel a ton of pressure to make it count. Otherwise I can get fully hard with no physical contact when looking at porn.

>>592523
I dont care abot managing, its about real possibility of making her feel bad. This always fucking happens, any time a woman shows interest in me I manage to hurt her through my sheer awkwardness and retardation.

>>592551
I finally got an opportunity to talk with her. She didnt remember we even did anything more than hang out and drink, and when I told her she got very distressed.
You know, despite the anxiety and all my other problems, this week I functioned surprisingly well precisely thanks to that validation I got, that someone would find me worthy of seduction. Now that I know it was only because she was blackout drunk, I really, really, really feel bad about myself.

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I'm going to watch youtube slop


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