Restarting the Burgerpunk thread.
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https://archive.ph/4eBGE>North Carolina election official accused of spiking grandkids’ ice cream>An election official in North Carolina arrested and accused of placing narcotics in his grandchildren’s ice cream resigned Thursday.>Surry County Board of Elections Chair James Edwin Yokeley Jr., a Republican, informed Wilmington police on Aug. 8 that his granddaughters had found suspicious blue pills in their Dairy Queen Blizzards, but police said they reviewed video showing him placing the pills in the ice cream, which tests revealed contained MDMA and cocaine, according to a police report obtained by USA Today.>Police said medical personnel checked the two juveniles and determined that they had not ingested any of the substances>Yokeley has been charged with contaminating food or drink with a controlled substance, felony child abuse and felony possession of Schedule I narcotics. >State Auditor Dave Boliek, whose office appointed Yokeley, said the arrest and the investigation were “disturbing” and called for his resignation. Yokeley quickly obliged, resigning Thursday. >In his resignation letter, Yokeley, wrote:>"I am writing to formally resign from my position as Board Chair with the Surry County Board of Elections, effective immediately.>“This decision has not been made lightly. After much prayer, thoughtful reflection and consultation, I have concluded that it’s in the best interest of the State Board of Elections and Surry County Board of Elections, regarding my own falsely accused circumstances, to step down at this time. >“Based on the truth and facts, I remain prayerfully confident that I will be exonerated of all accusations levied against me.”>The State Board of Elections said in a statement: “Mr. Yokeley was first appointed to the Surry County Board of Elections as a member in July 2023. He was appointed chair of the county board earlier this year.>“The State Board of Elections will appoint a new Surry County chair as soon as possible after receiving two nominations from the North Carolina Republican Party.”>Yokeley posted a $100,000 secured bond. Police said the investigation continues.>>704941a true pillar of the community
>>704941It's his granddaughter's fault for being so hot.
>>706249I bet it's 2000 to 3000 dollars a month to live there
>>706280It is. Remember liberals are capitalists
>AUGUSTA, Ga. (WRDW/WAGT) - Authorities on Thursday announced another indictment related to the House of Prayer Christian Church, a day after the church leader and seven others were rounded up.
>This latest indictment – of Bernadel Semexant, 35, of Hinesville and Savannah – focuses on child sex crimes, while the ones Wednesday were more financial.
>Semexant is charged with enticement of a minor to engage in sexual activity, sexual abuse of a minor, transfer of obscene material to a minor, receipt of child pornography and possession of child pornography.
>Semexant, a pastor with the church that some have called a cult and others have called a financial scam, may have worked at various church locations across the U.S., the Department of Justice said.
>The church has locations in Augusta, Hinesville and Savannah in Georgia, as well as in North Carolina, Washington state, Texas and Tennessee.https://www.wrdw.com/2025/09/11/pastor-alleged-cult-charged-with-child-sex-crimes/ >>706249With triple pane windows and a good air purifier I could probably avod going insane for a little while
>>709867chuds will blame this on melanin rather than on christcuckoldry
>>710698wtf, that's a sussy post from RFK
>>710698Charlie "Jesus misses Jim Crow" Kirk is still dead
>>714900That it's not legal
>>713110The US is fucking dying, this is fucking Rasputin + Heavenly Kingdom type shit
>>715276the cat is mexican
>>712327God leaf blowers are the most Burger shit ever. Just blow the leaves into someone else’s property and call it a day or blowing this for 3 hours just to move some grass on the sidewalk so the NIMBYs don’t get pissed.
>>717157 i did not consent to being filmed
>>693053Why do they have a femboy on the front side
https://archive.ph/AQ9JE>NYC Wikipedia conference halted when ‘non-offending pedophile’ storms stage, points gun at own head >A Wikipedia conference in Manhattan descended into chaos Friday morning when an unhinged Ohio man jumped on stage and pointed a gun at his own head.>Connor Weston, 27, allegedly clutched the loaded revolver as he declared, “I’m a non-contact pedophile. I want to kill myself” — prompting WikiConference staff to quickly tackle and disarm him before cops took him into custody, sources said.>“It was just adrenaline,” said one of the staffers who stopped the gunman. “Since you’re on the trust and safety team you’re expected to do this . . . we’re not used to loaded weapons in the same room . . . we’re used to more prank behavior.” >Weston — who wore a multicolored banner draped over his shoulders and a sign around his neck with the words “ANTI-CONTACT NON-OFFENDING PEDOPHILE” — was detained at the conference, which was hosted at Union Square’s Civic Hall on East 14th Street near Irving Place, sources said. >“I think we handled it pretty well considering this was not an expected thing,” the worker who helped stop the incident added. “We’re expected to do that for every event but in a place like NYC you’re going to have more people and more chance of it.”>Weston is awaiting charges at the NYPD’s 9th Precinct.>No one was hurt, but the disturbing ordeal was enough to rattle witnesses and others inside the building. >“It was surprising. One of the keynote speakers was presenting and then all of a sudden there was someone on the stage saying something about suicide,” one woman said. “I didn’t realize he had a gun but apparently he did. But the response was really fast: ‘get down, get out.’>“People were scared,” the witness added. >Another woman, Karen Ganes, was taking a coffee break from an unrelated class on the fifth floor when alarms started blaring, alerting building occupants of someone with a gun on the second floor.>“They told us to go back into our classroom and lock the door,” Ganes said. “But it was glass. It was half glass. So we kind of went to the back where there was a wall there. >Another woman threw herself onto the floor in fear, Ganes recalled. >“I texted my sister, and she’s very spiritual,” she added. “She just said, ‘I’m praying for you. Let me know what’s happening.’”>Weston, from Dayton, had registered for the conference, which was being held in New York this year to celebrate the city’s 400th anniversary, according to the event page.>In a late June post on X, he explained that he is “fundamentally against adult/minor relations because I know that they are harmful.”>“I don’t have any ‘urges’ that I have to control, just like how most straight men don’t have the urge to rape every woman they meet,” he wrote. “Pedophilia is not a choice. I can choose to not harm minors, but I cannot choose to stop being attracted to them.”>A Wikimedia Foundation spokesperson said the conference will continue – though with extra security and police presence – after the gunman was cuffed.>“Participants at WikiConference North America are safe, and are continuing to gather together in community,” the rep said. “We appreciate the conference organizers and attendees who stepped in to help during the opening ceremony. >“We are grateful to the event organizers and local law enforcement for their support.” >>720000These two pro created too. Almost makes me glad I've never had sex. I wonder what weird and gross shit our parents are into?
>>720003You’d be surprised at how awfully down low the pre-Internet generations were.
People think jacking off to cartoon animals is the epitome of moral decay.
>>720107Has any one done cum tributes to Charlie Kirk?
>>720237I think he was basically a neet too who scored a doctor wife and became a house husband. Not a very good one though. He also had a kid from previous relationship who also accuses him of abuse. I wonder if he has good game to be able to convince women to children with him? Maybe he's got a fat cock?
>>646062Thats hardly a uniquely murican thing either, I watched a documentary a long time ago about a Bosnian guy who traveled back to a village where he was a concentration camp guard during the wars in order to apologize to the families of the people he killed. Whether he was truly remorseful or not he was not just shunned by them because that's not easily forgiven but also considered persona non grata by nationalists and other veterans for sullying the name of the army and bringing attention to war crimes.
>>720107to be fair, if one of the influencers I watch a lot died the way charlie did (rest in piss) I'd also kinda freak out
>>720259If anyone really cared for Charles they would've done a cum tribute
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