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Restarting the Burgerpunk thread.
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>>661244
I legitimately cant figure out what the video is even about.

>>659699
>floridated
what does florida have to do with this?

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Are YOU LIBTARDS READY for YOUR NEW POPE?

>>662009
President Pope Donus Trumpus the first

>>661692
I think anon meant to say "fluoridation".
But as someone who lives in Florida, the most dangerous animal species in Florida are homo sapiens.

>>662009
this is it. he knew in advance. JD, Trump, ad the theil matrix

>>661250
it's two dudes who can't coordinate for lunch despite all their tech so they settle on a landline

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Transvestigators make shocking discovery about the new Pope…

>>661250
To discover what a video is about you watch it from the beginning to the end. if you skip around you might have trouble. I know this is difficult for some people if the video is over 1 minute long.

Requiem for a meth psychosis hallucination…

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HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY, LOGAN!
LET'S GO BRANDON
FUCK JOE BIDEN

>80s
>burger entertainment
>politics
>trump
yep, i'm thinking this is certified burgerpunk material, only missing the burgerking

dude american political shenanigans are hilarious
i'm no burger though where can you watch burger TV news online? GMA, CNN, fox. abc, i wanna see what burgers consume on their telivision

>>663365
#wwg1wga

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>>667367
Those kids are 100% correct.

>>667367
reminds me of this
the burger reich par excellence

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brief summary of american populism

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>>667367
similar energy

>>667367
Where's the lie?

>>667367
>>667400
If your country was as wealthy as the US then your culture would be pretty similar too.

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>>667406
alternate response i guess

>>667409
>no correlation

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Yup, this is going to my pinterest feed.

#writing

I shall devise it into theory and praxis in order to not only articulate but to show the true nature of burgerpunk. For it is beyond that of simple vapor wave. Vapor wave is only a dead past future under the guise of hauontology. It is what once was thought the future would be. But burgerpunk is beyond this. It is not a pasts future. You may see the late 90’s or your early childhood’s pre 9/11 fast food comforts. And yes, burgerpunk includes that, but it is a continuation. We never escaped from that time in reality. Reality has stagnated. There has been a lack of future identity, but it is not as Mark Fisher said because the future is dead. No my friends, it is because the future is now. The future is here, and we will never have a beyond until the collapse. Until the heat death of capital and the universe we are forever stuck in the external recursion of burgerpunk. We may have smaller phones and flatter televisions. But what physical advance have you seen that is in and of itself a radical invention. A unique and it’s own. None my friends. We are here upon the cusp of the rest of the world. All this Land will rot, it’s physical form lacking a manifest assertion of purpose, other than the extraction of value and the shifting in values. Our attention is time. Our stomachs to mind. They have yet to conquer sleep. The internet seeming bastion, only waivering slightly until it became its burgerpunk reality counterpart. This future now is happening. The worlds are colliding. The histories of time are upon us. You just have to look. You may seek to question the fact that I no longer speak of a post or neo burgerpunk. Well, gentlemen, this was flawed thinking upon my part. Applying the general timeline to an idea for which we did not discover was the end of time. For when we discuss that of amazon or the more cyber characteristics, these are not beyond burger, these are the limbs and tentacles of the burgers reach. efficiency in machinery is the burger way. Quicker production is burgerpunk. Service with a smile in an attempt to compensate for the slow swap to procedural artificial intelligence is classic burgerpunk. Replacing every part that is man until it becomes the chrome covered god robotic amongst men. Delivering burgers and Gatorade at three AM to any individual still conscious enough to look up from their dopamine kicks. We will not forget this shift and lurch, but it is merely adaption and does not change the fact that burgerpunk signifies the end of cultural advance my brothers. The right, the reactionaries, the dark enlightenment, whatever they are called have seemingly succeeded in their quest to halt the creation of differing or new culture, somehow convincing the Peredo division of creators to market their burgers in a virtual world for a roof over their head than truly divest their energy upon the creation of which will never see the neon lights above. Their has yet to be a death to morn for the future’s future has yet to be conceived. We have been chemically castrated in the mind. Digital grease clouds our vision and judgement, makes us slow with the high blood sugar and glucose of digital data consumption. We have become the patties. We are no longer punks. We are the ones who have been plunked and we have become the burger.

let this thread LIVE

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>A pastor in Orlando was arrested in Virginia after being accused of sexually assaulting and touching two underaged girls at a church, police said.

>Yersson Solarte, 33, was charged with sexual battery of a minor and lewd and lascivious molestation.


>Police said the alleged incident happened at Ipul Pentecostal Church, where Solarte was a pastor.


>Police believe there are more victims.


https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-pastor-arrested-after-sexually-assaulting-2-minors-in-church-police/3611688/

Is Class of '09 considered canonical Y2K Burgerpunk?

President TRUMP addresses West Point graduates and impresses them with his vast military knowledge.

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>vermont vooters wanted a stronger stance on the illegal alien migrants

>thought it mostly meant the mexicanos all the way south the border


>got surprised ICE included the illegal migrant hands working on their vermont farm in their anti-immigration campaign


>now complaining about the thing they vooted mainly for


burgerpunk enough?

>>669716
He had like one or two person pity clapping for him lol

>>670083
herp derp

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President TRUMP inspiringly addresses the Nation on this Memorial Day.

>>670083
I hope those Vermont farmers don't get back any more farmhands. I hope it will teach the country to appreciate blue collar workers more

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>GREENVILLE COUNTY, S.C. —
>A pastor at a Greenville County, South Carolina, church is facing numerous child sex charges, and his wife has also been arrested, according to detention center records.

>Myron Chorbajian is a pastor at 1st Southern Methodist Church on Fork Shoals Road, according to the church's Facebook page.


>Myron and his wife, Kathleen, were arrested on fugitive from justice warrants on May 15 in Nashville, Tennessee, according to authorities.


>According to the report, the abuse allegedly began in the 1980s. Preliminary findings indicate that all the male children were subjected to physical abuse, while all the female children suffered sexual abuse.


>Three counts of second-degree criminal sexual conduct with minor, ages 11-14

>Three counts of incest
>One count of second-degree criminal sexual conduct
>Fourteen counts of placing a child at risk, harm or abandon
>Two counts of second-degree assault and battery

>Kathleen Ann Chorbajian faces the following charges:


>Fourteen counts of placing a child at risk, harm or abandon

>Two counts of accessory after the fact of a felony

https://www.wyff4.com/article/greenville-county-pastor-child-sex-crimes/64891625

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Are YOU celebrating NATIONAL HAMBURGER DAY like a TRUE AMERICAN or are YOU antifa queer soyboy vegan commie libtard betacuck?

>>670372
why does he always type in all caps

>>671223
boomers because their eyesight isnt too good



>>671256
He needs help not police

>>671234
It's also computer illiteracy. All caps is harder to read, especially with bad eyesight, the words just become a bunch of rectangles.

>>671517
I'm impressed they didn't kill him.

>>670960
>wife
Anon I… before reading thought that was him in a wig and he was kicked out the church for crossdressing

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>>664874
imagine having the fate of your country or wether you'll die in a drone strike or not dictated by a group chat named houthi small group

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>>671537
I thought this too lmao


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