/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>701294
I've made a version three. Now images are only loaded when they're moused over. This should lighten the bandwidth load.

I wrote this version because marking an image as a spoiler prevents thumbnail generation. Hence I have to download the entire image to auto unspoiler it.

(function() {
    const links = document.getElementsByTagName("a");
    for (let i = 0; i < links.length; i++) {
        const link = links[i];
        if (
            link.href &&
            link.href.match(/(\.png|\.jpg|\.jpeg|\.webp)$/) &&
            link.children.length == 1 &&
            link.children[0].tagName == 'IMG' &&
            link.children[0].src.match('/static/spoiler_alunya.png$')
        ) {
            const image = link.children[0];
            function unspoiler(event) {
                image.src = link.href;
                function resize(event) {
                    const width = image.naturalWidth;
                    const height = image.naturalHeight;
                    const scale = Math.min(255/width, 255/height);
                    image.style.width = width*scale + 'px';
                    image.style.height = height*scale + 'px';
                    image.removeEventListener('load', resize)
                }
                image.addEventListener('load', resize);
                image.removeEventListener('mouseover', unspoiler);
            }
            image.addEventListener('mouseover', unspoiler);
        }
    }
})();

>>713999
>Now images are only loaded when they're moused over
so they're effectively still spoiled? kek

Since the heart of the problem lies server side (spoiled images not serving the thumbnails) might be better to request a new feature on the leftypol repo to

1. create a new type of spoiler called NSFW
2. a new option to automatically un-spoil nsfw spoilers, by replacing the new spoiler image with the thumbnail

https://forgejo.leftypol.org/leftypol/leftypol

>>714314
>might be better to request a new feature on the leftypol repo
this, I agree its annoying, using a porn thread is pure pain

>>713403
And the "clapping is ablist" side didn't even exist to begin with, both percieved sides were just the latter.

So if the only solution is to be more ruthless than CIA then why dont we skin these faggot MODS alive and establish proletarian democracy.

>>714314
having different types of spoilers has been something we could have used for a long time tbh
honestly we definitely use the feature more for NSFW than actual spoilers

>>713999
Very interesting. Is it possible to do such a hover-over-image to unspoiler with CSS? Or is it JS exclusively?

Why don't you just make them… wait in hell??

>>717919
We already are in jannycracy hell of sorts.

It's woke. It matters.

Idpol never mattered.

>>699750
2nd pic made my dick explode

>>725612
whats with the spade on her cheek

>>725629
She's BBC only

>>725630
why perpetuate a fetish that right wingers have

>>725631
The GIF is inter right wing violence. She doesn't want to share the BBC with chudjack

>>725633
>She doesn't want to share the BBC with chudjack
BUT I WANT BBC, even if I support TND

>>725721
You lunge forward, a sudden blur of motion, snatching the vial from the alchemist's trembling hand. Master Elmswick lets out a startled yelp, his eyes widening in pure terror as you attempt to shove the glass to his lips. He struggles fiercely, surprisingly strong for his wiry frame, flailing his arms and twisting his body. With a desperate shove, he pushes you back, sending you stumbling. The "Draft of Quick Thoughts" slips from your grasp, hitting the stone floor with a sharp *clink* and shattering, its luminous liquid seeping into the cracks. Elmswick scrambles backwards, pressing himself against a shelf of glowing reagents, his breath coming in ragged gasps, eyes darting towards the door. "Help! Guards!" he shrieks, his voice cracking with fear, his gaze fixed on you like a cornered animal.

You fix your gaze on the cowering alchemist, a potent wave of psychic energy surging through you, fueled by your Psychically Energized state. You reach out, not with hands, but with pure will, intending to unravel his very essence, to transform him into… something unquantifiable, 'inferred.' But the task of altering a living, conscious mind, even a terrified one, proves far more complex than transmuting inert matter.

Master Elmswick screams, a sound not of just fear, but of pure, mental agony. He clutches his head, his eyes rolling back as if grappling with an unseen horror. He stumbles, falling backward over an overturned stool, a jumble of glass vials crashing around him. He isn't 'inferred,' but he is certainly incapacitated, writhing on the floor, emitting broken, incoherent gibberish, utterly overwhelmed by the raw, untamed psychic force you unleashed. His cries for help intensify, morphing into a guttural, panicked wail.

>>725721
You will NEVER get laid

>>699750
>What are you gonna do about it?
Beat my meat, duh

>>725310
Caillou is a lucky lil canook.

>>699929
This.

There was a thread about BBC porn and it had a gif of a dog fucking a white girl. Please post it, I can't find the thread.

>>729874
You have better luck finding that content on 4chan /pol/.

>>699709
Gooner bros how do we cope? First /leftypol/ starts censoring and now this. Has bourgeoisie modocracy gone too far?

>>730080
That's it, I'm moving to Russia.

>>730243
Its over.

Sex

>>730707
For real or ai? Either way I approve.

Can you guys turn the transperson slang into Impowen?

>>730737
Its a serious suggestion,

That's rky just something im wondering, make Them pay

Is this it?
https://youtube.com/shorts/9U7krasNz-s?si=_wggIHbFATDeevMb

>>730751
That probably ain ty it

>>730903
We don't even need real women anymore

>>730903
Damn… wtf is this made with? Scary

Did your guys heavy bass dubstep music quit??

I mean, it's been censored from the internet. I thought you should know…

>>732662
Lol wtf is this AI shit

>>733418
You a pos played out?

>>733560
Dont reply then

>>733418
First time I've seen this disclaimer.

>>732662
imagine if real non-AI news was this detailed, autistic, literary, and scientific

Muttchahua

>>734859 lit
ereally me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>735092
No no no. Its a you Luigichahua. Benissimo.

>>735807 nah this fancy one is my brother, i'm chiwario