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>>696472

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>>701797
god i wish that doll was me

I really don't have hope for the next generation. Most of you have no chance of ever becoming normal. It only gets worse from here.

>>701820
Why not? All the kinds of problems most of you face can only be solved by touching grass and having some irl experiences. Like you can have had that and still become a terminally online obsessive. But a lot of the younger gens, they don't have any experience of having an irl social life. It won't get easier to have one as you get older. You are failing to experience it when it is the easiest period in your life probably.

>>701819
you’re right as far as gen z is concerned but
<le mass unrestricted internet access as computers became more accessible to the general population is acktually a psyop
does not make much sense
in the 80s and 90s internet usage was more limited to university and military usage.
due to most computers having shitty hardware that made playing around with this stuff painful and vested financial interests betting for years probably up until 2015 betting that people would be turned off by the internet and return to cable tv, it took a time to really sanitize and commercialize it

>>701821
apologies i deleted and reposted because i forgot a word when rephrasing

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>>701822
You are putting words in my mouth. I didn't say rhe internet is a psy op. I put the image because my position is:
<psy ops existed before the internet of course, but the more information/media you consume, the more you are exposed to psy ops. When your whole social life is through social media, you are basically living completely in an endless stream of psy ops.
It's harder to unplug from the matrix so to say the deeper you are plugged into it.

>>701821
>All the kinds of problems most of you face can only be solved by touching grass and having some irl experiences
could you please expound upon this point? and let’s keep things cordial anon i clearly just misunderstood

>>701825
now that the richest man on earth and donald trumps personal handpuppet owns one of the largest and most journalistically significant platforms, this will unfortunately only become more true.
i also want to address the fact that i fucked up my post TWICE but what i reposted is more or less the same as rhe initital post

>>701826
I could expound a lot. No worries either, I'm not quick to insult people like a lot of anons. Yeah I don't know if I really have to lay it out that it is important to like have social relationships with people in person. I'm not saying a telecommunications only relationship isn't/or can't be a real relationship per se, but it's just missing the full experience. Also people tend to have more shallow relationships with people. Especially if it's all through texting and etc. Me and you are having a more real conversation than most people have through text on social media, because most people don't have long thought out conversations like we have here with multiple sentences and everything. But you can have real relationships through telecommunications. I've met a number of people online from around the USA that I've actually met in person. Some people I keep up with to this day.

So how will the touching grass and having IRL social experiences help? Like that's like I said, the real full spectrum social experience. You have to physically be present with someone. So if you have trouble doing that, we can talk and talk endlessly about whatever your problems are doing that, but you are never going to get better at that, until you go out and do it. Like I said with the older gens, I think it is much more a given that you had some mostly offline, IRL relationships with people, and deep, in-person human connection experiences. So it's more a matter of "getting back on the horse." But if you've had that experience, it's going to be much harder to take your first steps, and it will only get harder, not easier, to get those kind of experiences as you get older for the most part.

>>701797
I want to see her whole face.

>>701829
>until you go out and do it.
I should actually say until you get offline and do it. You mentioned the internet in the 80s and 90s, and that's one of the biggest differences between the 00s and before til now, is now everyone has the devil in their pocket 24/7. It's so easy to try to escape from IRL experiences even when you are outside or in a social gathering or etc.

>>701827
>i also want to address the fact that i fucked up my post TWICE but what i reposted is more or less the same as rhe initital post
yeah and i still fucked it up someone needs to take me out back and put me down execution style

>>701821
>>701823
>>701819
Normalcy is relative by your definition. This stereotype that younger generations don't have a social life due to Internet is ironic. I find more terminally online asocial boomers than zoomers.
Most young people nowadays have a social life that's merely extended by social media not restricted

>>701832
It was way easier to escape reality before the Internet.
You could afford to not have TV or radio.
And you could live in remote areas and there were less liability laws.


>>701825
>Also people tend to have more shallow relationships with people. Especially if it's all through texting and etc. Me and you are having a more real conversation than most people have through text on social media, because most people don't have long thought out conversations like we have here with multiple sentences and everything. But you can have real relationships through telecommunications. I've met a number of people online from around the USA that I've actually met in person. Some people I keep up with to this day.

This is kind of self righteous. People have long discussions online about anything and everything. And irony is, on image boards, I get spammed with more memes and whining about sexlessness than on mainstream platforms.


>>701821
The real reason for this isn't because of social media but because of stranger danger/helicopter parents.

People blame social media for all of youth problems because adults ignorantly assume that youth is a universal experience for everyone.

>>701819
It's not the newer generations you should be worried about. It's the imageboard patronage.
You guys project your own personal failings onto "normies" far too much.

All the pathologiseing you do about your juniors applies more to you than them

>>701829
>Some people I keep up with to this day.
truth i still know and talk to a handful of people i met on TF2 and R9K over a decade ago

>So if you have trouble doing that, we can talk and talk endlessly about whatever your problems are doing that, but you are never going to get better at that, until you go out and do it.

this is just exposure therapy is it not

>>701832
>[…] now everyone has the devil in their pocket 24/7. It's so easy to try to escape from IRL experiences even when you are outside or in a social gathering or etc.
even since moving to large city there are rarely times where im not constantly using my phone, i usually idly have ear buds in my ears or headphones on my head even if im not using them
so.. pretty true

hard not to get the impression that people just want to be left the fuck alone in public and youre intruding on them somehow with your presence

>>701840
pretty clear that anon is saying all of this because they feel that they lack in that department
>>701832
am i wrong?
also, how old are you approximately?

>>701836
>spammed with more memes and whining about sexlessness than on mainstream platforms
well thats just to be expected unfortunately. but you also get a space to hangout with other socially autistic freaks who are "in the pocket" so to speak, who have had life experiences that may reflect yours and are often familiar with more obscure references

there's also no incentive to farm upvotes and increase your karma or likes to increase your social profile here, all you get are maybe a lot of replies in one thread that expires after 500 replies.
the appeal to this sort of social media is that it is more true to the human experience and less performative even if many of the things posted here are a flood of vile fucking garbage

>>701827
You need to learn to live with the mistakes that you make.

>>701846
youre right

>>701846
>>701841
>>701842
>even since moving to large city there are rarely times where im not constantly using my phone, i usually idly have ear buds in my ears or headphones on my head even if im not using them
so.. pretty true

>hard not to get the impression that people just want to be left the fuck alone in public and youre intruding on them somehow with your presence


Do you remember before iPods we had people stuffing their faces in newspapers and cassette players?
Or we had people using portable DVD players.
Or even novelettes.
Nobody ever really liked being bothered by strangers.

>the appeal to this sort of social media is that it is more true to the human experience and less performative even if many of the things posted here are a flood of vile fucking garbage


It's only true in the sense it caters to the "downtrodden". But I don't really think image boards are more genuine.
In fact, I would say a lot of the woes on here are embellished. It's just less "plastic" than would be on Reddit.

>there's also no incentive to farm upvotes and increase your karma or likes to increase your social profile here, all you get are maybe a lot of replies in one thread that expires after 500 replies.


There's incentive to get replies.
Image boards don't need upvotes. All they need are replies. That's more influential than upvotes.
Upvotes merely indicate if people gel with your sentiment and they can be declined.

>pretty clear that anon is saying all of this because they feel that they lack in that department


Which is typical of most people. They always feel like they're lacking in some department.
>am i wrong? also, how old are you approximately?

Age numbers are not a good indicator of personality.
But I bet that anon is older than you think they are.

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>>701846
True. To a certain extent.
Methinks that alot of things classified as mistakes are just people feeling entitled to instant prospect.
People like to beat up on their younger self for missing out on uncertain prospects especially if it's romantic relationships or stock marketing.
But the likelihood of success is always less than half.

But I also think there are mistakes that cannot be lived with. And it's not even a matter of "life changing decisions" but rather just the typical loss of potential that time brings.
This is why idealism should never be reinforced onto young people.

Idealism leads to unnecessary suffering.

>>701832
Newgene is right, normies do not use the internet to escape from IRL experiences but to continue them by other means. They are not talking to strangers, they are talking with people they already know in person. That's the difference between the Internet in its infancy and as it is today, back in the day you were pretty much forced to talk with strangers because the people you knew were not online, but today you have to explicitly seek out strangers because most people limit their interactions to the people they already know from "offline".

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had a bad dream about a girlfriend cheating on me with other guy friends and posting it to me bragging, i don't actually have a girlfriend in real life

does this type of nightmare ever come up to you

I’m so tempted to pay for a granny tuggy

>>701830
Please. It's all I have, I need to simp.

>>701836
>It was way easier to escape reality before the Internet.
>You could afford to not have TV or radio.
Huh? Are you saying reality is the TV and radio? I'm saying the opposite. Mane this exactly what I'm talking about. You have like a completely inverted view of what reality is.

Anyways, there is no use talking with y'all. You are all always either completely distraught going on about how lost you all are, and then the next minute anyone says anything, you are completely self-assured contrarians. Whatever get bent. Nothing you can do for me, nothing I can do for you.

>>701876
imageboards like this are infamous for solipsism

>>701876
Who hurt you?

>>701878
It was a group effort we all hurt him. And we'll do it again.

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>>701883
I did not want to. I'm sorry.


Broke up with my bipolar off-and-on girlfriend and got back on apps. I actually have a really good intellectual connection with this girl I started talking with. We're going on a date Saturday and I'm really excited for it. Hope the chemistry is good in person. She's a little thicc, but ime the best sex is with chubby girls.

>>701855
I've had a couple dreams about my ex talking about the guy she blew me off for at the start of our relationship. Just the other night after we'd broken up I dreamt that I met the guy at an open-house. I cooked her breakfast that morning and later she went out and hooked up with some guy off the internet, texting me about her outing with "a friend". She had the gall to tell me she "always wanted to be with me" too. Sorry for the rant I just needed to get that out.

>>701947
>I cooked her breakfast that morning and later she went out and hooked up with some guy off the internet, texting me about her outing with "a friend". She had the gall to tell me she "always wanted to be with me" too. Sorry for the rant I just needed to get that out.
Just realized it's not clear that this part was reality and not the dream I had.

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How the fuck do I get an MGS Mei Ling GF? Jesus fucking Christ

>>701971
Take lots of drugs and hallucinate her

this generation is actually fucked. when even the normies are mentally ill you know somethings up

How the fuck can you just be friends with a girl without any sexual attraction.

goddamnit I make one close-ish friend in my adulthood outside of a girlfriend, but of course she's also pretty and I find myself developing a minor crush on her DESPITE being in a loving relationship with my sweet girlfriend whom I love very deeply (and I use LOVE in a serious manner here, it's the real deal). Worse still is that I prefer my girlfriend because she's even prettier and we vibe better, but it doesn't stop the stupid crush. I just hope this doesn't blow up in my face, I don't want to fuck things up.

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there's no better feeling than accepting you're chopped

>>701838
you blew that other guy outta the water with this one, shit like "terminally online" and "touch grass" are thought terminators in discussion, particularly in relation to internet demographics regardless of how obscure they are. the average leftypol user is necessarily different than the average twitter user (not to say there are no similarities) but both can be be flattened so easily using those phrases its absurd
>>702077
there isn't because there's a difference between mere sexual attraction and actually wanting to be with someone. you can be friends with a woman you find pretty, and it's not repression to do so. you just know you think she's beautiful and you don't act on that feeling. if merely observing that fact is enough to cause you distress you need to take some time and really think about what your priorities are or how you quantify people in your mind. if sexual attraction is null for the respect of friendship you have something wrong you need to fix that requires more women friends. or you could be in the prestages of polyamory, who knows. but it sounds more like what i was sayin before.

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there's no worse feeling than twink death :D

heightism is a form of bigotry because height cannot be augmented

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>>702077
Sometimes you have to learn to put shit aside.

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Lol I see you guys sperging about the same shit day in a d day out. This thread perpetually exists as leftypily's suicide crisis hotline thread. I try to give some helpful observations, but as per usual, the only thing you guys can do is argue about how it is the world that is wrong, and surely they will eventually see the error of their ways and beg you all for your forgiveness. Well good luck with all that. Anyways, just go back to having your safe space, I will hide this new edition of the suiocide hotline. I just sometimes and bored/feeling compassionate enough to toss in my 2 cents

>>702107
newgene…………..

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sexo con la giganta alta ahora

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>>701981
May as well say that about everyone in the days of slavery and superstition and the drug craze.
Otherwise, this is just projection.
I notice it's always the bitter old men who say stuff like this while hiding away from the outside world.



>>702077
This is very shallow.

>>702080
>if merely observing that fact is enough to cause you distress you need to take some time and really think about what your priorities are or how you quantify people in your mind. if sexual attraction is null for the respect of friendship you have something wrong you need to fix that requires more women friends

Fucking this.
A lot of this romantic/sexual philosophical.angst that image boards have is just merely projection of their psychosexual immaturity.
They don't know how to appreciate others in a platonic setting.
They feel entitled to sex and physical affection without having anything to offer in return.

>>702112
I wish that >>702107 was me.
In fact, that anon articulated the situation better than me.

>>702087
>>702079
>>702146
If you value life only for sex and romance, you're always gonna be depressed

>>702117
>tfw too tall to have a GF taller than me

>>702223
How tall?

>>702156
But >>702079 is about accepting a sexless life.

>>701973
This. Or suicide.

>>701797
I am still humbly requesting a name and/or more.

>>702227
Acceptance doesn't always mean contentment

>>702224
192cm. I met a transwoman 1cm taller once, but biological woman with fat titties. Never.

>>701797
why is she dressed like a character from a ps3-era simple 2000 game lol

>>702240
Why wouldn't she?

>>702235
Damn you are a tall one.

>>702240
Do you mean 2000 the year or the decade?
PS3 came out in 2007

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>>702245
2000 as in the price, 2000 yen an entire lineup of kusoge games at 2000 yen a piece!!!

>>702248
Nice pun you did there.
Of course for only nineteen-hundred and seventy-five Anglo American cent-dollars,you too can get your own Nippon femme fatale fighter with alternate customes.

(Offer only availble from midnight first of January twenty ought zero thru eleven fifty-nine post meridian of the thirty-first of December twenty ought nine)

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but seriously there's something about this denim-heavy style of outfit that tickles the funny lobe in my brain, not even in a sexual way, it really 2000-2010 era mid video game. there was a xitter account about red carpets during the mid 2000s, and everyone dressed like this, it's like an alternate dimension.

>>702233
I would say it's irrelevant if it you're okay with it, as long you have fully and honestly accepted it.

She has a thumbtack taped to her shoe

>>702294
i don't think it's taped

>>702297
What's this then

>>702251
>and it was a faggot alternative demension

>>701836
What do liability laws have to do with this?

>>702298
It falls after the kick is what I noticed

Im really romantic but his old bitch is not nearly as horny as me so it wont work out.

pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck

8 weeks in

32 to go

Man, getting older is realising how criminally retarded my younger self was with women. An example:
>18 years old
>First year at uni. Antisocial, malnourished nerdy cunt. Invited to party by my long-suffering mates
>Meet girl at party while incredibly drunk coz it's the only way I can socialise
>we sits next to me and talks to me all night, she laughs at my retarded jokes
>Get her socials after party, slip into dms
>Ask her out to the movies
>She says yes
>panic
>never been on date before
>believe it's not actually a date and I've got it confused, ignoring her consistent texting me and eagerness to see me
>turn up
>she hugs me straight up. I freeze solid
>don't touch her at all after that, barely talk
>drink a litre of coke and chase with a coffee so I'm nearly tachycardic by the end of it
>even still ask her to see another movie, she says yes
>proceed to do the exact same thing, never make my intentions obvious
>wonder why she stops messaging me eventually and moves on
>get more depressed
>Despite the above, still wonder if she was actually into me for a full 12 years after
Is this a normal experience for people or am I truly terminally autistic?

I'm so excited for my date tomorrow bros. If we have good physical chemistry and fuck I'll be elated. If she stays over and lets me hit raw in the morning bc I'm down to my last condom I'll probably fall in love.

>>702316
>Man, getting older is realising how criminally retarded my younger self was with women.

This sounds more like desperation. Again, people like to crucify their younger selves for missing out on uncertain prospects.

>>702317
And then you'll start complaining about she wasn't all that because she doesn't share the same exact sentiments about leftism

>>702310
Try not to run off with a femboy

>>702316
It's normal

>>702317
You should buy more condoms.

>>702320
That's a good point, anon. There's been a number of similar examples over the years, but it all being hallucinatory is equally possible for me, I guess. We're all haunted by the ghosts of potentiality. Just glad I found a woman before I went properly insane.

>>702333
People always seem to think that every and any opportunity to get laid or get rich in the past was all highly likely for success.

Unfortunately that only works for a select few

However at the same time I don't believe in "youre never too old to try again"

>>702326
I don't like how condom sex feels :(

>>702353
me either anon

but dont put your dick in her raw unless you know how many people shes fucking, and how many people THEY are fucking
<t. art student fucking three-to-four other amabs accuses me of giving him trichomoniasis
<take full STD panel and blood panel
<tests come back negative for trich
<???
<still feel ashamed because i fucked a dude that was actively banging so many other people raw
oh well it still felt pretty great

>>702372
admirable to play it safe, but everytime a girl offered let me hit raw and I rubbered up I regreted it later. std transmission rates are even lower for piv just a fact of life I feel bad for gaybros.

>>702375
oh no dont get me wrong, same here anon
i even fucked three people raw like weeks after that lol
im just trying to save u the stress bro

All my problems would immediately disappear the second i got a gf

>>702377
surely, right?

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I honestly can't imagine not having an Asian GF. Maybe I could settle for a European GF, maybe. But my ideal GF is probably some comparably mentally unwell East Asian woman (probably Korean). I can fix her man hating ways and make her love me. Then we can get married and immigrate to Singapore or some shit. One time I passed over a girl like pic related that talked to me at an airport and I still regret it. I could be married to her living in Busan.

I need sex. I deserve sex.

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So right now its in the middle of the afternoon and I'm at home drinking and eating taco bell. I'm unhappy over being jilted by some former hooker, and I feel strange for letting it affect me. My life is pretty good, I don't even have to work right now because I have so much in savings. I'm the same guy who posts about his hooker addiction and year long sabbatical. I'm bored as fuck right now but now that I think about it, literally nothing is stopping me from going to Mexico early and fucking around for a few weeks prior to my psychedelic retreat. I could at least be miserable in a hostel and actually trying to address my social issues through talking to people. Idk why I'm like this. Also IPAs are fucking gross, I bought a pack because they were like $4 cheaper than good beer but I regret it. It's a chore to drink and I didn't even really need to save the $4. Why do people actually drink that shit water? Also I'm one of the posters obsessed with Asian women lmao.

>>702610
>>702616
Btw I started reading Kerouac stuff, and he's literally me minus the morphine and poverty. Vibing to Tristessa now thinking about the hooker who loved me that I ran off because I have no clue how to trust people and cultivate relationships. I've still got to watch Fight Club since Brad Pitt is my body inspo. Whenever I think about that girl too much I go run a couple of miles around my house. That or masturbate. I jerk off at least two times a day now.

>>702618
Maybe you should take some morphine

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>>702622
I'll fuck ya mudda first (she's cheaper than a Pattaya whore on Friday night)

Struck out really hard on my date. I just can't fucking flirt for shit we had a good engaging conversation and she was laughing a lot but then 4 hours in she bails and texts me she didn't feel a romantic connection. I'm so fucking sick of this shit where is the how to flirt guide for autists.

>>702729
how to flirt:
1. be attractive

>>702729
Dating is tricky
You can do everything right and still end up with nothing.
Are you looking for a relationship or a sexual escapade?

>>702739
Wrong.
It's not being attractive.
It's being good looking, witty, skilled, etc

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its not "yellow fever", its just appreciation of beauty.

Do I like thick white girls or itty bitty black and dark skin women? None of you even know how hard it is being a decent looking bi-racial straight man.

>>702745
You just need to me more attractive the more you may be lacking in those things.

>>702759
Ironically it's more the lacking you are in attributes, the more you need to be witty

Donald Trump is lacking in a lot of areas
It's his wit that has kept him well liked.
Backed up by a small loan of million dollars
But seriously though, his money alone wasn't his lifeline. He had to make people want to give him their money
And that takes wit.
Donald Trump was a good looking guy back in the 1970s and 80s.
But that alone wasn't what him.
His looks enhanced his main attribute
"Blackpills" are monochrome vision.

>>702310
Use your hand

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M wife's Bull lives on an island.

thread theme

>>702867
Actually the thread theme should be the opposite


>>702818
A lonely island?

>>702867
>>702871
"Jizz In My Pants" or "Dick In The Box" would be better

urgh..

urgh.. urgh.

Arghh…

ugh ugh ugh..

ahh fuck.

urghh fuckk…

urghh..

oh fuucckk yeah..

Urghh.. Urgh…

Ah oh fuck oh fuckk..

urgh urgh urgh…

Urghh fuck I'm about to cum ufgh..

fuck fuck fuck… urgghh

AAAAAARRRRRRGGHH…. fuck!

fuck..

yeahhhh… ha ha urghhh

As the viper makes their den, there in their teaming bosom shall I be unto them their worldly night, coiled about their love to pierce beating heart with sharp toothed venom - to devour their fading life of spirit, and by slowing passage of time as thinner the blood runs extinguish by my entry all hope of renewal.

So shall I be unto the virgin's breast like knife to sheath, and run all warmth into unsated soil that whets the appetite of my feeding.

Called my off-and-on ex over. We had raw makeup sex and I'm feeling a lot better. We'll probably be together until she starts making me feel undesired again. I think I should probably jerk off before first dates in the future.

>>702739
You're right anon. Talked to my dad about it and he said "that's just a rude way of saying she wasn't attracted to you". It pissed me off because the way she framed it was like it was a mutual thing and I found her really attractive and exciting.

>>703003
So how many women do you have that can give you sex when the other ones get the ick? Great strategy actually I once said you need about three girlfriends or whatever you want to call them at any one time. Just in case one or two aren't feeling you always have a back up.

>>703005
3 is the most I've ever been able to juggle, and even then I usually just pick whoever cooks and gives good head or lets me hit raw. Feels like when it rains it pours. I don't know if it's just the confidence boost, but once I have one good date it feels like women start coming out of the woodwork to be with me. Probably just the desperation when I'm single gets in the way of just beeing myself.

I'm so down bad

>>703026
What happened anon? Tell me and I'll give a (you).

I'm crushing hard on a girl but she's an incredibly dry texter and I'm incredibly shy on the phone and we can't meet in person due to distance. Ugh.

>>703052
Won‘t work out.



>>703055
Because you are stuck dealing with one another only at a distance and when you do it‘s a further diminished experience by her being a dry texter and you being anxious on the phone. You will lose the spark.

>>703057
I'll try my best to get over my anxiety I think the older I get the more willing I am to get out of my comfort zone just to not be alone because there isn't much time until it's truly hopeless.

>>703058
Glad to hear that, Anon.

People say cum smells bad but my cum smells very sweet.

>>703071
Does pineapple cause that sweet smell or is it something else?

>>703072
It probably is due to my diet but it has that sweet smell even if I don‘t eat any fruits

>>703141
you are dying my dude


>>703141
what if it’s diabetes

has anyone had luck joining like hobby groups/classes/D&D groups/whatever on their own. not even necessarily to meet girls just to go outside more and meet new people. i'm considering it but i'm paranoid

>>703183
I tried but I was executed by the state for it

>>703183
warhammer 40k would probably be the easiest to get in to for an autist such as yourself

>>703186
you mock me but what if i say something slightly embrrassing or just stand awkwardly in the corner and everyone takes out their knives and starts stabbing me while calling me "shitboy"?

>>703187
wargaming seems honestly cool but it's such an expensive hobby. are you into it?

>>703188
That people get out their knives and start stabbing you while calling you shitboy is just the standard risk of socializing. Take the risk or end up alone!

>>703187
what the fuck did he say bru

>>703195
it’s not what they said it’s where they said it

>>703218
i need feedback from people who match my exact level and flavor of loserdom and autism, where else am i supposed to ask

>>703226
I once took a computer repair class at my local high school that was more of a hobby group for largely middle aged and older retired men. My mother convinced me to go into it thinking I could learn a useful skill and also something to get me out of the house since I was a neet at the time. The people in the class were generally nice and helpful but I just didn't click with the atmosphere since it was mostly older guys and I was quite a bit younger at the time. I remember every younger that ever showed up would never really last long and I was there most of the year. Didn't really learn much. I'm not really much into fixing or repairing stuff even if it's important. Later that year I remember going to work and meeting some people that were into nerdy things like DND and some were also into lifting weights and exercising . They were closer to me in age, I was the older one in that situation, but I had little interest in participating in activities with them even if they were generally welcoming. I'm now in my early 40s and I don't really associate with anyone. Just work and home. I don't think I would ever really get into anything long enough to get to know people or learn something. At this point I feel like everything I do is just damage control and not about helping me but more so I don't hurt as much.

Day drinking the rest of the IPAs I bought. I also got a handy from a Chinese grandma earlier, the bitch had the nerve to look disappointed at the 30 dollar tip I gave her lmao. I've got to go to Mexico soon, jesus christ; a Tijuana hooker would kill for that 30 dollars (idk I've never been to Tijuana, or Mexico). Also, Kerouac is kind of cringe. Folk punk songs made him seem super cool, but Tristessa is literally just the written account of a psuedo-homeless morphine addict romanticizing Mexican poverty and drug addiction. And imagine lying to yourself that your Mexican hooker morphine addict GF that's literally dying of some disease is hot, or "thick" (not his literal words but his sentiment). Maybe she was 1950s thick, idk. Dhrama Bums seems better but I'm like 3 pages in. Ngl, I thought his stories would be about epic adventures, but like 5 chapters into Tristessa and he's just chilled in her house and like walked down a street. Wtf even is this shit, if some loser posted this story on /trv/ they'd be laughed off the face of the internet. And this guy got published. I want to attach a picture of a beautiful Asian woman but I can't find any on duckduckgo. Why do men that like Asian women love the heavily photoshopped NPC look so much? The features of these women are so nondescript and surgically modified that you can't even guess their ethnicity. I honestly think that I'm the only person with good taste in Asian women, jesus christ.

>>703260
The place to go for hookers in Tijuana is Hong Kong. At least from I've heard from others I've never done that. But you probably already know

>>703263
I don't. I'm only going to Mexico for psychedelics. I'm honestly scared to monger in Mexico because I'm convinced I'll get drugged and robbed for everything, like those guys in Colombia. I'll stick to Asia for fucking hookers. I want to hang around hostels and try to fuck other Westerners

>>703269
nah mexican hookers are safe. they pay the cartels for protection and they are contractors working for the brothel so if they rob you they'll end up dead in a ditch

>>703234
An example of why you should just say yes to everything and see where it takes you.

>>703284
instructions unreliable i am now the bed pet of a female cartel boss


>>703286
Happy ending achieved

>>703288
Is this it now? You are actually going to try and stick things up my ass. You naughty, naughty boy!

Let the record show that Asian women are not only physically attractive, they are culturally encouraged to embody "cuteness", which makes them especially adorable.

>>703287
Insectoids are not attractive

>>703303
More for me

>>703300
1 and 3 look whasian.

>>703183
Just do it. If you go and don't like it there's nothing compelling you to go back. It's really lower stakes than your damaged brain is telling you. I've found friends at the gamestore (D&D and wargames) and in hobbies. I prefer to meet women dancing because that makes me feel hot and fun.

>>703187
>>703189
40k is such a money sink. I recommend Battletech/Alpha Strike if you want to play a sci-fi wargame with autists. The Alpha Strike box set is fifty buxx on amazon and you get 13 decent monopose minis plus rules and cardboard terrain.

>>703300
Your fetish is chud-coded.

>>703305
Stop implying that whiteness = attractiveness, you're racist.

>>703307
It's not a fetish, Asian women are objectively the most attractive group of women, and they're the cutest. Regardless, you're wrong but okay.

>>703308
>Weird fetishizer calling others racist
Okay bud

i know im gonna end up as a 40year old friendless virgin but honestly i dont care about it, its probably better than being some married loser working a 9 to 5 just to get home to his loud ass kids and nagging wife

>>703330
If you know you know and I know

How would you go about seducing a kinky VTuber who follows you back??

>>703300
>they are culturally encouraged to embody "cuteness", which makes them especially adorable.
I still don't understand why western women abandoned cuteness as some "fuck you" to the patriarchy. It's like shaving your head as a "fuck you" to your parents for telling you to brush your hair. Like sure you sure showed them, now that no one finds you attractive, surely they're the ones losing out here.

>>703322
It's not a fetish because Asian women are not biologically superior. They look like everyone else really. The difference is in style, culture, and values that makes them better partners and more attractive. Any mid 4/10 or 5/10 girl can look like an asian princess. They just don't try and then get mad when people choose the women who care about their appearance over the women who don't. The reason Asian wives don't get fat like every other culture's wives isn't because of some biological trait that prevents Asians from getting fat. They just value personal health. Asian women don't blame pregnancy for making them gain weight. They go to the gym to get rid of it immediately after giving birth and are proud of doing so.

I may be an incel but at least I'm not delusional.


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