/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>730598
I thought the same kek
>>730599
Yea, Hyde looks like a bloated gorilla

>>730575
>hit me up when women burn down your village and carry off your manchildren for gang rape
This one has never made sense to me because they only carry off the women for rape after killing all the men. I'd rather be raped than dead and my wife raped but that's just me

>>730611
I like my baristas with a worker physique. From carrying all the roasted coffee sacks. Makes the quadriceps grow

>>730611
I would be so much more attracted to transsis there if she had better hygiene and her room was actually clean and not full of crumbs.

>>730649

post your room first then

>>730594
who's doing the conscripting?
>>730609
who's doing the raping?

>>730789
The ruling class and their servants

>>730793
>bro, class consciousness
tell that to the original anon who wanted to whine about women

Mods, please permaban above posters, thank you.

I love Jadey, I don’t care that she loves BBC, bros

>>730820
She’s taken, bub

brutal..

>>731201
Why tf would she stay with him then if she has an airplane hangar of a vagina? He's probably bourgeois, so he he should kill himself.(stop lashing out at ragebait reddit fanfiction, idiot)

>>731204
Mods ban him for actual misogyny this time!

>>731204
I'm not against this post getting oranged, but why is posting the ragebait itself OK?

>>731275
>I'm not against this post getting oranged, but why is posting the ragebait itself OK?
this anon is two steps ahead of the game.
i suspect ragebait is left up because it drives "engagement" and lets reactionaries go mask off so mods can ban them

>>731201
I don't believe this story because when I give a woman head during foreplay I also finger her before using my penis at all. If someone with a micropenis was really being lied to by his gf like this, it would be a very obvious lie that fell apart immediately. What kind of "medical problem" would allow entry by fingers and tongue but disallow entry by micropenis? Nobody, not even a redditor on r/smalldickproblems would fall for this for more than a week, let alone fall for it for 3 fucking years. Obvious ragebait is obvious. I have more thoughts but I'll keep it to this.

>>731282
to clarify, i don't believe this story either because
>3 years
is way too fucking much for things like that but
>What kind of "medical problem" would allow entry by fingers and tongue but disallow entry by micropenis?
depends on how "micro" the penis is. if it's 2-4 times the circumference of a standard finger or a tampon, theoretically a woman with vaginismus could have issues with entry. or it could be a woman with a thick enough hymen (and a small opening inside it, or the hymen being of the septate kind - a stretch of skin in the middle bisecting the introitus) to cause pain on penetration attempts, enough for her to not proceed further

I am once again posting about how uncomfortable I feel in my gf's presence while she sleeps in the other room. At least I have advent of code to calm me down. I wish I didn't feel lust or loneliness.

>>731419
what makes you uncomfortable?

Just got diagnosed with borderline, but it was fun believing I wasn't the problem for.. honestly a pretty good while. It was a good run.

I was on customer support and some middle aged lady handled it. When something didn‘t work out and she could sense I was slightly upset she put on her mommy voice and I was turned on. How far gone am I?

>>731568
It probably never began for you or for most of us here

>>731575
Nah I was Chad in 6th grade so there was at least a slither of hope

>>731456
Just feel stressed out when we're going to bed and start to feel lonely and want her gone. When she's awake and we're together I feel fine, happy even when we're joking around just passing the time. When we're apart or she falls asleep in my arms the feeling that we're just wasting eachother's time creeps in. I think deep down I resent not partying in my teens and early 20s and just want to do that now, but at the same time it feels pathetic to throw away a good relationship for that.

>>731585
>I think deep down I resent not partying in my teens and early 20s
It‘s not THAT fun. And you probably imagine it to be cooler than it is. Find a substitute that you can do now with her. You can still go clubbing or party at your age. Also, funny that you speak of wasting time as opposed to partying in adolescence.

>>731593
By "partying" he probably means sleeping with other women. It probably wouldn't be fun to do that with your wife or girlfriend if you're looking to do that unless you're both sex freaks.

>>731593
>It‘s not THAT fun.
Disagree. I've had enough to know that I enjoy drugs, dancing, and casual sex with strangers quite a lot actually.
>You can still go clubbing or party at your age
I do and my gf can be a downer. It often feels like she's only going out to humor me and she can't really keep up on the dancefloor despite going out with me often. Always wants to turn in early, and if she leaves I fantasize about being with the fun women I see around me.
>Also, funny that you speak of wasting time as opposed to partying in adolescence.
You can always make more money, learn new things, etc. You NEVER get more youth to spend frivolously.

>>731595
Yes, don't forget the drugs, which I indulge in despite the gf's disapproval.

>>731601
Then I think you should break up with your girlfriend. You two sound incompatible regarding what‘s very important to you, and your resentment might get redirected to her eventually. Not to mention that the nice moments you have with her you can find in another girl

im still new to this board so maybe i just haven't found it, but why isn't there a leftypol /soc/ board? i know there's definitely women here because i was introduced to leftypol by her years ago before i destroyed that relationship.

>>731614
introduced to leftypol by a female friend*

where do i find somone like this?

5'6 by the way

>>731616
>draw a flat chested woman
>write that it's a man
Why do artists do this?

Everything was going fine until that horniness hits you and you want to send messages to ex sex partners. Even that completely schizo one.

>>731618
In the circles that draw these things it's more or less verboten to depict a healthy straight couple.

>>731614
NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!

>>731621
my girlbrained post sensor is detecting a reading

>>731614
>why isn't there a leftypol /soc/ board?
a healthy paranoia is necessary, plus i don't think that a large enough percentage of the users on here have a hard time meeting people irl (compared to other imageboards, at least)
>>731623
i'll tell you a secret, "there are no women on the internet" is a common saying partially reproduced by women themselves to deflect any chud attention. by implying that behind every "female" post is another male, you also play into the chud's insecurities and cause him to fuck off or be perceived as homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with homosexuality per se, but a chud definitely doesn't want to be seen as gay)

>>731629
I'M NOT GAYYYY!!! YOU ARE!!!

>>731630
>YOU ARE!!!
that is, in fact, true. not sure about the first half btw if the chud keeps demonstrating interest after the "reveal"

>>731616
With rope and hope.

>>731629
>a healthy paranoia is necessary,
it's not like you have to post your home address or anything
>plus i don't think that a large enough percentage of the users on here have a hard time meeting people irl (compared to other imageboards, at least)
i suppose that's possible, but it's not necessarily that we have a hard time meeting people. i have no problem getting swipes on apps, but it just seems impossible to find a woman who isn't your basic liberal or worse, some socdem retard who can't read. dating apps are all devised by capitalists who try everything to coerce people into buying the paid version of their apps and even when you do they surely aren't meant to help you find a good match, otherwise why else would you keep paying for the subscription? it makes perfect sense to me to have a /soc/ board here considering we already have a relationships general and also because the revolution requires us to make as many connections with each other as possible. what other options do we have except for other big tech data harvesting operations? outside of work the best way to meet people is places where people congregate to discuss their hobbies and interests, and it's not like i can just get up and get another job and move to a bigger city, but i already live within 30 minutes of a major city anyway. everything happens online now, we can't go back to the pre social media internet where the internet was just for funposting. i can go on, but yeah, i just want to be able to meet more marxists in general without having to become a wandering hobo.

>>731647
>it just seems impossible to find a woman who isn't your basic liberal or worse, some socdem retard who can't read.
good news, the women you're probably looking for are very likely not to be found on dating apps either. more and more "female" profiles on such apps are replaced by engagement-collecting bots, human female users getting shadowbanned for minor "infractions" (plus privacy-conscious women/men/anyone else choosing to not use these apps at all)
>outside of work the best way to meet people is places where people congregate to discuss their hobbies and interests, and it's not like i can just get up and get another job and move to a bigger city,
do your current interests have no irl meetup groups in your area? i'm really sorry (╥﹏╥)
>everything happens online now
somewhat true for hobbies and interests that don't involve any irl activity, partially true for those that do and i suppose there should be specialized forums or (at the very least) social media groups for discussing them all. if any group is mostly composed of adults (or poor teens that have to start working early in life) there's bound to be work-related discussion, contents of which will of course depend on the class composition of the group but i highly doubt there's anyone itt that's into something primarily enjoyed by the porkies such as golfing or yacht clubs so i think you could be able to sniff out a fellow traveler or a generic non-lib that's leaning lefty on some positions ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ

>>731650
>human female users getting shadowbanned for minor
No, they're just busy chasing Chad

>>731650
>good news, the women you're probably looking for are very likely not to be found on dating apps either. more and more "female" profiles on such apps are replaced by engagement-collecting bots, human female users getting shadowbanned for minor "infractions" (plus privacy-conscious women/men/anyone else choosing to not use these apps at all)
im well aware, im not on dating apps for the same reasons.
>do your current interests have no irl meetup groups in your area? i'm really sorry (╥﹏╥)
i live in a red state in the us, and even though i live within an hour of the biggest city and a well known liberal college town they're both about an hour away by driving. i can try to go out and find some groups but it's not very practical to go out every weekend. im unfortunately not a rich liberal with well off bourgeois parents i have a working class job and i work almost 50 hours a week. and even then im not college going age and i dont want to seem like a creepy weirdo fishing for young college girls.
>somewhat true for hobbies and interests that don't involve any irl activity, partially true for those that do and i suppose there should be specialized forums or (at the very least) social media groups for discussing them all. if any group is mostly composed of adults (or poor teens that have to start working early in life) there's bound to be work-related discussion, contents of which will of course depend on the class composition of the group but i highly doubt there's anyone itt that's into something primarily enjoyed by the porkies such as golfing or yacht clubs so i think you could be able to sniff out a fellow traveler or a generic non-lib that's leaning lefty on some positions ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ
working class people in america, in my experience, are not only ignorant of their reality but also completely opposed to any suggestion that the system of slavery they toil under is wrong in any way. they have complete and perfect stockholm syndrome and cannot imagine life in anything except a capitalist system (as mark fisher has so eloquently explained) and as a result any mention of the dreaded S or C word results in weird looks at best and hostility at worst. maybe ive just been unlucky, but this is my general experience. it is the ones who are well off and free to study and educate themselves (much like marx and engels themselves) who have the depth of education to even understand and read marx. it's a sad situation, and that's why i turn to places like this and shitty discord servers filled with autistic student anarchists who talk nonstop about how we need more neurodivergent awareness because they cant stand being 5 seconds without their earpods or some horseshit instead of reading marxist books.

>>731201
I think I know what the problem is

>>731661
>i can try to go out and find some groups but it's not very practical to go out every weekend.
i understand your particular situation more clearly now, thank you. i suppose it'll be reasonable to take quite some time vetting the group online before you try to take part in any irl activity of theirs, easier to do if they've had meetups in the past and posted about it online
>even then im not college going age and i dont want to seem like a creepy weirdo fishing for young college girls.
i don't think you'll be perceived as such unless you actually try to pursue young college girls (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑) not every group might have (only) young college girls in the first place
>any mention of the dreaded S or C word results in weird looks at best and hostility at worst.
well here's where our anecdotal experiences differ quite a lot since i don't live in the us and didn't experience this kind of adverse reaction to specific words acting as triggers proper from other proletarians i've talked to… i agree that this sounds depressing and, well, cucked to say the least (•́ ᴖ •̀) however since (you) have been able to study and educate yourself despite your immediate conditions i wouldn't completely exclude the possibility of there being other people with similar experiences in your area also looking for connection
>autistic student anarchists who talk nonstop about how we need more neurodivergent awareness because they cant stand being 5 seconds without their earpods or some horseshit instead of reading marxist books.
if they can't figure out how to download an audiobook at the very least i wouldn't take their words as anything other than purely emotional outcries at experienced adversities, real or imagined (,,>﹏<,,)