/siberia/ - Off-topic

Two sex and relationships threads at the same time! No way!

>attention whore on some social media
>get messaged by a girl
>whine about my life like a complete loser for a few days
>maybe unsuspiciously find an excuse to send a pic of myself
>she wants to meet up
>too anxious to accept but try not to offend her
>she gets bored and leaves
it just keeps happening over and over again
I'll literally never leave my autistic comfort zone

>>735325
Courage

>>735326
maybe the thrill of getting them to ask me out is enough to scratch that itch without having to put myself out there, because I know it's just a world of troubles from there on out

GODDAMN IT I WANTED TO MAKE THE NEW THREAD THIS PICTURE IS FUCKING GARBAGE JADEY FORGIVE ME

Three weeks ago I went to a drone conference. I had no real knowledge or interest in drones so I skimmed some forums and military articles for buzzwords. I also set up a fake Linkedin for myself lying about being exmilitary, employed by [redacted war crime company] and super excited to go to the conference.
There were some pretty women there. Some were there for marketing, paid to promote products. Non-targets. We're looking for the attendees. Actually, the opposite. They're looking for me. Because I might have access to confidential information.

Holy shit. I didn't know if it would work but holy shit. It took like fifteen minutes before someone seduced me. I wonder if there was a cuck-corner spotter who ID'd me as soon as arrived. Solid 8/10, subtle enough that others might not have noticed their little gestures and fake enthusiasm, but once you're looking for it, it's clear. I could have talked about fucking My Little Pony characters and they would have played along. On one hand it feels kind of gross being manipulated, on the other hand it's also fun to be doing the same back to them. But despite that, it just viscerally feels good to have someone interested in you this much. Again, it also feels bad knowing it's all a lie, but those little tricks are still powerful even when you recognize them.

Gave her my fake business card with my burner SIM and she called up later in the conference to invite me to a bar. Quickly became physical, ended up making out before she 'had to leave' but said she set up a dinner date later in the week.
Threw away the SIM and took down the LinkedIn because I don't actually have verifiable military secrets so I'm obviously not getting laid.

haven't had segs since 2023 do i count as a virgin at this point?

>>735341
BASED
>>735341
No, those succubi siphoned your life-force through your semen

literally impossible for me to take good pictures of myself for dating apps i will never ever get laid ever again

>>735373
Have your sister figure out how to hide all your flaws.

>>735373
Go fuck a hooker and/or get a handy at your local AMP

>>735388
What's an AMP?

I hate incels so much. Imagine having a cute chick joke with you like this and your takeaway is that "foids" suck. That should've been me!

>>735373
>ever again
Humblebrag post

>>735410
Asiatic mode of production

>>735429
The joke was meant to be an emasculating shit test and one of those how do I respond without seeming mad things and he handled it pretty poorly.

>>735410
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