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First As Farce, Second As Tragedy


Thread in which we discuss the latest Burger-Taco war

Bro, they're letting you have the spreadsheets. They need you to have the spreadsheets. Because while you're posting charts of GDP PPP and high-speed rail mileage, the bombs are falling on your allies, your markets are getting extracted, and your "civilizational alternative" is busy building ghost cities and politely asking its billionaires not to disappear this week.

"Assraped by China"? Let's audit that LARP:

Militarily: Your navy is a coastal defense force that gets tailed by a single US destroyer and pisses itself. Your "carriers" are floating jokes. Your one ally with nukes just got its program turned into a glass parking lot and you did nothing. Not a sanction. Not a warning shot. Just a strongly worded letter to the UN. So much for "overmatch."

Financially: "Dedollarization" is a meme you tell African debt slaves as you repo their ports. Your currency is a controlled substance, your bonds are collapsing, and your "Belt and Road" is a spaghetti strand of debt traps that makes the IMF look like a charity. The West invented that game. You're just playing it badly, and everyone knows you're the mark.

Culturally: Your "civilizational state" is a TikTok filter over a surveillance panopticon so brittle it censors the word "pig." The "Westoxification" you sneer at is what every one of your elites wants for their kids: Ivy League schools, California real estate, and a passport to anywhere but here. You're not conquering us, you're begging to be let into our clubhouse while pretending you built a better one.

Strategically: You're surrounded. Quad. AUKUS. NATO with a Pacific fetish. Your "wolf warrior" diplomats are a global punchline, and every move you make just tightens the noose. You watched Russia get turned into a gas station with missiles and thought "Yes, this is the model."

So please, keep posting your infographics. Keep measuring your victory in tons of steel and miles of track. Let the dopamine hit of a favorable trade statistic sustain you.

Because while you're staring at the spreadsheet, the drone feeds are being watched elsewhere. The sanctions are being drafted elsewhere. The flight paths of the B-21 Raiders are being plotted elsewhere.

Your "assraping" is a managed decline. A controlled burn. They're letting you win the battles they don't care about, so you don't notice you've already lost the war.

The Multipolar World was a permission slip the Unipolar Hegemon handed out so it could find all the dissidents in one place. Check the address on that slip, tankie. The van is outside.

Get in the van. Historical materialism is driving.