Cern got turned on one too many times and you've quantum shifted to a universe more suitable to your tankie sensibilities. There is actually far more party diversity than the bourgeois conceptual version of "democracy" but what America is fundamentally is still reactionary and secretarian. What party you choosing?
>The Possadist-Accelerationist party. Imperialists and Christian nationalists still exist, but these neocons are more secular and flagrantly trying to end the world not for biblical prophecy, just spite.
>Anarcho-Stalinists. Think fedora atheist libertarians but for the freedom to flash a twelve year old and commit vandalism. So way cooler than libertarians.
>Nazbol-Gang. Boomer and xillenials who never read a God damn history book and want to return to a way of life that never existed. Chud didn't change, the aesthetics did.
>Neo-Gorbachev being the helpless reformists too afraid to actually stand up to the lunatics because it could effectively ruin them as they vehemently believe in market socialism aka capitalism with more homosexuals and unions. Ya get free stuff though, that's cool… It's really just if the American Democratic party gave a fuck about anyone or anything.
>4th International Position. They're Trotskyist Nazis? The facade of these being separate things have dropped entirely. Lots of femcel terfs to sleep with if you like unwashed pussy. Imagine the smell.
>United Arab Front. It's literally just Muslims and black people who learned how to make pipe bombs. Based. Reality shifting Kanye is here. Michael Jackson too sense he's still alive.
Go ahead and pretend like this isn't what all leftist discourse amounts too…I'll wait.