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Had the unpleasant experience of having to interact with some Americans yesterday. Unpleasant experience. The Americans do not know how to dress. They were all sloppily dressed with some kind of stains (from lunch?) all over them. They breathed with their mouths and no one was shaved. The beards were so unkempt and dirty. And the smell. Americans smell like wax mixed with some chemical detergent and then with death. There's this unmistakable odor that comes of Americans. They asked me for directions but before I could reply, they started commenting how 'anti-semitic' the air is here. I was stunned and asked them to repeat. They told me "the air is very heavy and anti-semitic, people here are very lazy". This is Easter Sunday mind you.
I gave them wrong directions and 15 minutes later me and a buddy robbed them.
I was a 45 year old virgin (52 now). I had an anorexic female friend I would hang out with a couple times a month (literallly had 5 MB of food porn pics just like a guy would have sex porn pics). She asked one time if I wanted to have a relationship with her, but I told her I am not in the right mental state to have a relationship with anyone. We continued to hang out and somehow got into some conversation about STDs. I told her I never had any and she told me the same. I said, I hear it can make the vagina have a weird smell, and she told me "no one complained about my scent, but I have never had an STD either". I told her .. believe it or not, I have never gone down on a woman and have never known the natural scent. Then I forced the issue and said.. would you mind if I could smell one of your panties sometime? And she said.. if you want you can smell me directly.. I am not on my period or anything. So we went in side and sat on the couch and she pulled down her pants and then her panties and spread her legs. I approached cautiously, not sure what it would be like. I put my face in her pussy and took a strong wiff. It smelled kind of like an armpit, but so natural and not offensive at all. I liked it a lot. She then said.. "ok that's enough for now.. maybe another time we can do it again". I went home and masturbated like 5 times. She eventually moved and I lost touch with her, but basically is smells like a mostly fresh armpit. Not an armpit like if you have been working outside all day long. It was nice.. I would like to do it again.
But anyway in 10 yrs or so I imagine this is how the Western world will remember the Strait of Hormuz as well.
>>772112Behind zizek in express lane copypasta pls