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I have a painful pimple at the base of my penis, so I can't masturbate.

>>772280
That's not a normal place for a pimple, consult a doctor

deserved #deserved

>>772281
>virgin
>ends up getting the clap
maybe, oh I dunno, stop fucking whole plucked chickens then.

>>772281
And show them my ugly penis? No thank you.

>>772289
You're right they'll just laugh at you. Especially the female nurses but then again who cares what they think. They're probably single mothers or taking care of a bum ass boyfriend.

>>772290
Females nurses tend to be whores

This should be on the main board

hopital

>>772289
every penis over the age of 18 is beautiful

>>772303
Even your grandfather's?

>>772289
they see 80 year old dicks ruined by gonorrhea everyday bro

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Update: The pimple is still there albeit less painful. I have tried pinching and squeezing it but nothing happens. I have learned how to masturbate without touching it, so I'm not sad anymore (about this particular thing).

>>773055
happy for you bro

>>773055
Keep us updated on the situation.

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Update: The pimple is now completely gone, which bring this saga to closure. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>774215
finale

>>774215
How's masturbating with your healed cock?

>>774285
Same as before this whole ordeal.

>>774215
Dobro!

>>774215
please look after him better in future. thank you.


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