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what jf there was an evil ass turtle in your house everytime you go to sleep he shows up in your window what the fuck would you do you stupid piece of shit?

answer this leftists

>evil
>turtle
Oxymoron.

>>774323
shifted the goalposts. but what if there was an evil fucking turtle.

>>774389
What kind? A box turtle isn't really concerning, I might contain him as a pet/prisoner. If we're talking snapping turtle I'm straight wiggin, I know mothafuckas that can't flip you off because of snappers.

>>774323
>>774389
Mitch McConnell

>>774389
we are a holistic and marxist board. of course all goalposts must be SEXO'D

sex

>>774412
>>774414
I guess sex is the answer to everything.

I would ask him "w-why are you evil?" and "could y-you s-s-s-stop?"

what if there was an evil ass

>>774410
Pseudo turtle, common mistake. It's convergent evolution, as Mitch McConnell evolved a similar diet to turtles. However his last common ancestor with modern turtles dates back to the Cambrian. He's no more closely related to turtles than he is to humans.

>>774226
what does he do? other than being evil

>evil ass turtle
I will give him a hug and some lettuce. Volim te, Mr Turtle :-D


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