when you get a heart attack in 2050 but everyone is either a substack writer, dropshipping expert or tiktok cosplayer
there is no longer any medical professional in the world, but that's okay, because the AI algorithms running the economy have determined that 'death' is high-value aesthetics this quarter, and as you choke to death someone is recording a motivational instagram reels next to you, which has just awarded you +5k vibescoins, the current world currency based entirely on tiktok trends, donald trump tweets (he's serving his 7th term as an LLM chatbot powered by openai) and labubu sales.
as you take your last breath you smile knowing that you will be remembered as a 'vibe' and your heart attack will be memorised and repeated as a dance move for a total 5 minutes until a video of a homeless guy being burned to death goes viral
>>774877do you blame nibbas for not wanting to engage in society, when capitalism is so motherfucking exploitative? when the rationale is
>we can't pay you well or give your a quality of life>because if we do then you're going to get too comfortable and we need you to hustle for every penny so as to maximize productivity>plus if you're well paid you'll just quit as soon as you have enough money to retireit only makes sense that people would seek an alternative, even moreso when the aforementioned alternative is a god damn lottery that has the potential to skyrocket you into (relative) wealth, in exchange for being a spaz on camera or participating in mukbangs or what have you.