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How was your first kiss like?

Kiss?

My first kiss was me giving my gf a peck on the lips when I was 15, because thats all I had done at that point. Later, we tongue-kissed on the couch by improvisation. I remember tasting her breath and feeling her tongue with mine. Very exciting.

I think the only good kiss I had (not many I had) was piss drubk with my friend, a superficial but a bit lengthy lisp. It made me more connected to him in a platonic way.
First peek kiss I remember was a straight? guy softly joking when we were 12?
I had tried making out one time while sex (my first try and only time) and with another guy. Both times were disgusting and had to stop
I can't remember much more. And I dom't know which of these I want to classify as my first kiss. I think I must be missing something

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>>775636
Grenade

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I kissed only once in my life, at an embarrassingly late age, it was a drunken sloppy makeout. I liked the feeling of tongue. I hope to do it again sometime.

>>775646
Yeah.

I've never been kissed. Is this what it's like to be a female incel?

>>775655
I think you have to go to that one website whatever it's called and talk about how stupid and depraved moids are. Then we'll post screenshots here or something.

>>775636
It was nice but underwhelming even when it's a tongue kiss. if it's leading to someone thing else. then it's kinda hot as a prelude to intensity of desire, like 'this is it, your mine now' kinda thing.

it was a girl in way back in preschool in the school bus. she gave me 1 centavo (equivalent to 0,002 usd) in exchange for a kiss, i'm a rly cheap slut(!!!). later in the same bus ride she had diarrhea in the bus and it was nasty. very romantic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

>>775668
No wonder you became gay. That is a traumatic experience.

cliche spin the bottle

some blob at a nightclub her breath tasted like whatever she ate for dinner.

because of that I make sure to take care of my breath when I go out. I brush, floss, scrape tongue, and use mouthwash before going out. Then I use gum and listerine strips while I'm out and I don't eat until I go home.

>>775636
is it normal to be a kissless virgin at age 16?

>>775685
Yes you little gremlin.

>>775685
These days, it is normal at 30.

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First kiss no tongue was a girl two years my junior stealing a kiss from me because she thought I was fashionable at the school corridor. This was because I wore cargo pants instead of jeans or something. I was 10. It was very exciting even though I barely knew her.

First kiss with tongue was when I was 12 walking with a girl friend to another girl friend's house after school and she suddenly grabbed me for a kiss in the middle of the street. We clicked teeth and all. It was terrible. She told me to keep that a secret. It made me confused and I wasn't into her at all at the time but she grew up to be quite beautiful a few years later, unfortunately we had already stopped hanging out (she had a strong radlib phase and I was kind of an apolitical chud, but nowadays she's not into politics at all and I am here….).

>>775682
Mouthwash is pseudoscience, don't use it. You should probably eat while out as well, not eating for long periods of time will make your breath smell of gastrointestinal acid gas. Just floss after eating and use one of your mint gums and drink lots of water.

she was practically begging me to kiss her but my virgin ass couldnt do it she had to do it herself i think im just gay

>>775685
Yes, it's normal at any age really, it's only a problem if you want that experience but if you're indifferent then it shouldn't bother you, especially as a man since you're expected to be the pursuer, so you either don't care that much or are a failure at finding a willing candidate to kiss. It's not a big deal because you still have to live your life afterwards.

Bumbling elementary school kiss. It was about as intense as it gets without opening mouths. I held her face in my hands and we went for a few rounds

The years 2022, I’m 23 years old and am on vacation in an undisclosed country. I matched with a hot Asian woman who, unbeknownst to me, had a BBC fetish. She was my first everything but ultimately turned out to be extremely mentally unstable. She went from telling me that she loved me to stealing like $400 from me and fucking at least one other black guy.

Garbage person and the sex was extremely mediocre. She had a great body though and her pussy hygiene was tier one. I assume she’s still out there somewhere making the lives of unsuspecting black men miserable.

This thread is a boner killer

>>775697
That's a unfortunate first experience. Don't let it discourage you though, I suspect it's a third world country and preying on foreign men is her thing or shes genuinely mentally ill (not mutually exclusive).

A friend of a friend told me a story when they were in Japan that his friend was being baited by a Asian female showing sexual interest to go into a private location and he entered the room to a bunch of Nigerian gangsters who stole his passport and other stuff.

>>775701
She was Southeast Asian, and both were definitely her thing. It definitely has influenced how I view women. I tend to assume all women who show interest in me have an ulterior motivate, and I have definitely missed out and hurt other women because of this.

16, it was just a brief brush of lips though at the end of the school day after which I literally ran home giggling. I wasn't taught how to kiss properly until a couple of weeks ago though. I would just go forward with the tongue because I liked the soft feeling when they are together.

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>>775704
>I tend to assume all women who show interest in me have an ulterior motivate, such as wanting to have sex with me
Oh, poor you.

>>775672 that and because of hairy men

It was with your mom

>>775685
you better not be talkin in the present tense
>>775636
Over half my life ago, at the age of 15, twas good. Kissed another 15 year old. She was hispanic and had a very shallow crush on my pasty ass. We went out for a couple months then broke up. We were both virgins. A year later she was really horny and said she would let me be the first to give her head. I was down and so I had a friend drive me over. I snuck in her window, but her lil sis was still awake and so she had me hide in her closet till midnight. After that I came out and we laid in her bed for like hours but she was too nervous to do anything with me. We never did anything again. Later on she started dating some other guys. A year later I started dating my current wife.

It's up to you.

>first kiss
fuck, I don't remember. I know people say it's something you'll never forget but I'm a sexual deviant so it was never that important to me. I remember more being a horny little fucker and trying to get all my (male) cousins to touch me and fool around. I'm not gay, just horny, you wouldn't understand, but my uygha kanye prolly gets it. I never gave my cousins head though, nor them me, it was mostly innocent "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" sort of thing, and looking back it's gay because I would've much rather had such experiences with young girls my age. now as an adult I lean heavily toward being cishet but sometimes I do see a (mostly feminine/transgender) male that will get me interested.

sorry I'm not gay enough for the revolution, but it seems that I like women and women-adjacent people.

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>heterosexual
>first kiss was with a male on a dare, and i went at it fully in control because i never gave a shit about the concept of first kisses, almost scaring him
motherfuckers you reminded me of the cringe, have a random pic

I was maybe 28 I think? also I bumped my teeth into hers. highly amusing. still single ;_;

>>775636
Awkward af.

>>775847
I just saw my cousin for the first time in like 20 years and he was tryna feel me up and actin weird lol. His moms was there too. Like WTF. I think it's a cultural thing. He's filipino and they're way more touchy-feely on they side of the fam. I always thought it was weird when I went over as a kid and he and his sis would both be in the bathroom at the same time, like her showerin and him shittin. They didn't care.

I have a boyfriend and I've never kissed him

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>>775918
grok replace the goth chick in this vid with Joseph Stalin pronto


>>775919
@grok make me a video of joey steel throwin' straight yams

>>775636
don't remember or even remember who it was with

Humblebrag thread

>>775915
You must be living with a white family or something. I can’t stand how open my ethnic family is. My sister comes rushing into the bathroom when I’m brushing my teeth to piss, it sounds like she’s frying something. She shames me when I want to be naked alone in the bathroom and she urges me to come into the bathroom when she’s naked. My mom is sort of like that as well. I wish I lived with a prude white family.

>>775958
I think that might just be a Filipino thing

>>775636
Cute and wholesome.

>>775958
did you ever think your sister wants you?

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Havent had ot yet, but i cant wait to finally experience it
But im not in a hurry, i still have lots of time left, after all, im only 35

>>775636
a more important question, what was your first romantic feelings like. when did your heart first swell, before the world beat you to a pulp, and the loving light fled from your eyes?

Should I pay a prostitute to make out with me?

>>775979
I think she’s a sexual predator.


>>775958
well we're both mixed, but in a different way, and linked through the white side of our family, so that's actually the common variable here

At a classmate's birthday party. I was already 17. Met there a girl from my English class, got drunk and that way found a way to have the guts to approach her. It was not amazing but getting to approach her made me believe I was not unkissable and that made wonders in my self esteem.
My most significant "first" was not that one, though. it was not the first time i had sex either. My most memorable "first" was the first time I got a handjob from a girl.

>>776119
>My most memorable "first" was the first time I got a handjob from a girl
ah an old fashioned

>>776027
I wouldn't know, unrequited feelings do not count.

Never

t. 26 y/o incel chud

>>776423
you can get some pity sex from a fat chick, anon. I believe in you

If a genie were to offer world communism tomorrow if it meant never kissing or dating I would choose it in a heartbeat, not even just because of my principles, but because I know that I'll likely languish as a hikkiNEET for the rest of my life.

>>776281
not true, describe your first unrequited romantic feelings

>>775859
Do not post such distressing images without a trigger waning.

It was technically and legally rape.

>>777209
I will not go into further detail. Do not ask

flood detection

>>776498
Same. At least the world will not be a clown show, I won't owe anyone rent, maybe real winters will actually return, and the work week will be much shorter.

Are you supposed to finger bang the chick after the first kiss?


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