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I bet most of you just play videogames, masturbate and doomscroll in their free time. Why don't you start Guitarmaxxing?
>its too expensive
Stop 👏 Being 👏Poor
Or you could stop being dumb and buy a used guitar.
>I don't want to go to classes
There is plenty of free stuff on the internet
>I already play a instrument
And probably you are still a virgin, because no chick/dude cares for some retard that just presses tiles or blows a metal tube
There is literally no reason to not learn to play a guitar.

>>776995
I do play guitar, I just suck at it.

Will a guitar break instantly if you smash it against someone's head?

>>777000
no, the person's head is more likely to break.

>>776995
guitar is a lump instrument

id rather draw and goon tbh. but lately ive just been gooning. so to be able to draw better goons ive been swearing off porn(ironic). but because porn is full of good body references i just end up gooning.

SAD! LITTLE! PROLE! how do I advance the dialectic in this situation comrades?

>>776995
Because you can't reliably make money from it and music has already been played out.

Guitars are cool. I've got a bass guitar btw

>>777020
How can I learn to play bass

>>777026
(you) can find videos on YouTube or get some bass guitar lessons :-)

>>777026
the first book is primarily for guitarists, but the bass is a guitar. learn fundamentals from it, like how to read tablature. it's the same for both bass and guitar. the second book is about music theory. there are websites like songsterr where you can see an endless list of tablature that can be played in real time like an midi file or something, learn your favorite songs to start. make sure, when you're learning a song, it's appropriate for your skill level, and be sure to learn it from start to finish. once you understand how to read tabs, you should learn how to read sheet music. you don't have to be "fluent" or whatever but you should be able to read it.

>>776995
I got a guitar.

I stopped practicing because I had wanted to do finger style, but the strings murdered my fingers and you have to hold the strings down really hard on the fretboard on the guitar I got.

>>777032
It doesn't take long to callus your fingertips and then it doesn't hurt anymore

>>777032
Wear gloves, I saw some pro bass player on YouTube wears gloves because he has some kind of disorder that makes his hand shake but somehow wearing gloves makes it stop.

>>777032
you might need to adjust the action, which is this long rod that rests inside the fretboard that you can turn and thus adjust the height of the strings relative to the fretboard.

nothin' gets the ladies wetter than paganini tho.

Fuck gooning. I guitarmaxx to gamble max to hooker max. This is the way. Probably going to goon to later though

Who plays guitar anymore? Rap or make beats

>>777066
That is boring.

I played classical guitar but I'm too retarded to do it properly and it put me under a lot of stress so I gave up.

>>776995
I do play guitar and I'm pretty decent-to-good at it tbh but I don't think it's as much of an attractor as it used to be

>>777320
>I don't think it's as much of an attractor as it used to be
So what instruments, music skill do women like now then?

I picked up my guitar today and just don't have the finger dexterity anymore

>>777321
Opera singer

post some motherfucking riffs then like wtf. how you gonna create a guitar thread without sharing some fretwork?

>>777364
I don't play guitar, I am just planning to buy one.

>>777764
ok, thanks for letting me know.

I actually started looking into buying and learning a guitar a few months ago. I'll probably settle on getting one sometime in the next few months. I'm still looking into things.

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what about singer maxing?

I am sing bass, low baritone, baritone, high baritone, low-tenor and tenor. So basically I have a ridiculous range, but I think I am actually naturally a bass a bit, but it's pretty easy for me to sing baritone.

But it's fucking annoying, I need to train my voice to sing in tenor. Otherwise it's really hard for me to sing tenor. But I managed to sing a George Michael song once and that was a tenor, also oddly enough I can sing along with Bono sometimes a bit, yet he's considered a tenor…wha?

I don't know why I was born with so much range. It's a bit like Freddie Mercury I guess, or maybe Elvis.

learning to sing and play the guitar at the same time was a bit hard for me as well. Yet I never hear people talk about it, even though it is hard I think. You have to do like a bunch of things at once and concentrate in harmony like that.

Honestly though I think synth's and keyboards are almost more in style nowadays then guitars anymore. I want to write an album that is mostly guitar-centric, with only one guitar which is hard enough to do with no keyboardist these days. But I will learn to play the keyboards too I guess but fuck the piano.

>>780076
>learning to sing and play the guitar at the same time was a bit hard for me as well
I find it easier, playing guitar helps me with singing in tune. It's like the guitar is a step ladder to support the pitch of the vocals.
You could try vidrel? It's one in a series of 5. Only a minute or so for each exercise. So you can do them all in 5 minutes.
If you play them on youtu.be you always get ads coming up saying
<if you've tried random videos on youtu.be and not got anywhere then my structured course is for you
But when you listen to the advertiser sing themselves it always seems the most boring milquetoast singing imaginable.
Onv you don't want to just work from random videos, but start with a general one. Then record yourself singing, listen to the playback, and choose a next video on what you want to work on.

>>780730
Is it possible to learn to sing alone for free? I tried for a bit but I can't find any decent roadmap and I still sound like shit at karaokes. My voice is in the bass range



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