>>777649criscoposting???
san franciscoposting???
nabiscoposting???
linux-distroposting???
here's a theory: it's the lizardmen. they want to destroy the world and rape and eat our children. they're responsible for all the rape and murder and missing persons cases and war and high taxes and everything shit in life. it's all them, fucking lizards. only, they do it in secret because they can shapeshift into anything they want, which means when you go outside and sit on public transit and you spy a qt3.14 goth gf she might in fact be a lizard person trying to bait you.
fortunately, you can ward off lizard people with garlic, and they can't enter your home unless invited inside, and if you drive a stake through their heart it will instantly kill them, and for some reason they're allergic to sunlight and silver objects. so yeah.
lizards.