/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>777979
My dad worked in IT and was also kind of an early gamer, so he would be in his office on his computer all the time, and my mother would call his computer "Lolita." Like exclusively, to the point that my sister and I also referred to his computer as "Lolita." IIRC I think I almost got him in trouble one time because I told one of my teachers that my dad was "on Lolita all day," and even then my parents only explained to me that Lolita was a very raunchy character that was inappropriate to bring up in public. It wasn't until I was an adult that I learned the full implications.

>>777979
They'd be so aggressive in the morning, I'd usually just lay low cuz I know they'd berate me or talk about inane shit to eachother

>>777980
Umm, your dad was a pedophile?

i was playing a game where u could choose to be a superhero or supervillain, i chose supervillains and my mom who was watching me play kind of guilt tripped me over it or something, i dont remember what she said but she was acting like i did a bad thing and saying that i should feel bad and i remember i cried silently after she left the room. i was like 5 and still dont know what was her fucking problem

>>778086
He didn't call his computer Lolita, my mom did. Reading comprehension.

>>778101
why the fuck did she call it lolita though

>>778098
I always wanted the "bad guy" action figures and my mom would give me a hard time about it too, anon

>>778102
Idk, not op doe

>>778102
I don't know, really. I think she meant it idiomatically as "the other woman," but why she would choose Lolita for that I have no idea. Maybe boomers had a different view of the novel.

>>777979
According to my sister, a few years ago my dad accidentally walked in on her having sex with her then boyfriend, and instead of just leaving he allegedly snapped a pic and then left. She shared that with me several months ago and I still think about it. My family has a strong strain of high functioning autism and I often believe it came from my dad given how weird he can be. Knowing him and his sense of humor it could be an innocent (albeit still weird) matter of him thinking it was funny but I don't know. Maybe she misunderstood, obviously she noticed him walk in and he knew she saw, weird that he'd choose then to he an open pervert. She was 19-20 when this happened so it's not like she was underage for whatever that's worth. But that same conversation she mentioned my dad came forward to her at another instance and shared he was sexually assaulted while on the high school wrestling team, and I know that sort of thing can lead to pedophilia when you get older.

I don't know. I try not to think about it but I also think about it often, completely changed the way I look at him.

>>777979
>weird things about your parents you didn't notice until you got older
Mine got 2cm maximum and extremely hairy when I reached 18

Oh, shit, I read "parents" as "penis". Disregard!

My old man tried to drown a fat rat one freezing night, then went for electrocution, wound up blasting it with a shitty BB gun and just paralyzed the fucker, can't remember what came next. He flung the carcass on the road. He thinks it was knocked up, that's why it was so plump.

>>778749
The body was plump and definitely not empty.

My mother has Trotsky's My Life at a prominent place on her bookshelf.