In the minion movie it shows that Minions always serve the most evil person alive via a montage of them serving evil people throughout history like a Dinosaur, A caveman, a Pharaoh, Dracula, then Napoleon. But then after during the invasion of Russia they get exiled to an Ice-Cave where they stay until 1968 until then meet Gru. This is so obviously a cover-up! Are you really gonna tell me that they didn't Serve the British in India, The confederates in the Civil War, the Belgians in the Congo, The Nazis in WW2, or the Americans in the Korean War?!?! Also how evil is Gru right now if the Minions are still with him and not in the IDF?!?!
gru is clearly jewish and that universes netanyahu
i mean clearly they dont serve the MOST evil person alive. gru isnt even evil at all so i think they just pick someone whos cool