Tell me why I shouldn’t smite this board Siberia?

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Tell me why I shouldn’t smite this board Siberia? God 20-05-26 01:10:18 No.784655

Hey /Siberia/ it’s me God and I would like you to tell me exactly why me smiting this board would be the biggest mistake I made since telling Bush to invade Afghanistan? I dare you to try.

Anonymous 20-05-26 01:22:48 No.784656

the reason we hate you is because you wont just kill us already you useless baby killing faggot

God 20-05-26 01:59:08 No.784659

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>>784656
I'm sending you to double-hell now

Anonymous 20-05-26 02:11:40 No.784663

>>784655 because if u smite this board u won't be able to f5 this thread

Glowing gud boi 20-05-26 02:30:49 No.784666

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I fucking dare you, you bitch. Try me. I'll carve my name into your sternum. I will cut off your mothers head and force your mother's head to perform fellatio on you. I'll will rape your dead corpse until it rotting then have sex with it more.

Anonymous 20-05-26 02:32:52 No.784667

>>784659
I'M WAITING THERE'S A THUNDERSTORM OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW

Anonymous 20-05-26 02:34:38 No.784669

>>784655
do it

God 20-05-26 10:47:48 No.784718

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>>784663
Kek
>>784666
I don’t have a mother, I’m God.
>>784667
I can’t intervene on what happens before the afterlife, I mean I can but I really don’t want to.
>>784669
I’m too busy laughing at kids with Cancer

Glownonymous 20-05-26 11:57:33 No.784725

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>>784718
>I don’t have a mother
Then why are you such a motherfucker?

Anonymous 20-05-26 11:59:26 No.784726

>>784655
Why are you the Demiurge ?

Super-God 20-05-26 12:23:36 No.784732

>>784655
Why shouldn't I smite you instead?

Anonymous 20-05-26 12:25:15 No.784735

It's easy to think God is a bitch or simply useless but you have to remember that from God's POV humanity feels like looking at twitter is for us.
Would you actually be this invested in the average social media account?

Dog 20-05-26 12:31:19 No.784738

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>>784655
Woof

God 20-05-26 14:25:51 No.784794

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>>784725
>Then why are you such a motherfucker?
Because I fuck your mother

Super-Duper-God 20-05-26 14:29:31 No.784797

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>>784732
Because I was actually Super-Duper-God this whole time so you can’t

Anonymous 20-05-26 14:31:32 No.784799

>>784735
True
But God created Man in His image and God also created the Devil and let him loose in the Garden of Eden

I don’t downplay humanity’s role but I don’t believe God is innocent

Anonymous 20-05-26 14:32:06 No.784800

>>784655
Do it faggot.

Glownonymous 20-05-26 14:33:12 No.784802

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>>784794
fuck u dad

K anon 20-05-26 16:22:41 No.784860

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dear big boss

i go to your church, if you smite this tiny place i visit, i stop attending yours
simple deal. so which is it? one believer kept or ten sinners smitten? pretty rare in a world like today

Anonymous 20-05-26 16:26:12 No.784862

>>784738
look at him, he's fuzzy :)

Anonymous 20-05-26 16:44:11 No.784880

>>784860
If you read the Bible, God tells His followers to evacuate places He’s gonna destroy

charlie 20-05-26 16:49:01 No.784882