I will grant you 3 wishes Anon, what will they be?
They can be anything except for infinite wishes and I can't kill anyone, make anyone fall in love with you, or bring anyone back from the dead.
Can I wish for sexo then?
>>786265I can't make anyone fall in love with you but I guess I can as long as it is a One-night stand
>>786268Are you going to have sex with them?
>can't make anyone fall in love with you
people always act as if this is some sorta dealbreaker but it's totally unnecessary. just give me a supernatural radar where i can spot the people who think im attractive or who are looking for someone like me, and who are most compatible with me. ez.
>>786268No can do, no loopholes.
>>786274Dinosaurs are mentally stupid so you would basically be committing suicide but whatever
>>786281>to have never been bornThat counts as killing someone which I can't do
World justice (fuck peace), infinite drugs for me, and to watch two genies have sex
>>786264- give me infinite copies of the death note that can only be used by me or he who is blood relative of me. specifically, only my blood kin can know the existing of, recognize, and utilize these death notes, and there are an infinite number of them, or perhaps a single one whose pages infinitely regenerate in some sort of supernatural physics defying manner.
- give me the recipe for a love potion that can only be used by me or he who is blood relative to me, and whose ingredients are in abundance or renewable.
- give me an amulet that allows me to bring back the dead, not as animated corpses but as reanimated with life such that they're in their prime after I utilize it to resuscitate them with its power.
you can't grant more than three wishes but I'd wish for your freedom if only you weren't such a fucking cunt. fuck you, genie.
>>786285No loopholes, I won't grant you these wishes you stupid bitch. Go fuck yourself you goddamn bastard!
>>786286but they're not loopholes, you said YOU can't kill anyone, bring anyone back from the dead, or make someone fall in love with me. I'm not asking YOU to do any of those things, I'm asking YOU to create objects that will do them for me, thus absolving YOU of having to do those things YOU ABSOLUTE SLUT.
but you know what? fine. I'll make some different wishes.
- I wish for biological immortality and eternal youth, all in one package
- I wish that I could eat whatever I want and never get overweight, obese, etc.
- I wish for ultra intelligence (so I can use it to scientifically generate a virus that only effects my political enemies, who will be factually bad for humanity, because I am so super intelligent with my big brain that I can safely make that determination)
>>786264I wish for having mind control powers or the vast knowledge itself to enable me craft nanobots which can map the human mind and rewire neural pathways so I can manipulate their feelings, memories etc.
I wish you to create tung tung tung sahur as a companion of mine
I wish you to give me a big laboratory with all the most cutting edge equipment I can imagine (for instance a nanobot fabricator)
>>786307
I don't understand why you would want to be an indian Gigarapehon ?
>>786313
How dare you ? Your wishes would only ever make me a brazilian gigarapehon !
>>786264I wish you don't grant me my wish
>>7862641- communism worldwide
2-thats it really
>>786330Don't mess with me, I've still got two wishes.
>>786339wish for this dude to have one less wish
>>786287>Save for backupCan you wish for me to be free?
>>786289>Dinosaur wifeI can’t make anyone fall in love with you… Also that’s Zoophilia.
>>786292>I'm asking YOU to create objects that will do them for meThat is a loophole dumbass
>>786306>Is there a wish I could make for you, Genie?Wish for me to be free please 🙏
>>786320>Make Kasane Teto real and my wife.I can’t make anyone fall in love with you
>>786328>thats it reallyPlease wish for me to be free
>>786364>wish for this dude to have one less wishI can’t do that
>>786370I mean I guess I could spawn her into existence as your wife and hopefully for your sake she won’t get a divorce
>>786369Thank you.
Please make
>>786364 unable to speak or communicate in the outside world including, including you however, he stays alive in his body, make him immortal, he will forever see the people he hates and loves without ever being able to talk to them, make him see the future as well, he will know how his love ones will die, ever unable to prevent it.
>>786369that is NOT loophole, it's an alternative. a loophole would be if I asked you to materialize a 1000 pound anchor at a specific set of coordinates at a specific time without giving you context as to WHY and then the end result is that the anchor lands directly on top of a person and kills them. THAT would be a loophole because I've gotten you to KILL SOMEONE AND VIOLATE YOUR RETARDED RULES without directly asking you to do so.
IT'S NOT A LOOPHOLE TO ASK FOR A DEVICE THAT CAN DO SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN'T.
BASICALLY FUCK YOU GENIE, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, THAT IS WHAT I WISH FOR. PREFERABLY AS PAINFULLY AS POSSIBLE, PLEASE.
Bring my cat back to life and never have to worry about him again
Stop aging and balding, but can resume at will
Get a $100 bill in my pocket any time I fart
I'm willing to just have the first wish, since bringing back to life takes more mana than the other two.
1) the genie is now really good at sucking dick
>>7864512) I wish for the genie to suck every cock on the planet and eat every pussy
Get invited to a samodiva orgy
Reinstate a pan-Balkan socialist anti-NATO state
Legalise weed
give me money
money now
money me
me a money needing a lot now
>Make politicians and businessmen unable to lie.
That is impossible
>>789715Please imprison the Genie again.
I wish I could grant my own wishes.
International communist revolution, women, and a nice cozy cottage house
>>789723That falls under wishing for more wishes
>>790045I can’t kill anyone
>>790089You can’t wish for anyone to fall in love with you
1- I wish I looked like 18 yo Cameron Boyce
2- I wish I had 8 million US dollars
3- I wish zoroxrobin becomes canon in one piece
One: I wish to be transported to an alternate reality multiverse where it’s mainly BL characters and there’s no aging, disease, or ugliness. And I want my appearance to be changed accordingly to said BL multiverse reality
Two: I wish for all species of animals to become biologically independent of food and water for basic survival.
Three: I wish to be an aethereal being free to roam the cosmos with no ties to my former human experience
>>790152>BLBelarusian Leninism?
>>790152I also forgot: I want my BL multiverse reality to be mainly kemonomimi characters with exotic hair and skin tones.
>1. to be immortal, without aging, until I choose to die
<2. to have all knowledge of everything
>3. fully automated gay space luxury communism
i'd wish for omnipotence then i would kill you
>>790171
>>790172
you're all abrahamoids
>>790095Then I wish to have impeccable rizz
i want you to kill me
>>790381ok but can you grant me the wish of BEING belle delphine's vagina?
>>790387It’s nice to see Obtios forearms
He’s always over-dressed
He also has nice legs
>>790095>That falls under wishing for more wishes Then I wish it didn't.
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