I Will Grant You Three Wishes

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I Will Grant You Three Wishes Genie 25-05-26 02:26:13 No.786264

I will grant you 3 wishes Anon, what will they be?
They can be anything except for infinite wishes and I can't kill anyone, make anyone fall in love with you, or bring anyone back from the dead.

Anonymous 25-05-26 02:28:56 No.786265

Can I wish for sexo then?

Genie 25-05-26 02:31:50 No.786267

>>786265
I can't make anyone fall in love with you but I guess I can as long as it is a One-night stand

Anonymous 25-05-26 02:33:45 No.786268

>>786264
Infinite genies.

Anonymous 25-05-26 02:35:16 No.786269

>>786268
Are you going to have sex with them?

Anonymous 25-05-26 02:38:39 No.786271

>>786269
Maybe.

Anonymous 25-05-26 02:42:47 No.786273

>can't make anyone fall in love with you
people always act as if this is some sorta dealbreaker but it's totally unnecessary. just give me a supernatural radar where i can spot the people who think im attractive or who are looking for someone like me, and who are most compatible with me. ez.

Anonymous 25-05-26 02:45:30 No.786274

I want to be a dinosaur
I want to be a large dinosaur
I want to be living and dying before the asteroid hits

Genie 25-05-26 03:02:57 No.786278

>>786268
No can do, no loopholes.

Genie 25-05-26 03:04:32 No.786279

>>786274
Dinosaurs are mentally stupid so you would basically be committing suicide but whatever

Anonymous 25-05-26 03:21:04 No.786281

full communism
to have never been born
I will not use this wish therefore trapping the genie eternally in a paradox in which the third wish can never be fulfilled

Genie 25-05-26 03:24:18 No.786282

>>786281
>to have never been born
That counts as killing someone which I can't do

Anonymous 25-05-26 03:28:14 No.786283

World justice (fuck peace), infinite drugs for me, and to watch two genies have sex

Anonymous 25-05-26 03:53:11 No.786284

For all mankind to ascend beyond the confines of their mortal flesh, existing as immortal beings of pure energy
For the Earth to be returned to its natural state prior to the dominance of mankind
A really big sandwich.

Anonymous 25-05-26 03:54:16 No.786285

>>786264

give me infinite copies of the death note that can only be used by me or he who is blood relative of me. specifically, only my blood kin can know the existing of, recognize, and utilize these death notes, and there are an infinite number of them, or perhaps a single one whose pages infinitely regenerate in some sort of supernatural physics defying manner.
give me the recipe for a love potion that can only be used by me or he who is blood relative to me, and whose ingredients are in abundance or renewable.
give me an amulet that allows me to bring back the dead, not as animated corpses but as reanimated with life such that they're in their prime after I utilize it to resuscitate them with its power.

you can't grant more than three wishes but I'd wish for your freedom if only you weren't such a fucking cunt. fuck you, genie.

Genie 25-05-26 04:07:49 No.786286

>>786285
No loopholes, I won't grant you these wishes you stupid bitch. Go fuck yourself you goddamn bastard!

Anonymous 25-05-26 04:11:21 No.786287

>>786264

If God is not real make God real
Make me God
Save for backup

Anonymous 25-05-26 04:16:57 No.786289

World communism
Dinosaur wife
Your freedom, Genie :))

Anonymous 25-05-26 04:21:12 No.786292

>>786286
but they're not loopholes, you said YOU can't kill anyone, bring anyone back from the dead, or make someone fall in love with me. I'm not asking YOU to do any of those things, I'm asking YOU to create objects that will do them for me, thus absolving YOU of having to do those things YOU ABSOLUTE SLUT.

but you know what? fine. I'll make some different wishes.

I wish for biological immortality and eternal youth, all in one package
I wish that I could eat whatever I want and never get overweight, obese, etc.
I wish for ultra intelligence (so I can use it to scientifically generate a virus that only effects my political enemies, who will be factually bad for humanity, because I am so super intelligent with my big brain that I can safely make that determination)

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