/siberia/ - Off-topic

*they don't exist yet, because technology has not gotten far enough

>>788632
OP what if you get a friend to dress up and pretend to be your favorite cartoon character and then clap your friend's cheeks? Would that work?

Embrace plushiefuckery, anon

>>788641
But if anon fucks a plushie will its cheeks clap and make an applause sound?

>>788646
I imagine you could put silicone padding under the shell for that.

>>788647
Phew. I hope OP just fucks a plushie on a silicone pad instead of engaging in any self harm behavior. I just want OP to be okay.

>>788632
Do people actually watch Mickey Mouse? I dunno if it's just me but it seems weird he's supposedly the most famous cartoon character but I never hear anyone quote him or talk about their favorite Mickey Mouse cartoons. Like I've probably herd more people talk about Tom and Jerry or the old Scooby Doo cartoons.

>>788656
every once in a while there's a new tv show or movie or game featuring mickey (or goofy/etc) that's decently popular, but i don't think any of them have been massive hits in decades. he's 100% more famous as the face of disney as a whole.

>>788656
The Mickey Mouse cartoon that's been ongoing since 2013 is good.
But I don't understand why people like OP would want to fuck Mickey Mouse, surely a furry would have so many other more interesting characters to choose from.