/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>788632
OP what if you get a friend to dress up and pretend to be your favorite cartoon character and then clap your friend's cheeks? Would that work?

Embrace plushiefuckery, anon

>>788641
But if anon fucks a plushie will its cheeks clap and make an applause sound?

>>788646
I imagine you could put silicone padding under the shell for that.

>>788647
Phew. I hope OP just fucks a plushie on a silicone pad instead of engaging in any self harm behavior. I just want OP to be okay.

>>788632
Do people actually watch Mickey Mouse? I dunno if it's just me but it seems weird he's supposedly the most famous cartoon character but I never hear anyone quote him or talk about their favorite Mickey Mouse cartoons. Like I've probably herd more people talk about Tom and Jerry or the old Scooby Doo cartoons.

>>788656
The Mickey Mouse cartoon that's been ongoing since 2013 is good.
But I don't understand why people like OP would want to fuck Mickey Mouse, surely a furry would have so many other more interesting characters to choose from.

>>788638 but i don't want to clap my friend's buttcheeks while he wears a Mickey costume, I want to clap Mickey's butt cheeks
>>788641 but i don't want to plap a plushie of Mickey, i want to plap Mickey
>>788650 i have reached the conclusion that i need to live long enough to invent the holodeck and clap Mickey's butt cheeks in there

>>791889
Because reality is far more ugly and complex
Fiction is better for sexual and romantic outlet