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daily reminder that im a zettachad whose very presence mogs absolutely everyone in a 5.000 km radius and causes at least 3 suicides per week from jealousy and at least 15 different women and 18 different men are masturbating thinking of me at any given moment

me too

>>788651
This is also mostly true for me except for the suicides
I actually prevent suicides bc Im so cool

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this is what a 5000km radius looks like btw

>>788665
This makes OP's numbers seem really low. Out of all that area there's ONLY 15 women and 18 men masturbating to OP rn? WTF?

>>788667
Yeah, there's like eight people jerking off to me in the bathroom at work right now and I called out tonight


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