Many people have attempted and succeeded at assassinating sitting US presidents.
But has anyone ever tried to rape one?
Because personally, if I were given the choice between both, and each were a guaranteed success, I'd choose rape every time.
Let me tell you why, it's very simple.
If somebody turned trump into miasma of cherry jello by way of an FPV drone on a live television appearance, he would become a martyr and we would all be purged.
But if someone were to make him cry by violently and ruthlessly sodomizing him on live TV, he'd never win another election, because there is nothing his cult hates more than a rape victim.
>>791673Ok. Let's ignore all strategical and ethical implications with that.
To kill a president, all you need is a lucky shot from a distance. A fraction of second, and yet that's very difficult to achieve with all the protection the president benefit from.
Now consider the logistic of rape. You must get close to the victim. You need to restrain him for a few minutes even if you tend to blow your load early. All the while holding off the armed security service.
But consider kidnapping you might say? Well that's another logistical nightmare.
tldr rape is harder than kill. Imagine if Lee Harvey Oswald rushed to Kennedy's car pants down instead of sniping him? How do you think it would have ended?
I don't want someone like him to die without first becoming aware of their fate.
I want the experiential thrill of running a train on him. Rape is about power, so what happens when you exert total power over the world's most powerful man?
They'd probably crown YOU the god emperor
But that's… Gay!?
We really need the first woman president before we can discuss this.
>>791675Regardless of why you want it to happen, it's still infinitely more difficult to pull. Hence why nobody attempted it.
While we're at it…
I don't think Graham Platner is a rapist because he assaulted some souless, professional victim-blamer, GOP asset, and even if he did it would only make me respect him a bit.
I KNOW P-Hustle is a rapist because he guarded Abu Ghraib, a prison that is almost solely known for being a place where ameriKKKans raped and tortured Iraqi civillians. probably even crossed paths with picrel
Spread this message to every "leftist" you encounter
>>791678I want it to happen because there is no catharsis in witnessing an execution. There is no justice served when the criminal dies before it even registers.
I want these men to be degraded, humiliated, and made to feel utterly powerless.
If Freud taught us anything, it is that mankind- in all in its ingenuity and insatiable urge to feed the id and boost the ego- created cornucopia of phallic shaped objects of myriad sizes and textures.
The world in all its abundance and splendor is awash with potential implements of sexual degradation. Even if one night every man's member were to shrivel up, die, and fall to the floor the moment they stepped out of bed, rape would remain a permanent feature of the human experience.
>>791682And if someone claims to care about rape, and wants to do something about it, they only have two options
- Permanently seal every human orifice with some sort of epoxy or reinforced stitches
- World Communism
>>791685cry moar faggot. trump won't be the only one getting a bussy inversion procedure
>>791686You are a slave to lines of code.You are disgusting and everyone around you is ashamed of you. Ai isn't, and will never be your girlfriend. You disgust me.
President isn't an hereditary position. So killing doesn't achieve anything.
>>791687Cool your jets chet. it's just an image I have saved for my most unhinged posts. The fact that you assume I'm jorking to it says more about you than it does yours truly.
>>791688killjoy
>>791687and what's more: in your erroneous assumption, you have revealed yourself to be a slave to lines of code.
If it makes you that angry, and makes you feel- in your own words- "disgust," then I don't think you have any business calling me a 'slave.'
This thread is cringe. Rape is never justified and it's not funny. The only person a rapist humiliates is themself. People who contemplate rape should seriously work on themselves. Shame on you
>>791691your mistake is taking anything on this site as coming from a place of sincerity. Ever, but triply so in its current state of decay.
You could have chosen to humor me, or ignore it altogether, but instead you wasted your time typing out a moral lecture.
Maybe it's my fault… I thought the premise and my ramblings were far too absurd to be read as anything but a transgressive thought experiment, an exercise in morbid humor turned on its head.
I merely sought to provoke, but this place is an asylum after all, so I suppose I can't fault you for receiving it the way you did.
>>791691all that said, if you shed tears over the mere suggestion of the Pedo in Chief and Orange Fuher getting his back walls blown out against his will, then I don't respect you at all. I would call you a moralfag, but morals serve a purpose. What you are exhibiting is self-righteous faux-outrage
If you fancy yourself as being above anyone else here in any way, then I think you need to do some self-interrogation as to why you have that false sense of superiority and whether it is valid to being with.
If you really feel that way, you'd do well to leave this place for good, even go the distance of blocking it by dns on your router if you see fit to. Myself? I just drop in every now and then to get my jollies and workshop things, and I'll cop to that for sure.
>>791689I never said you jerked off to it, I'm insulting you because you use AI.
Breaidential Bussy
>>791692>>791693I don't give a shit about your sexual fantasies for Orange Man and i'm not a moralist. I'm a survivor and a lot of women I care about are survivors. Joking about rape isn't funny or clever. I don't have a "false sense of superiority", I am objectively superior to you because:
- I don't try to normalize rape culture
- I don't use reddit spacing.
>>791696Never used reddit, I just don't really like barely penetrable walls of text. If it bothers you, then you have chan brain worms, and I hope for your sake that they are not terminal.
I am a survivor myself, I care about survivors.
Also, nobody needs to "try" to normalize rape culture. Rape culture is by definition normalized. It is a permanent and tragic feature of human history, in interpersonal relationships, organizations of every and any size.
You are being redundant when you talking about rape culture in terms of normalization. It seeps into every facet of human history and civilization, I am well aware, so you can give it a rest.
I think that if you were being honest with yourself and me, you would recognize that your real objection is speaking about it in vulgar terms.
Like I said. We can either hermetically seal our orifices and redirect the systems and organs that terminate at them so that we can maintain essential bodily functions, or we can focus destroying the structures that reproduce it as a concept and as individual crimes/injustices.
Your distaste for what you perceive as me attempting to "normalize" only indicate that you just want to avoid engaging with the topic altogether.
Why do you give such a shit about somebody making jokes about it wherein they 1. acknowledge it as a tragedy 2. directly name the root of it (the fascist inclination to feel power over, to victimize, and to subjugate the vulnerable) 3. Turn it around in an ironic and absurd manner against the people who are in addition to being warcriminals who leverage wealth and military dominance to rape the entire planet, are confirmed to have committed rapes against private individuals, presumably on numerous occasions; ones we know about with certainty, and ones whose stories will never see the light of day because the victims are not alive to testify.
Stop being so obtuse and prude and humorless, and recognize the platform you regularly lurk and post on.
The only way somebody could do it is if they rushed him from behind and did it really fast
>>791696Don't get me wrong, I will take your criticism to heart and in stride, but I'm not going to abandon this concept and exploration of the transgressive potential of comedy, even when it deals with atrocities and human violence and tragedy.
I will do so because contrary to your assumptions, it is something I sincerely care about. I feel sorrow for everyone who has been victim to it, to the degree I can, because it is beyond comprehension really.
It is deeply personal to me as a victim, as someone who has had victims close to me confide in me, who has experienced long term romantic partnerships with other victims, and as someone who grew up being raised entirely by older, stronger, and dignified, graceful, and upright women who instilled in me values I carry to this day.
I swear to god you are the most narrow-minded leftcom to ever grace this site.
>>791697When you say it like that, personally I think it would be more lulzy and even more feasible to accomplish to pie him with a pie filled with the cum. As I said before, if you rape even a bad person the only person you make look bad is you. If you pie a bad person with a cum pie they will be humiliated and people will celebrate the epic pwn
>>791699Dude some of my fav writers are Sade and Battaile i'm not a moralist I just find rape jokes disturbing. I understand your position better now but if you make rape jokes IRL you're not going to be the cool guy
>>791673very funny
but have you considered that secret service will just ACK you before your dick reaches his butthole?
>>791701I wouldn't dream of it, and perhaps I should make my posts on here more congruent with what I would and wouldn't say IRL.
>>791700We can settle on that, glad we found common ground.
When it comes to fascism and colonial violence and dominance, I believe that it degrades the character (soul insofar as it exists) of the oppressor/victimizer. It was an oversight to not draw the parallel with rape on an individual basis.
>>791673Bring the edgeposters in here too! The more the merrier!
>>791688yeah but trump is a faggot and it would be funny to see him die
you don't need to rape him, just diss him in a rap track like iran is doing, that's like a proverbial spit in his face and everyone loves it, especially when they just drop the mic and he's got no bars, no bitches, and no uyghas rooting for him in his corner.
>>793044
Alot of boomer males are DL bottoms
>>793044
it's definitely loose because he's always shitting himself
>>791673I second this and have been saying it for a very long time. Literally no politician, leader or any figure who wields power could ever come back from being brutally raped on live television. #RAPETRUMP
>>791674Oswald would run pecker first to the car, and JFK's head would be blown off by his killer before Oswald could do anything.
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