/siberia/ - Off-topic

Heaven, of course!

beloved rich singer

office job with low working hours. apartment that I don't have to pay rent to live in. a decent computer with a gpu. a 4k oled tv and a soundbar and a couch for watching movies from a laptop's hdmi.

obviously I have none of that since I'm a zoomer in the third world majoring in compsci with no future prospects.

>>793286
I already have my ideal life
Hyundai i30 sedan n-line (my favourite car idk why)
Best PC available
Top end headphones
Inner City apartment
Full employment nightshift Janitor within walking distance of house
Personal gym in garage.
Personal library of every book I desire
Perfect health
Master degree in philosophy (writing my magnum opus is my life goal)

I just wish my parents are dead or moved out so I can inherit the apartment and be alone or have a gf live there, I don't need to procreate because my sister already did that for me.

>>793337
>wishing your parents were dead so you get their stuff
Were they pieces of shit or are you a stone cold Patrick Bateman?

Me and my harem of 10 women who all adore me. And we're all attractive and sexy and healthy, at least by my standards. We live on an island with pleasant weather and no one else will ever bother us.

Living in an isolated rural farm surrounded by forest in any where from east Asia to south Europe (or just in my home country of Scotland) with my male wife who I have sex with everyday

Being an Ottoman sultan with a harem of women of countless nationalities rubbing my face and penis with their sweaty smelly feet until I coom. All day every day.

Smoking opium and hashish in between nut busts.

>>793338
maybe his parents were bad people. idk. sounds cold without further explanation.