i want to celebrate popcorn for a moment
out of ALL of the grains in the WORLD that we know of, corn is the only one that pops and tastes good and crunchy and satisfying and orgasmic, the rare grains that pop are a DISASTER
where am i going with this?????????????????
what im trying to say is that if the universe had a slightly different random seed it is very likely tthat we wouldnt have ha d popcornm ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's fucked up, its so saddd
if the universe had a slightly different seed maybe the universe as we know it wouldnt even exist, isnt that fucked.
like the world would just be random floating atoms or some bullshit
Pop corn is alright. It usually gets stuck in my teeth though.
>>794044there was an alleyway that saved 15mins of walk to get to school. one of the kids used to eat loads of corn so he would get corny shits and then he used to do a steamy dump on the alleyway on the corners so people were more likely to step in it. he ate the corn to make it extra nasty so you were forced to look on the ground to avoid the shits, peppered with little yellows corns. wtf is wrong with some people.
>>794054I bet this kid made big messes in the school restrooms too. Hopefully he didn't smear his shit all over the walls.
>>794054 damn wtf
also, are you european? americans don't walk
>>794057was it really that obvious i'm not a buerger. i guess it was lmao
corn is for retards, thats why yanks like it so much
>>794065I think Mexicans like it more actually.
>>794066yanks put corn syrup in everything though