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>>798341
>what it the fursuit is extremely cute, would u wear it?
I probably wouldn't find an animal suit any cute.
>what if it was extremely cold, would u wear it?
If I am in public, no. In private, maybe.
>what if you were literally freezing to death and there was literally nothing else to wear would u wear it?
Depends if I have any life-energy to spare at the moment, otherwise I might silently accept my death. The (harsh) cold usually makes me feel sleepy & weak.
>would you wear it and go to a furry convention if a guy paid you 1000 bucks?
I would be conflicted.
>and if a guy paid you 50000 bucks????
Sure I guess if its like 5 min.

>>798371
>1000 bucks
<I would be conflicted.
>50000
<Sure I guess if its like 5 min.

Ok, so if I pay you 1000 dollars for every 5 minutes of wearing a fursuit, would you wear a fursuit forever? Would you wear a fursuit as a job, for 1000 bucks every 5 minutes?

>>798341
i didn't read any of the text but i'd fuck the shit out of picrel oh em gee

>>798374
>Ok, so if I pay you 1000 dollars for every 5 minutes of wearing a fursuit, would you wear a fursuit forever?
I am not selling my soul just to get more sustenance. 5 minutes is already well-degrading for the soul.
Many people whose hearts' full of distress with financial insecurity may take the offer though. Since many will think it is way easier and more rewarding than the ordinary wage slavery.

the real question is would you fuck a furry?

>>798341
I would never wear a fursuit if I don’t know where it’s been.

>>798381
YES

> what it the fursuit is extremely cute, would u wear it?
no it must be suffocating inside
> what if it was extremely cold, would u wear it?
no really cold stuff can burn you I'm not letting that touch me
> what if you were literally freezing to death and there was literally nothing else to wear would u wear it?
yes
> would you wear it and go to a furry convention if a guy paid you 1000 bucks?
no
> and if a guy paid you 50000 bucks????
yeah

>>798341
does sometimes jerking off to furry porn make me a furry?

>>798733
a furry is just someone who is interested in anthropomorphic animals. I'm guessing sexual interest counts too

>>798341
>what if the fursuit is extremely cute, would u wear it?
No.
>what if it was extremely cold, would u wear it?
>what if you were literally freezing to death and there was literally nothing else to wear would u wear it?
Perhaps, but it'd be done entirely out of necessity, and for no other reason. Pragmatism can override the fear of cringe. I would dispose of it at the first opportunity, though.
>would you wear it and go to a furry convention if a guy paid you 1000 bucks?
>and if a guy paid you 50000 bucks????
Again, pragmatism may win out here. I am not that opposed to furries, I'm never going to become one, even if you paid me 50k to do it. So, I'd do it for the money and nothing more.

This isn't some victory for you, to get me to admit that I am pragmatic. If anything, it's a loss because you could not sway me to see the art and beauty of being a furry, which I am wholeheartedly convinced does not exist.

>>798341
Anyone who claims they wouldn't go to a furcon for a day for 50k is straight up lying, or delusional

>>798741
yeah it's not like anyone will know it's you, the fursuit is hiding your identity

>>798740
>furrys are cringe
you aren't a true communist

>>798744
Even if people did know it's you, who the fuck cares, I would go to an Israeli pedophile convention with my real name for $50k, you can just tell everyone after "yeah someone offered me 50k to go for some reason, idk why but I gotta get paid"