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Before you lies a button

Pressing it will do two things:
  1. Every folk monster ever from every part of the world becomes real, werewolves, skinwalkers, vampires, etc; they are geo-restricted and can only come out at night but otherwise are free to roam and are not afraid of urban areas, dense populations, or light - they are not necessarily after you in particular but may likely be in your area and are always hungry/looking to kill

  2. Every monster from any hentai/real world source that is in any way sex related (succubi, slime girls, etc) also becomes real, same rules as the previous monsters apply but instead of hungering for flesh they hunger for cock/pussy

They both roam around at the same time, in the same areas and can easily break in to your house if unprepared

Would you press it?

>>801066
Obviously no, I love monster girls but come on.

>>801066
>hurr every folk monster exists
>durr they'll all be bloodthirsty murder machines
>but some of the might rape you before killing you
I know you're waiting for someone to say yes but the more interesting story would be about the brave group of /siberia/ posters who took it upon themselves to defend the button against the world by vowing to make the long trek to mordor and eradicate it in the fires of mount doom

>>801069
What a reddit answer

>>801072
your mom is a reddit answer.

i press the heck out of the button

I think this would disproportionately devastate the so called liberal democracies, since they can't agree on anything and can't get anything done. and I'd get to marry a werewolf succubus vampire

I would press it even if it was only 1. Fuck this place. Plus I could then seek out a vampire or a werewolf to get turned into one.

>>801077
Or you get gruesomely mauled

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Hard press 1


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