these things are a hipster meme. >oh bro they're like hand made artisinal chips. some grandma cooked them in a kettle for me. . no faggot they were made in a factory, and they suck ass. >hard as fuck, break your teeth. >happy dentist rub

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Anonymous 01-07-26 22:10:50 No.801368

these things are a hipster meme
>oh bro they're like hand made artisinal chips. some grandma cooked them in a kettle for me

no faggot they were made in a factory, and they suck ass
>hard as fuck, break your teeth
>happy dentist rubbing hands greedily dot jpeg
>mUh HeCkIn SeA sAlT tHo, ah yes, the salt that shrimps poop on.

you have been played for absolute fools

Anonymous 01-07-26 22:11:44 No.801369

>>801368
They're literally fine, what's your problem

Anonymous 01-07-26 22:16:45 No.801372

I dunno potato chips don't really do it for me anymore.

Anonymous 01-07-26 22:20:32 No.801375

>>801369
>what's your problem
who knows

Anonymous 01-07-26 22:20:40 No.801376

Isn't all salt just sea salt?
Either from evaporating water or mining salt deposits, those deposits come from ancient ocean water evaporating.

Anonymous 01-07-26 23:05:49 No.801385

>>801376
Mined salt doesn't have microplastics in it.

Anonymous 01-07-26 23:31:13 No.801391

>>801385
True, kosher salt is probably the only food item that doesn't have microplastics due to secret hewbrew hermeticism

Glownonymous 01-07-26 23:39:52 No.801393

yeah ok but I stole it so im not getting scammed.

Glownonymous 01-07-26 23:41:01 No.801395

>>801372
This. I'm using my champaign status to bring better snacks to our DnD sessions.
I tried fruit but fucked up and it leaked. I'll try again.

Anonymous 01-07-26 23:50:55 No.801398

>>801391
mined salt doesn't have microplastics because it's been in the ground where they don't reach, unlike sea salt being in the ocean which is full of plastic.

Glownonymous 02-07-26 03:46:51 No.801442

>>801368
>hard as fuck, break your teeth
bro you have boneitis, i do not have this problem

Anonymous 20-07-26 16:05:28 No.806843

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Make fries at home. That's what I do.

Anonymous 20-07-26 17:19:12 No.806860

>>801368
>>oh bro they're like hand made artisinal chips. some grandma cooked them in a kettle for me
Zero people believe this.
>>hard as fuck, break your teeth
You need to see a dentist.
>>mUh HeCkIn SeA sAlT tHo, ah yes, the salt that shrimps poop on.
Sea salt is a meme, on that we can agree.
>you have been played for absolute fools
Every day of my life, it is the natural state of things.

Anonymous 20-07-26 17:27:25 No.806864

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I like the vinegar flavoured, it's tasty.

Anonymous 20-07-26 17:47:03 No.806870

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I am addicted to crisps i had to completely remove them from my diet otherwise i would eat one bag of them a day and become fat. I wish they would make tallow fried or lard fried crisps again because it taste better and it's healthier than the rapeseed oil they use to replace palm oil (which was much more healthy).

Anonymous 20-07-26 18:34:11 No.806876

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>>806864
These girls lack breasts and hips, and their heads and eyes are disproportionately large, indicating that they are still children. The chips are an allegory for a blowjob.
In short: you’re a pedophile.

Anonymous 20-07-26 18:54:17 No.806877

>>806876
I'm not the one thinking about s*x when looking at kids eating chips

Anonymous 20-07-26 18:54:44 No.806878

>>806876
Says the sexualizing a cartoon.

Anonymous 20-07-26 19:52:49 No.806882

>>806878
>cartoon
Read it as "carbeautiful lady😍🥰"

Anonymous 20-07-26 20:16:31 No.806893

>>806870
Isn’t lard unhealthy?

Anonymous 20-07-26 20:17:56 No.806894

>>806876
>turning a SFW anime screenshot of schoolgirls eating chips into a psychosexual diagnosis

Every single time

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