I finally understand the appeal of soccer! The reason why it always seems like nothing is happening for 2 hours is that finding the opportunity for a goal is almost always juuuuuuust threading the needle at the pro level. It's about seeing an opportunity in a tiny fraction of a second and using this rare opportunity to attempt a coordinated move that MIGHT just squeeze the ball inside the goal. In addition to also being highly strategic.
I'm a fruity homo, so it took much longer than usual for me to get that it's actually a beautiful and elegant sport.
drop a very cool down bellow if you agree
Also flopping seems to be an important part of the game.
The dirty secret is that the masses like football not so much for the sport itself but because it showcase people often from the lowest social strata earning cash and fame that they eventually turn into capital investments. It's the story of class ascension that they like, a spectacilar cuckholdry for the prole who watches
Soccer is a treat for the lumpens
>>802041Degenerate hairstyle
>>802041 very cool video!!!
>>802047 this is true for every popular sport, not just soccer
i only like watching sports where sweaty jacked men touch eachother. football (english) has no appeal to me
Helping wifey get ready for date night with the Bull.
It's like gambling but you only waste time not money.
>>802038(Ice) Hockey is a better sport for that.
>>802038Less to do with elegance of sport and more to do with enjoying being part of a cheering crowd.