>Sir Henry Von Tudor Van Milkshakeironman arrived in USA in a cardboard boat at 4 years old
>He worked 30 hours a day butchering bunnies until he set up his first magazine stand, 30 years later he was a quantillonarie
>he exploited workers by making them shit and piss on place and use the shit and piss as lube for the machines they operated to grind the bones of the local orphans and sell Orphan Coke for Madam DelaluLabubu to snort at seances
>He lives to 230 years old, had a limousine made of Meteorite Metal, the same Bible he had since toddlerhood (a turbo-calvinist version with 40% more descriptions of hell), and had 40 sons- each of which had 4 types of cancer, but everyone survived all of them
Those 40 sons were the only ones he recognized. He had a few with black women he didn't recognize. He had some girls too but they don't matter. But they don't teach you these things in school.