How would you as a leftypol marxist, handle the Iran situation if you were given complete control of America?
nuke all major cities with over 500k population in the united states then drone strike the survivors
I’ll sponsor both sides so the Epsteinites and the churkas wipe each other out in a genocide. I’ll also launch a massive "Zionist" propaganda campaign to get ordinary American Jews to go die for Israel.
>as a leftypol marxist
Oh… well, in that case, I'll balkanize America and ship all its wealth to Israel.
>>805377i love it when americans use the word epsteinite. my uygha its refering to you. you are the epsteinite. you worship epstein. hes your lord
>>805371Put Trump in the ring with some old wrinkly Iranian fuck politician and make 'em go 20 rounds. Whoever wins is the victor and can decide what they want to do with the Strait of Hormuz + all the oil no take-backsies.
>>805379>americansI am not an American.
>use the word epsteiniteI didn't use it; that's autocorrect.
>you are the epsteiniteI am not a Jewish pedophile.
I simply fuck off from Iran and bomb Israel if it cries about not getting enough support. After all, Trump is encouraging Netanyahu to commit a genocide of Palestinians and to recreate the Armenian Genocide.
Carry out a glow-op to create a far-left secular anti-shah anti-islamist anti-israel resistance movement and sponsor their fight with weapons and cash, extensive airstrikes against basijis, IRGC and other islamist targets, sparing the regular army. Once the regime change is sucessful, hand back the control of hormuz to the new Iranian state and assist with cash its consolidation and restructuring into a genuinely progressive role model state for the middle east.
>>805405Forgot to add that the money for all of this will come from seized wealth of the epstein class
I would declare war, peace then war again ad infinitum and fill my switzerland bank accounts with my awesome insider knowledge of when the price of oil will climb or drop