ok so i was at work and my boss asked me what i was up to
so i straight up told him i pooped in my office even tho i didnt do it just to see his reaction
and he was like silent for a bit, but i said "sorry" and he laughed hoping it was a joke but i told him it was real and said someone had to clean it up
so i lead him to the spot i told him i did it in a hole there was on the floor
lmao i was feeling like a kid telling his mom he peed on the bed
so he follows me and theres nothing. it was cringe af he hasnt talked to me since
Do you like your boss?
make a paper crown and wear it. demand he call you king shit.
>>805907lissen man you're not a god damned cartoon character. you think you're the master shake or something? no, you're not.
>>805914how do you know he's not?
>>805916you know what, you're right. he may very well be one. far be it for me to suggest otherwise.
>>805914>>805916>>805920I think he might be Meatwad actually.
>>805907Why did you do that
Uncritical support for making your boss uncomfortable.
>>805907why would you ever fucking do that