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ok so i was at work and my boss asked me what i was up to

so i straight up told him i pooped in my office even tho i didnt do it just to see his reaction

and he was like silent for a bit, but i said "sorry" and he laughed hoping it was a joke but i told him it was real and said someone had to clean it up

so i lead him to the spot i told him i did it in a hole there was on the floor

lmao i was feeling like a kid telling his mom he peed on the bed

so he follows me and theres nothing. it was cringe af he hasnt talked to me since

Do you like your boss?

make a paper crown and wear it. demand he call you king shit.

>>805907
lissen man you're not a god damned cartoon character. you think you're the master shake or something? no, you're not.

>>805914
how do you know he's not?

>>805916
you know what, you're right. he may very well be one. far be it for me to suggest otherwise.

>>805914
>>805916
>>805920
I think he might be Meatwad actually.

>>805907
I look like this

>>805907
Why did you do that

Uncritical support for making your boss uncomfortable.

>>805907
why would you ever fucking do that


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