>You are gifted a live lobster with rubber bands on it’s hands and everything
<In your kitchen is a boiling pot, a knife, and a container of Old-Bay (that’s optional (idk what you like))
<In your living room you have a 55 gallon salt-water tank with a chiller and a container of sinking pellets next to it
Do you kill this poor Lobster, cook it, and eat it like a heartless beast or do you keep it as a pet?
BE HONEST ANON!!!
I'll keep him as a pet, obviously. Anyone who eats him is a sadist and should be sent for an fMRI and qEEG.
Most store bought live lobsters have been starved, are unable to use their claws and wouldn’t survive for more than a few days. And I doubt I have the skills to keep it alive longer. Eating it is a mercy
theyre gross id just throw it away
>>806019I still remember your genetic test.
>>805999I ate microwaved lobster once
Shellfish makes me sick, I put it back whence it came.
>>805999I tell lobster: 人生はとてもひどい、そして、俺はお前が食べないんでけど、魔法をあげてください。出来ないなら、まだお前を殺してだよ。
and when the lobster tries to correct me on my broken japanese, I'll slice his head off and say that he should've respected the fact that I tried.
boilin ts bih
make it my friend
séx with lobster
I'd give hime the knife and set him loose in my local government officials building
>>806011mate eating a lobster does not put me on the same page as il duce or hitler or big yahu.
it just means i eat crustaceans.
>>806077Oh I know, I was just joking around.
>>806047That is Bestiality which is disgusting and illegal
>>805999I remember seeing those in the grocery store as a kid. I haven't seen those anywhere for years and years. I think every major grocery chain in America has a policy against it.
>>806081I thought “morality is a spook”?
>>806091He didn't said it was immoral, just that he finds it icky and it can potentially gets you into trouble.
Free the lobsters.
>>806092Which isn’t exactly that much different.
This board tells people to “kys” for differing sentiments.
>>806092Also it is immoral
Keep it as a pet.
I would eat it. Lobster is delicious and idgaf about its weird bug life.
>>806117No offense Chihuahua Poster but how can a lobster smoke weed if it has to stay moist above water?
>>806117lobsters don't smoke, they get smoked. get smok'd bish.
>>806126 i would engineer a vape that comes with an oxygen tank so that he can vape underwater
>>806127 if u mess with the lobster he's gonna go all mobster on yo ass
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