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It was a really great film. As a massive enjoyer of the poem I loved this film and I think it excelled with both its visuals and sound and the twist of it being about like a soldier's guilt is kind of interesting considering it is an amerikkkan film, however it was really effective emotionally in the film and I just enjoyed it a lot. I do think they should have included Phaeaicia and Nausicaa since that was important in the story. Having the Greeks coming back from Troy being the sea people was a good twist / not so much of a twist if you know about the bronze age. It was both sincere but it also updated the story for the modern day. As for the costumes, well the poem was anachronistic anyway.

>>806412
i'm not even gonna watch it after watching the trailer, looks dogshit

"LET'S GOOOOO!"

Out of curiosity, what us your opinion on previous Nolan movies? How does this one rank?

>>806429
Second best Nolan film after Interstellar (I just like its cool space scenes) and in front of Oppenheimer which is number 3. My least favourites are Tenet and Inception because they are pointless and boring.

Was it better than Memento. I find all Nolan films dogshit but Memento and Dark Knight

>>806436
Interstellar is a pretty good example of a Nolan movie that was overall pretty good, but utterly ruined by some dumb shit because Nolan couldn't pick a theme and stick with it. How the fuck are you going to have a hard sci-fi movie that concludes everything being solved with black hole magic directed with the power of love?

>>806441
It was never a hard sci-fi movie, it was always about the power of love and family. But if I squint I can ignore that idealistic crap and enjoy the cool sci-fi parts (which are the coolest sci-fi parts in modern cinema).

>>806440
>>806436
All right, this convinced me to go see it. Hard to trust reviews since Nolan has a legion of dickriders despite the fact he hasnt made a good movie in quarter a century. I refuse to give him credit for Dark Knight as that one got hard carried by Heath Ledger.

>>806440
Only Prestige and Memento were good.

>>806442
>it was always about the power of love and family
About love towards one of the members of family. Genuinely hilarious decision to make a movie with that as your central theme and then have the protagonist being utterly indifferent towards his dirtfarming hick son.

>>806446
Now that I think about it, Interstellar was just a Hype & emotional moments & aura film. The Odyssey is a genuinely good one and I think it's Nolan's best work now.

>>806442
>It was never a hard sci-fi movie, it was always about the power of love and family.
There was no fucking love magic until the very end. Don't pretend that some shit about a dad loving his daughter is the same thing as fucking magic.

>>806441
>>806442
Interstellar's music was shitty and annoying, so is Jessica Chastain and it was riddled with trite hollywood cliches

>>806443
>Dark Knight as that one got hard carried by Heath Ledger.
Heath was entertaining but neither Batman or Joker are true to comic origin in those movies

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>Odysseus isn't even a trickster any more

christopher slopan's slopessey is mogged 100% by the 1954 version

nolan is most likely the worst director of all time

>>806412
> Having the Greeks coming back from Troy being the sea people was a good twist / not so much of a twist if you know about the bronze age
oh shit that's really cool

too bad chuds only want to talk about woke

>As for the costumes, well the poem was anachronistic anyway.


true, this video talks about that

>>806473
definitely not worst but possibly the most overrated

for those who are obsessive about historical accuracy of costumes and sets (and not just skin colors which is all chuds care about), I wish Eggers would do something besides horror movies because he seems to have the biggest horse in that race of any of the mainstream directors right now.

>>806480
i don't even care that much about historical accuracy but I just want the movies to not be total slop.

i especially can't stand the insane colour grading shit that directors do nowadays, like what the FUCK is this shit? it looks like a fucking alien planet where the grass is blue

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>>806482
That trend was literally started by a colorblind director no lie.

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>>806486
Tritanopia apples look kind of cool ngl

>>806485
Orange and teal was a thing long before Drive. I learned about it in media studies before that movie even came out.

As bad as orange and teal is/was, it's NOWHERE near as bad as the shit they do nowadays where nearly every shot in something like House of the Dragon looks like some shitty day for night filter. It will be a perfectly clear sunny day but the lighting is like they're in the Arctic circle or something

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>>806480
Well, there's fretting over every little detail.
Then there's not caring about the little details, but being accurate in larger picture.
Then there's not giving a shit about accuracy at all.
Then there's being proud that you made it inaccurate.
Then there's demanding that everyone be inaccurate to fit inside of moral or political imperative.

The first two are what you want. The rest is bad. The last needs to die and never come back.

This isn't really a political thing either. Lefties/radlibs do it more for the simple virtue of there being more leftist/radlibs in creative media, but the right is no less guilty if not considerably more guilty. Radlibs will do annoying shit like insisting on raceswapping bullshit, but the right does far more egregious shit like wanting people to ignore the history of slavery.

Case in point: I've yet to see a lefty or radlib produce something as egregious as The Patriot.

But all this shit is bad. You should care about historical accuracy and authenticity and making a historical film as accurate and authentic as reasonably possible. Hell, further than that, you should also make adaptations of other works as faithful to the source material as possible.

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>>806489
>Orange and teal was a thing long before Drive.
I was exaggerating, but:
>I learned about it in media studies before that movie even came out.
I find that a little hard to believe since that trend started only a few years prior. Drive came out in 2011

Just looked up the term and it literally wasn't used before 2010

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>>806492
>>806486
Might not really be an exaggeration either considering it wasn't his first film.

>>806493
>>806492
probably took some time for the trend to be noticed and named thoughbeit

>>806443
I didn't say it was better than Memento, I asked it. But let me know if the film is alright if you watch it, I'm kinda short on money rn, I need to be sure a movie is good before spending money on it on the theater

>>806444
Haven't seen Prestige, might take a look.

>>806480
If it was up to eggers it would end up being ugly as fuck just like The Northman.

>>806412
I think the chuds who are mad about the race of the actors, the historical inaccuracies, the transgender man getting too much screen time are forgetting that this is a myth, and myths are always reworked to reflect the zeitgeist. The spirit of the age. This movie is not about Greece. It's about America. We are the sea peoples. We destroyed the world. We did the war crimes.

That is why Odysseus, disguised as a beggar, says at the most powerful point of the movie:

>When Odysseyus left the belly of the horse and opened the gates of Troy he saw ten years of rage pour into that city in one night. We left them a gift in offering of peace that they took into their home. We violated all that's ever been sacred between people and turned the fight into a hunt. To burn the walls of Troy was to burn the world entire. Including his home. What if Odysseus knew, that very night as he walked through fires of anarchy and pain… And in the days of sweaty celebrations that followed, what if he knew exactly what he'd done? One man's idea, one man's trick… to break Zeus's Law forever. We live in a world of palaces, trades, language, blind to its with beauty… until we broke it.


It's about the burger reich using its navy to rape and plunder the world in the name of "free trade"

It's a movie about America and Americans. That's why it has an interracial cast. That is why he included the bronze age collapse and sea peoples as themes of the movie. The bronze age collapse is a metaphor for the end of our age. Agamemnon's armies recast as the sea peoples are a metaphor for the US empire and its aircraft carriers.

>>810479
>t's about the burger reich using its navy to rape and plunder the world in the name of "free trade"

>It's a movie about America and Americans. That's why it has an interracial cast. That is why he included the bronze age collapse and sea peoples as themes of the movie. The bronze age collapse is a metaphor for the end of our age. Agamemnon's armies recast as the sea peoples are a metaphor for the US empire and its aircraft carriers.

>>810740
It's about how you treat strangers and foreigners

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/history-behind-sea-peoples-christopher-160000956.html

<Throughout Homer's epic, "The Odyssey" is deeply concerned with the correct and incorrect forms of xenia — the abduction of Helen, Odysseus' captivity on Calypso's island, the cannibalism of the Cyclops, and the lavish wastefulness of Penelope's suitors are all perversions of hospitality. At the end of the poem, Odysseus transforms from an abused guest to a murderous host, neither of which is ideal.


<Nolan takes this concern and broadens it to apply to more than elite male householders in Ancient Greece. On the wide, mythic stage that Nolan sets, through Odysseus' oh-so-clever, treacherous scheme of the Trojan Horse as much as anything else, the entire world has lost the ability to deal generously with strangers and foreigners. When we don't feel we have basic obligations of decency and care to those who are different from us, violence and destruction inevitably follow.

classicslop dumbified and rewritten for a modern audience removing all of the historical content and making it essentially a marvel movie

>>806412
That helmet is enough not to watch this film.

>>810804
Tbh most classic stories have been modernized throughout the centuries

>>810804
I watched it and it felt more like a really long game of thrones episode than a marvel movie. it was not "quirky"

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>>810877
It was good, watch it on shrooms. sorry nobody is going to make a history documentary out of a Greek myth. We can all google what accurate bronze age Greek armor and Greek people look like. Nobody is going to learn wrong history from a Hollywood movie unless they're already hopelessly stupid.

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(imagine the smell)

I noticed in terms of effort put into historical accuracy you have a spectrum ranging from Barry Lyndon, where Kubrick commissioned the invention of new types of lenses to film indoor candlelit scenes, all the way to something like Gladiator which is full of silly historical liberties meant to entertain. The question is how worth it is it to divert a significant part of your budget to historical accuracy that only a small portion of the target audience will appreciate, especially if it detracts from the entertainment. You don't want to spend a large part of your budget on shit nobody cares about but nerds who are too smart to buy a ticket anyway. Nerds who pirate. That's another thing. It's important to remember that their target audience are people who actually buy the tickets and show up in the early screening test audiences. Not the people who stay in their houses, pirate the movie, and complain about historical accuracy of nonwhites appearing in greece or the armor not looking like a cylindrical bronze trash can.

It is silly to complain about historical accuracy of the movie Christopher Nolan made. There is no pretense of that in the movie, it is full-on fantasy, some of the armor designs look straight out of Warcraft. Yes I would like adaptation what tries to be as "authentic" as possible, but that is a fundamentally a different movie from this one.

>>810959
It's a story with giant cyclopses and magic and shit. How could it be historically accurate?
>>810947
>It's important to remember that their target audience are people who actually buy the tickets and show up in the early screening test audiences.
I used to go to a lot of those test screenings when I lived in LA. Great way to see movies for free. There are certain theaters they're always standing outside of giving out the free tickets. I think there is even some websites where you can get them too.

>>810963
>I used to go to a lot of those test screenings when I lived in LA.
I wonder if they're really useful because I think you're really primed to like a movie when they're giving you a showing for free. I thought Cloud Atlas was good but most people hated it. Seems it has a small fanbase that loves it. It was really early in the woke wave. It was pre-woke.

>>810963
>It's a story with giant cyclopses and magic and shit. How could it be historically accurate?
I was one of the anons making fun of caring about historical accuracy but to answer your question, I think some people just really want it to feel like Bronze Age Greece based on what they learned in school, even if it comes at the expense of the fantasy. Yeah there's obvious fictional nonsense, but it all takes place against the backdrop of the Trojan war and the Bronze age collapse, around 1300-1200 BCE. So it has a date, and the artifacts we have found reflect that time and place.

>>810965
I was so hyped on the weird 5 minute long trailer for that movie that I ended up reading the book before it came out. I liked the movie but it left a lot out, especially on the part of the movie about the primitive future humans who live in a tribal way.

>>810968
Yeah, that happens with me a lot when I read the book first. Even little things will bother me because the casting is never quite how I pictured it. Thanks for the recommend, just added the book to my reading list.

>>810935
Every time you burn a ram in sacrifice to zeus the BBQ smoke seasons the inside of the armor like your grandma's favorite cast iron frying pan

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So that's it huh?
We're some kinda Bronze Age CollapseTM?

>>810934
>sorry nobody is going to make a history documentary out of a Greek myth.
Nolan is one of several contemporary directors who would plausibly do that kind of take on the material. The funny part is that using historical references for real bronze age stuff would actually come across even more fantastical than stuff that was actually in this movie, because it's so under-represented in popular media.

>>810934
>>810935
>>811230
>The funny part is that using historical references for real bronze age stuff would actually come across even more fantastical than stuff that was actually in this movie, because it's so under-represented in popular media.

sloppa fix the trailer, pronto!

>>811230
I wish I was allowed to make movies with a 250 million dollar budget. I'd be dropping October Revolution trilogy

>>811334
It would make 50 million in box office worldwide between all 3 movies. Nobody is interested in that.

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>>811230
It's kind of funny though, you have to admit, how much chuds pretend to care about historical accuracy while simultaneously doing revisionism at every opportunity when it comes to covering up the crimes of reactionaries.

Also mass audiences caring about historical inaccuracy is kind of a new phenomenon resulting from mass education. A striking feature of many Renaissance paintings (the hollywood movies of their time) is that biblical, classical, and historical figures are often dressed in the fashionable clothing of the artist's own era rather than in historically accurate ancient garments. There is no end to crucifixion paintings from the 14th-16th cenuries with Jesus Jesus, his disciples, pontinus pilate, and roman soldiers dressed and looking like Rennaisance era Europeans. Anachronism is a tool.

>>811338
You say that but people said nobody would be interested in Greek myth because it wasn't capeshit

>>811334
marxist are like less than 1% of the audience and would just pirate it then they would just rip it apart for either being too 'tankie' or too 'lib'

All you WOKE COMMIE SOYBOYS will be CRYING when mega-genius ELON MUSK mogs BIG WOKE HOLLYWOOD his new Odyssey move made by Grok.

>>811342
true but also they wouldn't be the target. that would be preaching to the choir

>>811345
it will look like shit, be incoherent from one from to the next, and will randomly devolve into unrelated content

>>811345
WHERE EVERY CHARACTER WILL BE A WHITE MAN INCLUDING CALYPSO AND HELEN.

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>>811377
just as shakespeare intended

I ain't spending $15 and 3 hours of my time to watch Nolan slop. Are the battles good? Any sexo?

>>811455
do psilocybin then go watch it

>>806412
>S
Of course such a dogshit take is authored by Sage lmao.

>>811711
>no args.
>just shitting

>>811711
S poster and Sage are different people.

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ebig of girugamesh movie when

>>806436
>My least favourites are Tenet and Inception because they are pointless and boring.
I like inception. never seen tenet. see i always felt like the batman slop was just what he did on the side so that the studios would let him do more original stuff like inception. he's not my favorite director of all time but memento and prestige are strong starts, and inception took the heist movie concept and gave it an interesting twist. i remember seeing inception 2010 when it came out and it rocked in theaters. this was before that kind of hans zimmer soundtrack shit was played out so that stuff felt original back too.

>>806498
>If it was up to eggers it would end up being ugly as fuck just like The Northman.
northman was good. it's a shame chuds tried to claim it.

>>811768
You’re lucky to have seen Inception in theaters. I seen it on DVD.
Holy shit that movie was good. I would even argue it’s better than The Matrix in some ways

In fact, Nolan was inspired by The Matrix to make that movie

>>811765
will Ea-Nasir have a cameo and if so who will play him

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OK here's a crazy idea: A horror movie about the virgin mary getting pregnant by the holy spirit

she's supposed to be only 13 or something when the angel gabriel tells her that she's gonna have to give birth to the guy who saves the world by getting tortured to death. that's gotta be pretty scary from a psychological horror perspective. especially if there's all these biblically accurate angels and your toothless bumfuck nowhere 1st century CE judean community doubts you, accuses you of being a whore, tries to test you, etc.

>>811780
Gilgamesh and Ea Nasir would have lived like 1000 years apart lol.

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>>811805
pic reminds me of pan's labyrinth.

>>811799
this is Hollywood slop it doesn't matter, just put things in the movie that people will recognize. I think Ea-Nasir should be played by Steve Buscemi.

>>806461
he still does the trojan horse in the movie, he just feels bad about it later

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>>806412
i think it's interesting that this story is so old that our word for "mentor" literally comes from the character Mentor


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