how did sub5 peasant commoners back then even compete against THAT mogging steel tortoise charging them in the battlefields of south france?. chadcelot owns your life and wife

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Anonymous 23-07-26 21:32:16 No.808072

how did sub5 peasant commoners back then even compete against THAT mogging steel tortoise charging them in the battlefields of south france?. chadcelot owns your life and wife

Anonymous 23-07-26 21:58:47 No.808078

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Common Peasant L

Anonymous 23-07-26 22:38:00 No.808083

>>808078
you do realise youd have been a peasant here right

Anonymous 23-07-26 23:26:20 No.808088

mud and rain

the real jewish nigger 24-07-26 00:22:55 No.808119

>>808072
you are lickspittle

S 24-07-26 00:39:27 No.808126

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Knights were actually too stupid to do proper military tactics and would just charge you with minecraft zombie pathfinding until they fall into a marsh or a dyke and get shot with arrows / crossbow bolts / are beaten to death with clubs.

alunyafag 24-07-26 01:26:21 No.808130

>>808072
5 peasants against 1 knight isnt even close, numbers almost always win

Anonymous 24-07-26 01:30:11 No.808133

>>808126
word to the wise, remember Agincourt

alunyafag 24-07-26 01:32:10 No.808135

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>>808133
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Anonymous 24-07-26 01:39:04 No.808137

>>808126
Just more proof that warfare only looks good in movies

Anonymous 24-07-26 01:59:08 No.808140

>>808072
They didn't which is why peasants got rocked until the age of gunpowder. Peasant republics could only exist in marginal areas the central power didn't care about or the logistics made it too difficult to attack.

Anonymous 25-07-26 01:07:03 No.808343

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<block your path with this baby
<throws a sack of moravian flour atop your helmet so you can't see shit
<hit that knee with a mace until it you can't move from the metal bending
<call kunish and the hooded lads to come hit this iron churl struggling to walk straight
<everyone stops Crésy to point fingers and laugh at your charades while brother rasmond chudham dresses up the dapper silk atop the barding of your steed

nothin' personal m'lord chad. ill give your regards to princess Stacyana

Anonymous 25-07-26 01:25:07 No.808345

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With these, duh

Anonymous 25-07-26 11:13:20 No.808428

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>>808345
>any last words shingen-sama?

Anonymous 25-07-26 11:18:40 No.808429

>>808072
Wood spear to use the horse momentum against it.
When the horse collapse and the knight is trapped under its body, let nature take it course of finish him with a long dagger under the armpit.

Anonymous 25-07-26 11:21:29 No.808431

>>808429
>long dagger under the armpit.
vicious

Anonymous 25-07-26 11:41:49 No.808433

>>808431
That was literally some poor sap's job after medieval battles.

Anonymous 25-07-26 11:47:25 No.808434

>>808130
Depends, if the knight has a claymore, it's no diff, you can't "just get close and pin him down XD" without having two of you die for it first, and good luck choosing the ones that charge suicide the knight without your group collapsing into infighting

Anonymous 25-07-26 11:56:22 No.808438

>>808434
this is why back then army leaders used to give massive rewards to those who actively go on the front lines in a siege or a charge, and survive, and not just more wine to ease their traumas, they used to give them enough gold to set them a lifetime, and romans before that used to give the men first into a fort crowns

to ease them into going in first.

Anonymous 25-07-26 12:02:21 No.808441

>>808438
And don't forget the classic "if you die in battle you go straight to heaven".

Anonymous 25-07-26 13:13:04 No.808449

>>808441
the vikings and muslims and christians did it but i always loved the chinese version, just tell your million soldiers they will live on in a cosmic tian cultivating essence, also it revokes mandate if the emperor becomes an ass so its okay to kill him

Anonymous 06-08-26 00:15:56 No.812035

>chadcelot
>Chad

They literally had servants and people standing behind with spare shield and horse lmao. They even have soldiers ready to step in and fight on their behalf when they get injured. Your chad is nothing without followers, he isn't self sufficient like the peasant. He doesn't have cooks and masseuse and relies on external help to shit or drink tea

Seems normies believe Most ""'elite""" gatekept warriors in ancient times were individual alpha top tier chads with genes that kill with a fart… every knight had a second. What do you think a squire is?

Anonymous 06-08-26 02:41:24 No.812050

normal autism levels:
B==D

This thread's autism levels:
B==========D

Anonymous 06-08-26 14:54:57 No.812120

>>812050
>B==D
Dick and balls hasn't been an accepted metric for autism levels for years, update your research methods.

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