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oh no… everyone gets a billion heart beats…. if my heart beats faster i die faster… i am never doing cardio again…. i will take sedatives to slow my heart beat…. that way i will live longer…. i am very smart

Chud defected; Toast is farted

very cool

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>>808600
I'm thinking if I slow my heart rate to zero I will live forever. brb gonna clot my blood up with some cheeseburgers.

>>808585
I remember when the libs mocked Trump for thinking the human body is like a battery and the more energy you expend the faster you die. Maybe Trump was right again… except if you exercise a lot your resting heart beat goes down? But it also goes up while exercising? I dunno battery bros.

I like how mkultra is just an openly known thing that the cia did but the average burger/westoid still thinks the usa are the "good guys"

>>808585
Do you know what average are you fucking retard?

>>808629
my fat chud retard uncle said we had to bomb iran first or they were gonna do it to us. this flawless logic works for any unprovoked aggression.

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>>808635
>op post full of ….
>clearly sarcastic reasoning
>ends with "i am very smart"
>you still took it seriously

Wasn't there some hindu thing like this but with breathing, and practiced pranayama to slow their breathing down and live longer?


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