What's the best way to flirt with a woman to guarantee she will be riding my dick within less than 2 weeks?
I don't know but that picture is very hot and lust inducing.
>>808689Isn't that true? I bet you'd want those jiggling plapcakes on your face right now, wouldn't you?
Slow escalation. Pulling back when she’s not receptive in the moment and retrying later. You don’t get upset when she refuses your advances and treat it as no big deal. Always seem like you know what you are doing and confidently lead. Establish touch early on in inoffensive ways like touching her upper arm, leading her by her lower back, etc. Convey a sex positive, non-judgmental attitude about women expressing their sexuality. Give her some excuse when you invite her to go back to your place, so she doesn’t feel like a slut when she comes with you.
>>808731Of course I would. I'd also want her to make that face she plaps my face.
>>808733>Convey a sex positive, non-judgmental attitude about women expressing their sexuality.Can you elaborate on this one? I don't quite understand what to do exactly.
>>808738For one, you shouldn’t act butthurt when she retells a story that reveals she hooked up with a guy soon after meeting him, had a threesome, slept with multiple guys, etc. Men easily get jealous or are repulsed by her not being a pure virgin angel and if she catches wind of that, she will simply keep those things a secret. Her being closed of like thay makes her less willing to have sex quickly with you because she fears you are the type of guy who will judge her for it.
Another thing is identifying her resistance points when it comes to her sexuality, which is usually brought about by patriarchal socialization. Like, I remember that one time a girl retold me how a guy she was seeing when she was 16 wanted her to suck his dick and she acted offended that he would even ask her such a thing. I told her “Hey, if you felt like it, go for it, who cares.” It’s like her defenses melted in that moment and she said “I mean, yeah, I think I wanted it too, I just wasn’t ready.” It’s like she was performing outrage to live up to some ideal of chastity. I know she was called a slut before for a minor thing and it really got to her, so that’s why she acted that way. When women regurgitate these ideas of chastity, act like it’s nonsense and that you don’t care about it. Encourage her to be sexually free (but don’t be pushy about it).
>>808742>you shouldn’t act butthurt when she retells a story that reveals she hooked up with a guy soon after meeting him, had a threesome, slept with multiple guys, etc. Men easily get jealous or are repulsed by her not being a pure virgin angel and if she catches wind of thatfor me what grinds my gear is if i do the same during the conversation or imply i saw women before i met the girl, its always either visible irritation or calmness that always implies 'oh thank god he's not a virgin.' always sensed one of the two feelings, never the same indiffrence they expect
>>808742Thank you anon.
How do you know so much about this?
>>808742Women also look down on men who actively tell about their sexual lives. They think the man is a player or degenerate
>>808745he probably talks
what helps somone get out of the incel phase (i prefer just calling it lonliness) is to stop thinking girls have a judgment radar even if they were toxic. they're just like you with their own inadequacies
>>808747Inceldom in the purest sense only exists for people who suffer from severe mobile, neurocognitve or immunological disabilities
>>808746yeah but that feels recent atleast to me
i always laugh when people pull how women are shamed for being pornstars but not the male pornstars as patriarchy or any word salad but the truth is they are shamed, for the opposite. we literally use virgin and incel as flak that a man is not worth his loser existence.
it doesn't help most men's body counts are 0-5 and few reach the double digit organically so the few promiscious men were seen as loved by women, charismatic and they'd be delighted to share…well that's back then, now i see players easily depicted as quagmire types, womanizers, degenerates and manipulative people with money.
>>808745By having approached a lot of women, so trial and error, but also by talking to other men about their experiences (the sexually successful ones, everyone else is just misleading you).
Go to an Asian owned massage parlor, pay for the cheapest massage, get naked and lay on the table, do not cover yourself with the towel, wait for the flip, offer $40 for the finish.
Go a few times to establish rapport. Eventually ask for the poonani
>>808744>what irritates me is they either do thing or the opposite of thingsounds like you'll be unhappy no matter what LMFAO
>>808782They do. After a while, they look down on them with contempt.
>>808750Women have looked down on men having frequent sex as horndogs for along time. It’s just that they only glamorize the ones they see from afar and/or are celebrities
They do look down on virginal men a lot more though.
>>809022retarded strat. lies so obvious are revealed immediately. to keep up such a lie a broke ass anon would have to go deeper into debt
>>809186rich peopl always have little shibboleths and are paranoid about grifters and gold diggers so its extremely hard.
>>808687The realest answer is have friends who talk you up behind your back. My last hookup basically heard I was a great guy from my coworker who's just a chipper friendly guy, and I came inside her the first time we hung out 1 on 1.
>>808764You're not gonna get more than a disinterested handy for $40.
Do not have sex for the foreseeable future, Anon.
In the upcoming months, the United States government will be kidnapping huge hordes of young men to participate in inhumane AI immortality experiements apart of a top secret study called, "Project Gilgamesh". Assume anyone you approach for sex is a fed trying to capture you. The government will also soon pass "anti-obscenity" laws to ban pornography and hentai intended to get young men trying to hook up more. Don't fall for it. Do not ask me how I know this.
>>808687stop browsing imageboards and asking imageboards for romance advice
>2 weeks
You're a simp if it takes that long. Chad doesn't have to wait.
>>816213We can't all be chads
>>816135you can use this in the meanwhile
>>814664it is fully legally safe and sound setup for sex
>>816268How would a chad exist without a beta or simp? You can't have one without the other. Sure you could work your way up to be one but it takes a lot of effort to get there if you weren't born into that position or learned it early in your life. Personally I think it's easier when you're younger than older. The only thing is not having enough resources when you're younger but as you get older you just have less energy and you may want to protect whatever resources you may have accumulated. Also you might need to lower your standards to become a chad if you're coming from a lower position it might still be fun but it'll probably never be the same.
>>809022but brother this is just rape. just cause it is not legaly rape does not mean its not rape. its microrape but its unfunny still so dont do it. microrapes arent funny.
>>816276i have a specialised suitcase with vr and toys and sex software that my internet friend shared me. in my closet im the chad of my existence and im so happy because i have wife also and i dont need anything else.
>>816277anon no matter how much you twist it that is not rape, rape is when you force yourself on someone, drug them, full stop for me.
i find it stupid when people elast that term, because if lying is rape by your logic, literally any girl that lies about bodycount or any guy that fakes something is a rapist
tsk, microrapes
>>816292no but you must understand please sir. if it
feels like rape then it is rape absolutely and necessarily. all else is political tug. also idk where i got this from but man must be controled because man is dumb savage.
sometimes you have to be told by your friends and then you understand and then, the rape clicks. you were raped but its not legally accepted that you were raped. its like robbery and scams, they both take your money without you wanting to so its the same. but if its the shop, then everybody knows and its all a-okay happytimes.
>>816265Then you aren't allowed to have sex except with the girls Chad wouldn't touch even if she was spread in front of him and you will have to beg for them anyway and that 4/10 you held your nose for will eventually resent the fuck out of you for not being Chad. Just directly pay and get it over with.
And when everything is rape, nothing will be.
>>816316and people wonder why kids are smashing their face and blasting tren like there's no tommorow lmao
>>816334>and people wonder why kids are smashing their face and blasting tren like there's no tommorow lmaosir please, are you saying that because of the fact that its true or because thats being presented to you? personally i dont want to live long because of age gap culture, eveytime they hating, they killing the man i would have become.
>>816346I mean maybe don't do it at work sure.
>>816347You mean just be attractive, don't be unattractive.
>>816348Pretty sure even if you're attractive you are pretty likely to get in trouble for walking around at work asking women to ride your dick. Maybe a couple will laugh it off but all of them? Come on.
>>816336im saying it because everyday, the bar for what counts as chad gets higher and more absurd, im telling you from the moment i've seen a kid darken his blonde hair, and it looked attractive, just because some literally who girl kept telling him "blonde hair is for boys, like why are you blonde?", or the moment i seen a guy at 184 admit to wearing insoles and saving money to become 194 i knew the concept of chad is getting absurd, of who truly deserves sex and praise for breaking their face and legs. and the notion anyone who isn't is a creep or an incel.
>>816346Works if you are ugly too, just going to take a lot more attempts. The men who fuck the most arent the hottest, but ones who have no inhibition or shame.
>>816362Being over 180cm (or in my case since am burger 6') isn't good enough anymore. More like 6'4" and up.
>>816367>Just go through hundreds of humilimation rituals to get pity sex from a 4 bro.Nah, I have a VR head set and my sense of smell works too well.
>>816379>sex from a 4 broYou are an undesirable, why do you act like a mildly sub-average woman is somehow beneath you.
>>816378and people act like you can just go to the height store and alter your entire bone structure to add 12cm because that's chaddish and makes you hotter, cooler, worthier.
like men who didn't get born slender into allat are of low quality and shoulda hit the spinal gym or something lol.
i separate my concerns. i use vr gooner setup for the visual beauty and hang out with the people for company.
>>816382Unless you are white and well above average in looks, as a man you aren't just going to get sex. You won't believe it but I don't consider myself a 4 or 5. I'm 6'2" and have managed sex with
guys I find attractive my standards aren't way off base.
>>816346Well sorry, the average woman isn't enough of a slut to sleep with complete strangers, so if you're only interested in sex you're gonna have to weed them out by asking. Or maybe you could try forming a long term bond like a normal person?
>>816411>Well sorry, the average woman isn't enough of a slut to sleep with complete strangersif they are popular or distinctly hot, absolutely.
> Or maybe you could try forming a long term bond like a normal person?have you even looked outside dude? so many relationships have so much ghosting in them, let alone becoming basically somone else's emotion dumpster who most likely wouldn't care of your own. and the gossip culture, not to mention that
>>816404Being doing this unconsciously for 10 years. only furry shit works now.
>>816468only ai enhanced beauties for me. it doesn't matter if shes a 4/10 irl, if she is using tech to make beautiful clips to have synched vr sex with, then im buying her into my wank bank. i only keep fit to fuck machines these days because i replaced my hands with my core and then i see porn feedback in my vr.
its the only way these days, but i keep it all a secret in a suitcase. i call it the secret football.
>>816510leftoids aren't any more or less moral than rightoids. the online rightoids are nihilist for obvious reasons because there manipulated but leftoids are literal insolvent gimmies
left => housework & chores
right => husbands & managers
>>816511Hahaahaah
>did you do your chores?<yessirski…>When i come back this place better be sqeaky clean! >>816511>leftoids aren't any more or less moral than rightoids.fuck off libtard, go play on twitter
>>816513okay but sir, what can the left do for me please?
>>816514Not your personal charity
>>816513literally go interact with any left wing party and youll see its filled with annoying fucking shitty people. political views dont determine someones character
(although i would be less trusting of someone who identifies as right wing) >>816541>Not your personal charitybunchs of selfish nothingbags. dont even care about each other and their supposed to be the caring side. at least the right is selfish united and more sincere selfless.
>>816548they're all shitty. its like fitness, only the self caring can be looked at and everyone else is a creepy eyesore. the unproductive slobs are literally bigots and selfish grubby gimmies and they all hate each other and envy the fitties. bunchs of fat entitled nothingbags.
btw, why doesn't anyone here on this board interest hetero stuff? are all the people here deballed or scared or something? why is this?
who is this board even for?
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