/siberia/ - Off-topic

Hat einer ’ne Zigarette?

“Sooo.. anyone’s down to suck each other’s dicks? … What? I thought someone had to break the ice! … Don’t look at me like that. We all know that sucking each other off in the attic is the German version of ‘What happens in Las Vegas stays in Vegas’ … Whatever fuck you guys.”

>>809770
>>809775
"What the hell are you talking about, comrade? I'm burning in desire, but it's too far. Well, I might not want, but other comrades might do, so you can relieve their, dude."

Why did this turn into a gay thing immediately?

>>809831
It builds camaraderie.

*violently shits my pants*
Oh nien! Ich haben der poopenfarten!

>>809774
gibt nur schnupftabak. der rauch würde uns verraten.

Suddenly you hear a stranger's voice coming from below: "Ist there anyone in ze attic?"

>>809901
"zere are so called 'communists' in zis house, are zere not? you do realise that 'communists' are revisionists. ze only true socialism is national socialism."