/siberia/ - Off-topic

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Look up to your big brother

>>811158
some right wing nationalist serbian kids killed their would-be noble leader, who was loved by the people and had a sterling reputation, who was poised to lead for at least another 50 years of prosperity. they killed him because they were a bunch of anti-austrian anuu-cheeki-breeki serbian chuds who hated that their motherland was being occupied by austria-hungary.

basically, they killed charlie kirk, but ferdinand was an actual decorated military officer who was going to be their president. this caused austria-hungary to attack serbia in retaliation, then austria was like
>hey germany, you're totally cool with helping us if war breaks out, right?
and germany was like
>hell yeah dawg, but let's pop off quick and be done with it, I don't want to piss off russia. you know how much they love serbia
meanwhile, france went to go see russia and was like
>hon hon hon, mon amie, ve vill help in any war mon cheri
and russia was like
>splendid… splendid
so germany and austria-hungary were like
>her serbia, you fucking losers. you killed our would-be president. you have to pay for that
and serbia was like
>get fucking bent faggot lol
so germany and austria-hungary mobilized their army, and at the same time russia did the same, and then the UK was like
>oh shit we better go help france, cuz they'll get absolutely smashed by germany's big dick if it comes to that
and basically all of europe was dropping bombs and shit.

were they all retarded? yeah, they were. a whole lot of death because muh tit-for-tat type shit.

>>811175
>right wing nationalist
Gavrilo princip was a borderline anarchist that wanted the unification of all south slavs and the creation of yugoslavia. Right wingers of the time wanted a greater serbia.
t. Serb living in Serbia

>>811178
cool and interesting. I'm american, what the fuck do I know. I just read about it. sounded pretty right wing to me.

>>811175
But those aren't material conditions, they're accidents of geopolitics.

>>811179
I mean, the political aims of unifying a country isn't necessarily rightwing or leftwing. Pic related was part of the Young Hegelians, who are considered leftwing by you guys, and he wanted the unification of Germany but mainly under a federal republic. Today he would be considered a moderate.

Slavic identity politics makes no sense to me.
Like there's 10000 different versions of slavs but they all seem like the same shit to me.

"Unification" or "union" is probably one of the more neutral political terms out there especially without the use of context.

You could have a Soviet Union.
You could have the United States.
You could have the United Provinces.
And so and so forth.

>>811544
Wait until you hear about every other ethnic group on the planet

>>811544
Well there are muslim slavs, catholic slav, protestant slavs, and orthodox slavs.
But the truth is that all the descendants of the fascist of ww2 that were taken by the Us before the URSS could turn them into paste, they were then brought back to "their" respective country after 1991,slavic fascism/irredentism is made up by anti-communist that were sent by Amerikkka