Cuckstians BTFO by 1800 year old graffiti. .

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Anonymous 03-08-26 15:54:55 No.811192

Cuckstians BTFO by 1800 year old graffiti

Anonymous 03-08-26 17:10:07 No.811219

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it's funny that this is the oldest depiction of Jesus because our oldest depiction of Yahweh is similarly weird, and also shows his wife Asherah.

Anonymous 03-08-26 17:13:11 No.811221

>>811219
Which one of them is the wife? They both have dicks.

Anonymous 03-08-26 17:15:08 No.811222

>>811221
The dick on the right turned out to be a dick shaped scratch on the pottery, so the one on the left is the male yahweh and the smaller one on the right is Asherah

Anonymous 03-08-26 17:41:19 No.811236

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2026 is YOUNG!!!

Anonymous 03-08-26 17:51:34 No.811239

romans and egyptians were based and knew judaism was just donkey worship

Anonymous 03-08-26 17:59:46 No.811241

>>811239
But the Alexemenos Graffito is insulting Christianity, not Judaism. Also Judaism worships Yahweh, the Canaanite Storm/War deity who is not ever depicted as a Donkey.

Anonymous 03-08-26 18:30:09 No.811259

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Anonymous 03-08-26 19:53:18 No.811285

>>811236
Very funny, but there are even better Jewsus quotes for the meme.
>Look at the lilies of the field, how they neither toil nor spin
>Look at the birds of the air, how they neither reap nor store away into barns
I guess they're kind of long.

>“Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear.

Jesus straight up was anti-work and advocated being a bum and living like a flower or a bird because if god loves you, he'll feed and clothe you without doing any labor yourself.

Anonymous 03-08-26 20:14:19 No.811289

>>811285
wasn't he a carpenter though

Anonymous 03-08-26 20:16:18 No.811292

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>be carpenter
<die getting nailed to wood
>be God
<get physically plotted onto the origin point of an X/Y plane

WHO WROTE THIS?

Anonymous 03-08-26 20:19:57 No.811295

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>>811289
>wasn't he a carpenter though
He quit his job when he started preaching at age 30. Then he went around getting other people to quit their jobs.

Anonymous 03-08-26 20:25:55 No.811297

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Jesus be like:
>We don't need to work no more dawg. I found the infinity bread and fish glitch.

Anonymous 03-08-26 20:26:23 No.811298

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>>811297

Anonymous 03-08-26 20:29:11 No.811300

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>>811292
>>811295
>"I will make you fishers of men"
<baits the authorities and trolls them into crucifying him

the writers are just getting lazy

Anonymous 03-08-26 20:46:15 No.811310

>>811241
>In Imperial Rome, the charge of onolatry was used as a polemic against Jews and Jewish Christians.[1] The association of Jews with donkeys was a common feature of Hellenic as well as Latin ethnographic and historical writings, and included accusations of worshipping a golden donkey head and even sacrificing foreigners to it at intervals

Anonymous 03-08-26 20:47:32 No.811312

>>811310
ok but neither religion worships donkeys (and I am not a fan of abrahamoids, there's just no evidence for this particular claim)

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