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for each blessing you pick you must also pick a curse

blessings:
[ ] Be extremely rich
[ ] Be extremely hot
[ ] Have the strongest military in the world
[ ] Have a 1000x lightspeed spaceship that can only take you, also infinite food (only for you)
[ ] Be able to fly at 1 mph

curses:
[ ] Be blind
[ ] Be deaf
[ ] Have no arms
[ ] Have no genitals
[ ] Extreme schizophrenia

>>811326
>Blessing:
Have the strongest military in the world
>Curse:
Have no genitals. You think this is a curse but in fact it's a blessing, because without genitals, I'll have to accept my inceldom, because no matter how badly I want to fuck, I'll just never be able to do so, unless I get into anal or something, but assuming that's off the table, it just means that I will have a clear mind, free from the wretched distraction of sexuality, and I can focus my mental energies on WAR. With my world's strongest military, and a strong mind that is free from sin, I will use it to dismantle the capitalist project piece by piece, skirmish by skirmish, until the nobility are not only stripped of their possessions and power, but thrown into the brig for the rest of their lives. They will be at my mercy, and I will show them none. There will be trials, an inquisition, and they will answer for their crimes, and be summarily executed. Once we usher in a new era of human bounty under communism, then I will go and live with Buddhist monks and meditate, given my clear and sharp mind will be free from the taint of human sexual desire, and I will unceremoniously pass from this world, christened a hero by all, hopefully after gaining enlightenment.

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[x] Have the strongest military in the world
[x] Extreme schizophrenia

[X] Be able to fly at 1 mph
[X] Extreme schizophrenia

[X] Have the strongest military in the world
[X] Have no genitals

literally no downsides

what is the nature of the deafness and blindness?

>>811326
Have the strongest military in the world but have extreme schizophrenia.
I am the Antichrist

Blessing: be extremely hot.
Curse: have schizophrenia.
I think these two might be fun for a bit. Plus I'd probably get sex. Or maybe I would just fall into some extreme infatuation with myself and since I'm it'll make complete sense.

be extremely rich and be deaf.
use my money to fix deafness.

[X] Be extremely hot

[X] Be blind
[X] Be deaf
[X] Have no arms
[X] Have no genitals

>>811326

[X] Be extremely rich
[ ] Be extremely hot
[ ] Have the strongest military in the world
[ ] Have a 1000x lightspeed spaceship that can only take you, also infinite food (only for you)
[ ] Be able to fly at 1 mph

curses:
[ ] Be blind
[X] Be deaf
[ ] Have no arms
[ ] Have no genitals
[ ] Extreme schizophrenia


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>>811326
X Be extremely hot
  • Extreme Schizophrenia


>become an extremely schizophrenic gigachad
>run for president & likely win because gigachad lmao
>be in command of the US military
>use military to confiscate all the wealth from rich people and become an extremely rich warlord and invade countries at random because schizophrenic lmao
>use SpaceX to develop a 1000x lightspeed spaceship only for me and a jetpack that can fly at 1 mph
<BLESSED!

>>811505
wtf are these videos, grace comrade

>>811587
It's me, gigachad.


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