>>811326>Blessing: Have the strongest military in the world
>Curse: Have no genitals. You think this is a curse but in fact it's a blessing, because without genitals, I'll have to accept my inceldom, because no matter how badly I want to fuck, I'll just never be able to do so, unless I get into anal or something, but assuming that's off the table, it just means that I will have a clear mind, free from the wretched distraction of sexuality, and I can focus my mental energies on WAR. With my world's strongest military, and a strong mind that is free from sin, I will use it to dismantle the capitalist project piece by piece, skirmish by skirmish, until the nobility are not only stripped of their possessions and power, but thrown into the brig for the rest of their lives. They will be at my mercy, and I will show them none. There will be trials, an inquisition, and they will answer for their crimes, and be summarily executed. Once we usher in a new era of human bounty under communism, then I will go and live with Buddhist monks and meditate, given my clear and sharp mind will be free from the taint of human sexual desire, and I will unceremoniously pass from this world, christened a hero by all, hopefully after gaining enlightenment.