I'll never be a tall, slim guy with a giant penis. . Oh well

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Anonymous 15-08-26 14:10:11 No.814676

I'll never be a tall, slim guy with a giant penis

Oh well

Anonymous 15-08-26 15:01:16 No.814693

you can at least be slim, you fat fuck

Anonymous 15-08-26 15:03:39 No.814694

>>814693
But what's the point when you don't have a big cock? You'll look like an even bigger beta male.

Anonymous 15-08-26 15:05:41 No.814696

This is me btw

Anonymous 15-08-26 15:07:19 No.814697

>>814694
Small cock looks worse if you’re fat

Anonymous 15-08-26 15:17:39 No.814701

>>814676
>I'll never be a tall, slim guy with a giant penis
You can still feel like shit even if you was like this.

Anonymous 15-08-26 15:20:49 No.814702

>>814694
>beta male
Doesnt exist. Your mentall ilness and pathological obsessions led you to where you are now. Unspook yourself now or die a slave to society.

Anonymous 15-08-26 15:25:38 No.814704

>>814697
Not if you're a bottom. If OP is a bottom chubby twink with a small pp then he's got a big advantage in the gay dating market

Anonymous 15-08-26 18:15:11 No.814767

Sucks to be you bro, i am all of these things

Anonymous 15-08-26 18:53:22 No.814790

>>814767
I'm just tall and slim, but being good looking is actually a bigger boon than a giant penis, which can be pretty off putting for a lot of people.

Anonymous 15-08-26 19:06:08 No.814796

snid

Anonymous 15-08-26 19:12:09 No.814801

can't relate im a 6'3 chad with a mongolian sandworm in my jeans

Anonymous 15-08-26 19:41:28 No.814811

If I was 4'10 with a 9 inch cock that would be pretty funny.

Anonymous 15-08-26 19:45:17 No.814813

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I'm.. subhuman..

Anonymous 15-08-26 19:49:00 No.814816

You could try flattening your penis.

Anonymous 16-08-26 00:08:43 No.814879

>>814693
if you get slim after being morbidly obese, you have those big rolls of deflated skin that make you look like a bull dog. thank god i was never more than slightly overweight

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