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Why is it that crappy 1980s beer and cologne commercials can do fantasy better than 2026 Paramount?

i dont think it looks too bad honestly

Am I allowed to post a soyjack? I feel like this warrants a soyjack.

It's really not an exaggeration to speak of writing, let alone animation, in major studios as a lost art.

>>816621
Erm that just happened

>>816623
Depends, what are you soyjacking at?

>>816605
I mean those commercials obviously had a higher budget (per second of footage) than this generic fantasy nerd slop show.

sorry, focus group tested normie audiences respond better to marvelquirk writing so that's what you get until the end of time

check out this 1997 beer commercial

>>816765
That's awesome.

>>816655
Dude, did you just literally shift reality!? :0

>>816764
Legitimately, the people who do these focus group tests should be beaten in public.

>>816605
This paramount cartoon looks like shit because it's made for the audience that watched the simpsons, futurama, this kind of crap: millenials

>>816762
>>816764
Yea

>>816621
Heck yeah, let's frickin' go!

>>817072
>This paramount cartoon looks like shit because it's made for the audience that watched the simpsons, futurama, this kind of crap: millenials
people get mad when you do generation posting here but i'll bang on this drum forever, nearly all millennial fiction is absolute garbage, it proves all the avocado toast snowflake stereotypes about that generation completely correct

>>817237
I didn't know milennials were the producers forcing this shit.

>>817258
they're the ones making it and are also the audience, acting as if they're being forced to write specific jokes against their will is pure cope lmfao.

wokes or something

>>817286
What's up, sharty?

This is why AI is good. Because garbage like this is easily outcompeted by AI, so writers and animators will be forced to actually be talented

wait til you find out they actually made movies about this shit and not just shitty commercials slop accounts post for engagement bait

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>>816762
I wonder if that's true. Modern cartoons still cost a shitload of money despite being made on computers. Might be like how making a bridge in the US costs infinite money despite modern equipment and cost like 1/10 as much 80 years ago.

>>817319
>>817322
>I have no reading comprehension and I must post
The whole point of the OP is that the slop of the 80s outdoes an actual TV show in 2026. It's not surprising that actual films are superior to some TV show. The Lord of the Rings trilogy being better than Hercules: The Legendary Journeys doesn't say anything.

Stronger source material.

>>817323
Well… modern American infrastructure is so expensive largely because of massive amounts of corruption and graft.

>>817237
>people get mad when you buy into marketing bullshit but i'll keep buying into marketing bullshit YOURE LITERALLY AVOCADO TOAST SNOWFLAKE LOLOLOL

literally just made up idpol ragebait

>>817309
…………. you couldn't be more wrong. actual talent isn't profitable. AI will just flood the market with low quality garbage. masterpieces often don't make their budget back because audiences don't buy tickets to what producers fail to advertise

>>816605
Westoids should fix their animation style first. I don't like this abomination.

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>>816623
Not sure, but here's the next best thing.

>>816605
psst I don't like it
psst I'm gonna jerk off later
psst this concludes my comment, thanks for reading. you're a great person, and you don't hear it enough.

>>816605
a random ass looney tunes episode did a better job than 2026 paramount. in the end it's all about money, no doubt. something something we can't justify spending that money on better animation because we want a minimum of 16-20 episodes between two seasons. or maybe they really did think this was fire idk.


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