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I know it pisses left-communists off, but im sorry its amazing.

Its like being Blade. A day walker. Part vampire but not too much.

I can turn my prole side on to work then I turn my bourgeois side on and appropriate the fruits of my labor and become rich.

Then I put my prole side on, become Proletarius, and have 11 children.

Then I put my bourgeois side on and sell you the same junk the bourgeoisie sells, but for twice the price.

Then I turn my prole side on and laugh when anarchists defend me.

Then I eat donuts and still have more muscles than Elon Musk on steroids.

Hate all you want but being part bourgeois is a super power.

When unions are too strong Libs&Fascists have my back, when they are too weak, SocDems&MLs have my back.

I can literally do everything.

Its great.

i dont get how anyone can be snake-charmed by dudes like tate, rogan, and the infowars guy

>>817391
People are stupid, retarded and desperate.

Imagine being a petite-bourgeois intersex mutt - literally an Übermensch

>>817391
never underestimate human stupidity

>>817379
I wonder what the primary distinction between woke and reactionary petit bourgeois is. That is, the underlying traits or position that correlates with their views. At the broad level the petit bourgeois tend to be reactionaries, but there's a woke residual left behind to account for. And, for reasons beyond the scope of my question, I will tolerate that residual.

>>817391
Online politics and podcaster choice is downstream of personality. Low agreeableness, low openness to experience > reactionary, with conspiracy theorism and hysteria more correlated with neuroticism. High agreeableness, high openness > lib or communist.

Just as Scotland is the country where most people drink Irn Bru (a drink that plays up its Scottishness) instead of Coca Cola. (which does not), nasty people like nasty politics and nice people like nice politics. (And, to a more measurable extent through pollsters measuring age and education, smart people like wordswordswords theory politics, and stupid people like "he's different to you, KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM")

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>>817379
Being Anonymous is super cool.

I know it pisses the government and Silicon Valley off, but im sorry its amazing.

Its like being Blade. A day walker. Part vampire but not too much.

I can turn my anon side on to say the stupidest edgiest things imaginable then I turn my social media persona on and say smart things and become rich.

Then I put my anon side on and be funny and pose as a youth between the ages of 18-35 with zero children, what the fuck is wrong with you, I'm an incel, don't you get it.

Then I put my identity on and live my Boomer life in middle class suburbia in a McMansion, with a wife and 2.5 children, and a white picket that borders my 0.5 acre plot that I pay exorbitant taxes on for no discernible reason.

Then I turn my anon side on and disseminate disinformation to other middle class Boomers who pose as glowies, who pose as youths between the ages of 18-35, all while hiding behind seven thousand proxies and a VPN for which I pay yearly access.

Then I drive my 40,000 dollar class D vehicle to the local middle school to witness my granddaughter participate in a school play, in a neighborhood whose population is roughly 90% White, that was developed to gentrify the area.

Hate all you want but being Anonymous is a super power.

When I pay taxes and vote and stimulate Capitalism by purchasing shit I don't need and can't afford I'm a normalfag, when I bitch about the state of the world on the webring, I'm a downtrodden youth who 'isn't like the other girls' and whose sekrit klub is impenetrable to the sheeple.

I can literally do everything.

Its great.


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