>Had to call in american settlers to settle texas for them because their own settlers kept getting scalped and enslaved by the natives
>fucking gringos stole texas from us o algo
You reminded me of this boomer joke
There's an international flight that's running out of fuel, they need to lose weight but they've already thrown everything that isn't necessary from the plane.
The British passenger stands up and says, "God save the queen" and jumps out of the plane.
Still not enough, so the Frenchman stands up and says, "Viva la France" and hurls himself from the plane.
Still not enough, so the american stands up and says, "Remember the Alamo, and throws out the mexican