>letting friend crash on my couch right now because he got into a bad fight with his girlfriend whose also my best friend.
I didn't wanna get in the middle, but he was gonna go sleep under a bridge in town. Now shes saying shes not gonna go home.
The simple solution to this is to just not have friends.
Have sex with him.
start charging rent and become a landchad
>>821769manipulate him and make him cheat on her so they fight again and hes forced to go back to you
>>821769his gf came???
it was a threesome after all?!?!?