>walks into restaurant
>"my god this place looks ghastly!"
>horrorstrings.mp3
>looks like a very normal restaurant
>sits down to eat, is given a menu
>starts laughing, puts his hand over his forehead
>"look at this"
>shows the menu to the camera
>"TEN DISHES? Always makes me nervous when a restaurant has more than two dishes on the menu."
>food comes in
>Gordon almost pukes
>spits out the food
>"Is that sauce on the pasta? The pasta doesn't even taste fresh!"
>waitress comes back
>"scuse me darling, do you know if the chef grows his own wheat and makes his own flour for the pasta?"
>"uhm, no I'm pretty sure the pasta is made in house but the chef doesn-"
>"MY GOD! He doesn't even grow his own wheat?!"
>Gordon meets with the chef in the kitchen
>"That was the most disgusting fucking thing I've ever had in my entire life, I might as well have been eating shit from a stray cat's dick, youknowthat?"
>"well what was wrong with it, chef Ramsay?"
>"WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT?!! YOU DISRESPECTFUL FUCKING LITTLE FAGGOT WHORE, DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY"
>Gordon observes the dinner service, the kitchen is a little bit behind since Gordon being there means that there are 10x as many customers as usual
>"what a fucking nightmare, oh my god…"
>puts his face in his hands
>Gordon's solution is overpriced ingredients, fresh food, and a menu with 1.5 dishes on the menu
>time for the renovation
>"when I first came here, the place looked like a fucking garbage dump for aids needles, now? it's modern, it's sleek, and it's fresh"
>"takealookforyourselvesyeah"
>they take off the blindfolds
>the girls scream with excitement
>the guys go: "wow oh my god"
>it looks like shit
>cutaway to interview with fat lazy boomer owner
>uhhh yeah me and my wife ate at a restaurant once, we thought it would be a good investment
>shot of their two story house in a nice suburb with an escalade and a boat in the driveway
>yeahhh we’re like $400k in debt we really need Gordon’s help turning the place around and generating the passive income we need to afford another lake house in colorado
>shot of the owner coming in to restaurant at the crack of 3pm, pouring himself a drink at the bar
>yeah we’ve been working ourselves to death we’re at our wits end
every single episode
>>824042TBF the UK version isn't as bad as this, try watching it sometime, it's just Americans love slop
>>824042Not a big fan of Ramsey.
people pointed out gordon's own restaurants break his own rules like not using fresh ingidients lol
>>824089>people pointed out gordon's own restaurants break his own rules like not using fresh ingidients lolbased gordon ramsey hypocritically bullying petty booj chuds whil being a big booj chad