can you write a story that's both shorter and more sad than:. For sale:. baby shoes. never word. . [code]u can also post any artsy thing u've written lately in here[/code]

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Anonymous 22-09-26 18:03:10 No.825893

can you write a story that's both shorter and more sad than:
For sale:
baby shoes
never word

u can also post any artsy thing u've written lately in here

Anonymous 22-09-26 18:06:12 No.825895

yeah i can, check this out:
baby died

Anonymous 22-09-26 18:08:03 No.825896

>>825893
>never word
>word
I have a shorter and sadder story :

OP had one job.

Anonymous 22-09-26 18:13:06 No.825898

tfw no gf

Anonymous 22-09-26 18:15:06 No.825899

>>825893
>For sale:
>baby shoes
>never worn

that story is silly because it reveals hemingway has never had to shop for babies or toddlers before. your whole family will send you clothes for the baby they don't fuckin fit, are too small, or too big, or the kid gets fussy and refuses to put it on. baby shoes that were never worn get sold all the time, especially when they are first manufatctured, before anyone has owned them.

Anonymous 22-09-26 18:20:24 No.825903

>>825899
wtf, we have a family guy in here!

Anonymous 22-09-26 18:26:24 No.825906

>>825899
For sale:
used baby shoes
BLOODSTAINED!!!

schizonymous 22-09-26 19:49:44 No.825921

Sale:
Waifus and Healthcare
$100,000,000

Anonymous 22-09-26 20:23:11 No.825926

Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.

Anonymous 22-09-26 20:25:45 No.825927

you lost the game

Anonymous 22-09-26 20:37:14 No.825928

>>825899
fuck you mean kid refuses to put it on. he cant do shit about it hes a baby. just force him to wear it. bitch ass kid

Anonymous 22-09-26 20:44:30 No.825931

>>825928
NTA but fucking kek you remind me my brother.
Little brat was all cocky on how he wouldn't take shit from his kids if he became a father. Now whenever my niece starts to wail, lil bro folds instantly.

Anonymous 22-09-26 20:55:56 No.825932

For sale:
Baby
Slightlt worn

Anonymous 22-09-26 21:14:42 No.825935

>>825931
That's actually nice of your brother.

Anonymous 22-09-26 21:32:02 No.825938

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Anonymous 22-09-26 21:35:32 No.825940

>>825935
nice perhaps but no good. Hope he'll grow out of it because at some point he'll have to say no to her least she'll turn into a spoiled little shit.

Anonymous 22-09-26 21:52:12 No.825944

For sale:
Baby parts

Anonymous 22-09-26 22:42:53 No.825955

Its hapshaven in here

Anonymous 23-09-26 08:45:16 No.825992

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>can you write a story that's both shorter and more sad than:
OP's life.

The shortest and saddest story possible Anonymous 23-09-26 19:11:06 No.826141

no séx

Anonymous 23-09-26 19:21:04 No.826142

For sale: baby.
That baby's name?
Albert Einstein.

Anonymous 23-09-26 19:24:12 No.826143

never woke up
died alone

Anonymous 23-09-26 19:38:16 No.826153

woke up
alone

Anonymous 23-09-26 22:22:38 No.826245

woke

Anonymous 23-09-26 22:29:31 No.826246

>>825893
gooning
no sex

Anonymous 24-09-26 21:22:34 No.826562

i baby
no shoes
it sold
me feet hurt

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